Forum Telephone v2 - Upgraded Line!

[Rummy]

Ok, starting out the Forum Telephone afresh! Might have to do this every few games to root out the slackers and droppers. Tell all your e-forum friends, we need more people to make the game more awesome(ha, as if that was even possible!). Post in this thread to signup to the new and all future games! Don't worry if you wanna drop at a later date, just let me know, or if you recieve a PM and don't wanna play, just forward it onwards .

 

 

For those unawares, here's how it basically works. You recieve a PM with a picture and a caption from the person before you, both independant of each other. You then draw a picture for the caption and write a caption for the picture. The picture can be in any image editing program(even a crude thing in paint is brilliant enough) or a paper drawn one scanned/photo'd in. Once done, you forward these both(caption and picture) along in the same PM to the next person in the line, as well as CCing it to me, cos then I have them all and when the game is done I put them in a pretty post for everyone to see. Still confused? Look below all this for previous, 100% actual genuine N-Europe forumtelephony! Once you've sent your PM to the next person, it's generally accepted that you post here with some witty phone related repartee, just so all other participants can see that the game is moving along.

 

Oh yeah, you also only have 72 hours to get done, preferably alot less than that(and this limit might lower in future) cos otherwise the games move too slow and everyone gets impatient and angsty and annoyed and filled with rage, or at least I do anyway. If I do not recieve your PM within 72 hours of received the last person's, I shall forward the previous PM to the next person, if that makes sense.

 

Past Games!

Well ok, this didn't work quite like that, we only had one game runnning.

 

Rummy:

 

'Come in here dear boy and have a cigar!'

 

Marcamillian:

 

Diageo:

 

'Cubans are now selling cigars in warehouses to innocent British schoolchildren. '

 

Nintendohnut(apologies for the size, but I didn't wish to scale down his brilliance):

 

MoogleViper:

 

"A revolutionary building."

 

Cube:

 

jayseven:

 

'It's like hypercube, only conical! '

 

ReZourceman:

 

SPAMBOT4000:

 

'The blueprints for the 4 dimensional dildo spike were coming along swimmingly.'

 

 

 

Play order: Rummy, Diageo, Marcamillian, MoogleViper, Nintendohnut, jayseven, Cube, ReZourceman, SPAMBOT4000, Dyson, Jimbob.

 

Game A:

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'

 

 

'Doctors don't care for mutant apples'

 

 

'But if your head is an apple, then ain't no doctor every coming back.'

 

 

'A story about...not a normal man...no, but the Apple-Headed Man, and his visit to the cross doctor.'

 

 

'An apple a day keeps the students away, and the angry doctors closer.'

 

 

 

 

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Game B:

 

"Will you love me for this flower?"

 

 

'I left a rosebud in the U bend and I love it.'

 

 

'My heart was flushed like a rose in the u-bend.'

 

 

'He regretted the romantic gesture the moment the thorny rose disappeared up his ass... He'd been crapping blood for days before it finally came out.'

 

 

'Man would do anything for love, no matter how weird'

 

 

Play Order: Rummy, Dyson, Jimbob, ReZourceman, Marcamillian, Diageo, Cube, jayseven, MoogleViper, SPAMBOT4000, Nintendohnut.

 

Game C

 

Inspired by some DnB rocking at the time...

'Tough guys don't dance'

 

'Music is not for the angry'

HULK DRUM!

 

The Drum Hulk Beat!

 

Don't make cans angry, you wouldn't like them when they're angry.

 

 

When a huge, huge man throws away and insults his coke can, the giant can gets ridiculously angry and goes on a house stomping rampage.

 

 

 

 

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Game D

 

Inspired by someone suggesting me 'Fit as a Fiddle'...

 

"The violin definitely had a strong sound."

 

 

"Strong" Brand Amplifiers. The most suitable amplifier for Electric Band Camp.

 

 

Band camp's good for hardcore rockin'!

 

 

The zombies resorted to throwing capsites at the beatles to get a good night's creep.

 

 

The sleep deprived Zombie chucked a whole load of WTF? over the giant-ladybird-fronted band that had started playing in his bedroom.

 

 

 

 

Play Order: ReZourceman, Paj Meen Ah, Marcamillian, Dannyboy, SPAMBOT4000, MoogleViper, jayseven, Jimbob, Dyson

 

Game F:

 

 

"His least favourite time was 11:59"

 

 

At 11pm Batman turns emo

 

 

Batman's possessed clock had successfully goaded him into killing himself

 

 

"Can't talk now, Robin, it's silly o-clock and I'm busy pulling my bladder out tongue-first"

 

 

Robin told Batman exactly where to shove his gay frying pan.

