Jeremy Kyle

[EEVILMURRAY]

It's the beatdown that's so entertaining. Finding out that the parents of baby B are brother and sister after a one night stand is TV gold. Watching the "guilty" parties and their parents/friends etc react is the best part. Half of the time you don't get that because Kyle wades in, knee-deep in his own bullshit to give some sage advice.

 

Not a big fan on the reuniting parent thing. I know it's a good thing but there's only one way it can only go. Blubbering and hugging (I'm yet to see a reunion where one half has exploded at the other). Trauma is much more volitile and unpredictable.

 

I can't believe some of these reunited people don't know what's coming. They claim to have no idea why they're there, and Jeremy (Or any other host) starts talking about their father and where they went etc etc. What the fuck are they expecting to happen now?

"Well I've just spent 20 minutes asking about your father and I can see you're just not getting it. I sent my team out (That's right MY team, it's the JEREMY KYLE SHOW) to find your father. And you know what? We couldn't find him. Join me after the break where we find out if Goat Boy is actually a llama, those all important DNA results next."

[Aztec Rose]

My tortoise loves it.

[Guy]

Kyle gives everyone unemployed something to do all day. Those without jobs can either appear as guests, or watch the show. I see no harm in the man's work.

 

That said, the man does come across as a bit of a see you next Tuesday at times.

[Zechs Merquise]

The feckless dole scrounging white trash that populate his show just take from society, this is their way of giving something back - by allowing themselves to be publicly humiliated on daytime television for the amusement of us all!

 

Here is one of the best:

 

[Captain Falcon]

I don't watch the Jeremy Kyle show and never will, but my flatmate does and it keeps her quite for a while so it has it's uses.

 

And whenever the guy stands in on This Morning, I think he comes across well.