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Obsessions with Bad Habits.


ReZourceman

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Narcissism is the sole reserve for our lord and protector, Ashley. Ha!

 

p.s. I have no idea if the thread title is at all apropriate anymore...!

 

What?

 

Also it IS still relevant. Its a fact which has not changed, thus it is still of relevance!

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My favourite? Changing song lyrics to having something to do with asses and the stuffing of things up them. The best way to do this is when you are "showing off" your musical prowess to a girl or someone really sserious about music.

 

"This is my rendition of Vincent, by Don McLean"

 

"OH! How lovely, you must be so sensitive and gentle!"

 

"Thank you!" *clears throat* *Far away look in your eyes*

 

 

"Ssssstuff it up your ass,

Stuff it up your f****** ass...."

 

Cheap dinner out with a girl you'd like to hump: 45 GBP

Romantic walk along local pier at night: 5 GBP

Seeing the look on her face when you start singing "Stuff it up your ass" to the tune of "Vincent" by Don McLean: Priceless.

 

For everything else, there's Masturbating.

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