 

 

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Game G:

 

 

'OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DUCK!'

 

 

Pope claims birds using condoms is what caused bird flu.

 

 

"The Pope announces that angels should be avoided as their wings may carry the avian flu."

 

 

The pope decided to ban wings, which meant a bird plummeted to it's death, but the angel didn't listen even though he had B.O.

 

 

Bishop wings don't do justice for the effect of a bad smell.

 

 

I also love how a manky condom turned into an angel wing. That is why I love N-Europe.

 

 

 

 

Game Z

 

 

 

The bright-lime-green-haired man hated being outside in the sunshine. It made his hair colour fade.

 

 

You'll be fucking pissed if you go outside with your new funky hair colour.

 

 

Pink Punk Pumpkin Pinches Plump Portal

 

 

Pumpkin Punk took a spin on the Wild-Side!

 

 

The pumpkin faced rocker was creating stars with hand jives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Game Y

 

 

'It is 100% acceptable to punch a mate in the face if he is gaying on you.'

 

 

Crotch-grabbin' is OK when punished with a fist to the face.

 

 

Dangly arms can reach ears and crotches.

 

 

Mr Tickle will play with your ear and your balls.

 

 

Just because your twin brother was born with an inverted face doesn't mean you can steal his cherry and tickle him with ferns after.

 

 

Edited November 27, 2009 by Rummy

[MoogleViper]

In for the win.

[SPAMBOT4000]

I'm like SOOOOO in!

[Jimbob]

I'm in again, this is so much fun

[jayseven]

ditto sir.

[ReZourceman]

24/48 limit IMHO.

 

Also, sign me up, Cugar.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

This game is too good to miss. Sign me up, good sir!

[Marcamillian]

I'm in.

 

toot toot

[Jimbob]

I'm in.

 

toot toot

 

I am pleased to see so many people coming aboard again.

[Paj!]

You know I couldn't just sit THIS out! *smiles determinedly* [/ in a children's film where teenagers have to save the day]

 

 

*wonders if determinedly is a word*

[chairdriver]

I'll play please.

[Diageo]

I'll play sure why not.

[Rummy]

Ok guys I have to go out soon so I don't yet have time to draw my picture to start things off but I should be back home tomorrow and will get the new one running then, nice to see so many people on board! I see a fresh face in chair, too! Remember to tell everyone to join in, they can get involved any time!

[Rummy]

Hmm, no new signups, sadface.

 

 

Oh well! Order of play is going to be like this;

 

1. ReZ

2. Dannyboy

3. SPAMBOT4000

4. Diageo

5. Chairdriver

6. MoogleViper

7. jayseven

8. Jimbob

9. Paj

10. Marcamillian

 

Leaving you a message ReZ!

[ReZourceman]

Danny you weren't in so I posted a photo of my cock through your letterbox.

[Rummy]

Aww, don't I get one too? Please?

[ReZourceman]

Aww, don't I get one too? Please?

 

Oh, I did put you in.

 

(Edit; It just didn't send. Sending to both now)

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Sperm donation on the way to SPAMBOT's bank - sample headed for Rummy.

[SPAMBOT4000]

Diageo,

 

I am not engaging in this homosexual activity any longer.

Therefore, I have put a stop to it by cutting off my penis.

Said penis (frozen) is in your mailbox for you to use as you wish.

 

Eternally Yours,

 

Spambot.

[ReZourceman]

Diageo,

 

I am not engaging in this homosexual activity any longer.

Therefore, I have put a stop to it by cutting off my penis.

Said penis (frozen) is in your mailbox for you to use as you wish.

 

Eternally Yours,

 

Spambot.

 

Massive lol!!!!!

[Diageo]

Thank you for that lovely pen you sent me, It seems to be out of ink right now but I'm sure it will be back to its old self when i get back later tonight.

 

Sorry spambot, I sent your present back by mistake. Ignore it, i've sent mine to chairdriver now.

[Rummy]

I've got a tap on chair, I do believe he made a call to MoogleViper earlier, twas most interesting...

[Jimbob]

I changed my photobucket account, so if any of the pictures i have previously entered in games before decide to vanish, i'll provide a fresh new link to them.

[MoogleViper]

Sorry about that. There was a satellite delay. The message has now been sent on to jayseven.

[SPAMBOT4000]

Nooo Jayyy!! Don't let this become FAIL all over again!!