Ant-Shimmin Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 I think this warrants it's own extention from the Football Thread in the General Chit Chat Forum. So here's how it goes...Post some football songs with Lyrics, which you have heard on a match day. Rules are, (Mods can change obv) Swearing is alowed but only if it's witty, funny and nessesary. Racial, abusive or reference to people or events that may offend is not permitted. I've got loads to share but will post a few, Other Football fans get involved! We Won it 5 Times We won it 5 times Won it 5 times Man Utd Won it Twice The Blueshit won't ever win it because they are a Load of shite They Came from Sunny Spain They Came from Sunny Spain To make us great again Luis Garcia Pepe Reina Xabi Alonsooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Rafa-Rafa-Rafael-Rafael-Rafael Rafa-Rafa-Rafael-Rafael-Rafael Benitez Poor Scouser Tommy Tune : 1st part - "Red River Valley" 2nd part - "The Sash" Let me tell you the story of a poor boy Who was sent far away from his home To fight for his king and his country And also the old folks back home So they put him in a Highland division Sent him off to a far foreign land Where the flies swarm around in their thousands And there's nothing to see but the sands In a battle that started next morning Under a Libyan sun I remember that poor Scouser Tommy Who was shot by an old Nazi gun As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying) With the blood gushing out of his head (of his head) As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying) These were the last words he said... Oh...I am a Liverpudlian I come from the Spion Kop I like to sing, I like to shout I get thrown out quite a lot (every week) We support the team that's dressed in red A team that we all know A team that we call Liverpool And to glory we will go We've won the League, we've won the Cup We've been to Europe too We played the Toffees for a laugh And we left them feeling blue - Five Nil ! One two One two three One two three four Five nil ! Rush scored one Rush scored two Rush scored three And Rush scored four!
Roostophe Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 (To the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland) Birmingham, are you listening, to the song we are singing? We're walking along, singing this song, Shitting on the city as we go!
Roostophe Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 A couple more for yer: Long time ago in Birmingham Eighteen Hundred and Seventy-four By the light of a gas lamp This famous club was born Hark now hear the Villa sing A club was born that day Whose name will live for evermore Aston V I L L A When I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother, what should I be, Should I be Villa, should I be Blues, here's what she said to me Get your father's gun, and shoot all the City scum, and support the pride of Brum, Aston Villa. (I've changed this one so it has today's Villa players): My old man said "Be a City fan!" I said b*llocks you're a c*nt We hate the blues and we're gonna show it We hate the blues and we f*cking know it With Mellberg and Gabby and Gareth Barry there the boys that's gonna do us fine 'Cos if you support the Blues you're a bluenose bastard and you aint no friend of mine. And for the f*ck of it, a rubbish one from Birmingham City: (Tune of The Addams Family) Your sister is your mother Your father is your brother They like to f*ck each other The villa family Just does not work.
Charlie Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Some Scotland songs... Doe, a deer, a female deer Ray, a drop of golden sun Me, a name I call myself Far, a long, long way to run Sew, a needle pulling thread La, a note to follow Sew Tea, a drink with jam and bread That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Scotland fans actually sing that. And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your doorWhen I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you You’ll take the high road and I’ll take the low road, And I’ll be in Scotland afore you. Where me and my true love will never meet again, On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
Ant-Shimmin Posted July 24, 2007 Author Posted July 24, 2007 Down Goodison Way Not so Long ago Everton fans where shouting Howard Kendle he must go Then he won a trophy he was Everton's pride You two faced bluenose bastards your the shit on Merseyside Those Where the Days my friend We took the Stretford End We took the shed The Northbank Highbury (Easy) We took the Geordies too We fought for Liverpool We are the KOP of Liverpool FC Fuck off Mourinho Your coats from Matalan Gary Neville Shags his Mother and his sister and his brother All the Nevilles Shag Eachother They are Inbred. Ain't no use blaming it on Rooney Don't Blame it on your shit fans Don't blame it on your shit team Blame it on Heysel.... One Pepe Two Pepe Reina You'll Never Score a Goal Past the Mighty Pepe Reina He came to Liverpool on a Aero-Plane-A Heeeyyyyy Pepe Reina I could do the obvious and just list 5 famous man united crowd songs, but that would be boring. The number 1 song from are terraces last season and what I sang my heart out 2 of the times I saw United play in person - (To Winter Wonderland tune) Mourinho are you listening You better keep our trophy glistening Cos we'll be back in May, to take it away Walking in a Fergie wonderland!!! Cheat and search the words on the internet, I won't torture you if you don't know 'em
