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A fellow encountered a bear in a wasteland. There was nobody else there. Both were frightened and ran away. Fellow to the north, bear to the west. Suddenly the fellow stopped, aimed his gun to the south and shot the bear. What colour was the bear?

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"outer layer of guard hairs, which appear white to tan but are actually transparent" (wiki)

 

Well I dunno about you, but when describing someone's appearance I tend to go by how they appear to me. Not to mention the same article goes on to say;

 

"The white coat usually yellows with age."

 

So, uh, y'know.

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So why is it a polar bear? (Is an idiot)

 

Lol@ Jay's picture.

 

Because the man went north and the bear went west. Yet the man shot south and killed the bear. The only way this could happen is if the man was at the north pole.

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