ReZourceman Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Wow, I just had to bring this to peoples attentions. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7141752.stm Its a news story about some Manchester United fans engaging in combat with some other teams fans and like..getting stabbed and such. The line that stood out and actually made me spurt out was this ; None of the stabbed fans suffered serious injuries. What, apart from getting stabbed?! Seriously, has the world gone mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Well, if they got stabbed in the little finger a tiny bit... thats not serious. Btw: The ironing is delicious. 2 points for anyone whos knows what thats from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Simpsons....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Irony? We recently recieved a tonne of misdirected mail - like, dvds and bank statements and special recorded delivery things. Shorty took it to the post office to forward them, and it turned out that it was the post office's mail. We lollered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think... It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out --- What a song that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monopolyman Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 ^ ^ ^ Reminds me of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owario Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 An old man turned ninety-eightHe won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think... It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out --- What a song that is. You realise the majority of that song is not describing irony? (Which is ironic in itself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 You realise the majority of that song is not describing irony? (Which is ironic in itself.) Lol, that is ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 ^ ^ ^ Reminds me of... Haha, that was awesome. You realise the majority of that song is not describing irony? (Which is ironic in itself.) Yeah, but it's still a great song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 One he didn't cover - black flies in Chardonnay. Now the irony is supposed to be that a black fly is in white wine. Clever, eh? ...no. That's not irony at all, it's just contrast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 ^ ^ ^ Reminds me of... That's exactly what I was thinking. Ed Byrne is class, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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