Ant-Shimmin Posted July 24, 2007 Author Posted July 24, 2007 You really are a fuckin douche bag... I just find it hilarious how you act like I start shit with you all the time, when its soo obvious it is the other way round. This whole hate thing you got for people who are not from the team they support, is really grating on people now. WTF is the point of listing 7 songs in a row, that at best 1 person will read? Not everybody is as insecure as you Ant and has to make 15 threads about football, just to post up at how good of a fan they are. Some of us are comfortable with our support and dont have anything to prove... Your so easy to wind up "Swings Hook, Reels Him In*
Ant-Shimmin Posted July 24, 2007 Author Posted July 24, 2007 Alright *Calm Down Calm Down* In nothing like scouse accent... I like this one Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Deeerrrrr
Paj! Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 I hate the violence/anger Football stirs up. What the hell has this Mourihno person ever done to you?! *protests, but is driven out*
Roostophe Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 I hate the violence/anger Football stirs up. What the hell has this Mourihno person ever done to you?! *protests, but is driven out* Oh shut up you misguided fool. We'll never die, we'll never die! We'll never die, we'll never die! We'll never die, we'll never die! We'll keep the Villa flag, flying high And Aston Villa will never die!
Ant-Shimmin Posted July 26, 2007 Author Posted July 26, 2007 Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Traore He Scored One Goal He Scores One Goooooooal One More than Dudek and a little less than Rush He scored one gooooallll we've got a left back traore wen he plays its a different story the goal at burnley was his glory we've got a left back called traore weve got a right back called steve finnan when he plays were always winnin passes the ball out and in again weve got aright back called steve finnan
Roostophe Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Watch this video and listen to the music, it's a recording of "Hi Ho Aston Villa", it made me laugh. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOLCJxaYBE
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 3, 2007 Author Posted August 3, 2007 Ohhhhh Campione The One and Only We're Liverpool They say our days are numbered But Scousers Rule the country like we've always done before And Justice for the 96 and then YNWA
killthenet Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 "Stan! Stan! He's our boy, if he can't do it no one... will."
Chuck Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 The Blaydon Races! (Very famous Geordie song, by Geordie Ridley) I went to Blaydon Races Twas on the 9th of June Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two On a Summer's Afternoon I took the bus from Balmbras And she was heavy laden Away we went along COLLINGWOOD STREET That's on the Road to Blaydon Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin Passing the folks along the road And all of them were starin' All the lads and lasses there They all had smilin' faces Gannin along the Scotswood Road To see the Blaydon Races We flew past Armstrong's factory And up by the Robin Adair But gannin ower the Railway Bridge The bus wheel flew off there The lasses lost their crinolenes And veils that hide their faces I got two black eyes and a broken nose In gannin to Blaydon Races Oh me lads... Now when we got the wheel back on Away we went again But them that had their noses broke They went back ower hyem Some went to the dispensary And some to Doctor Gibbses And some to the infirmary To mend their broken ribses Oh me lads... We flew across the Tyne Bridge And came to Blaydon Toon The barman he was calling then They called him Jackie Broon I saw him talking to some chaps And them he was persuadin' To gan and see Geordie Ridley's show At the Mechanics' Hall in Blaydon Oh me lads... Now when we got to Paradise There were bonny games begun There were four and twenty on the bus And how we danced and sung They called on me to sing a song So I sang 'em 'Paddy Fagan' I danced a jig and I swung me twig The day I went to Blaydon Oh me lads... The rain it poured down all the day And made the ground quite muddy Coffee Johnny had a white hat on Shouted 'Wee stole the cuddy?' There were spice stalls and monkey shows And old wives selling ciders And the chap on the ha'penny roundabout Saying 'Any more lads for riders?' Oh me lads... (to fade)
Dyson Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 I could do the obvious and just list 5 famous man united crowd songs, but that would be boring. The number 1 song from are terraces last season and what I sang my heart out 2 of the times I saw United play in person - (To Winter Wonderland tune) Mourinho are you listening You better keep our trophy glistening Cos we'll be back in May, to take it away Walking in a Fergie wonderland!!! I gotta say, as a Chelsea fan, that one made me laugh quite a bit. Nice and creative and without all that personal shit that creeps its way in to most (Liverpool) songs. And they wonder why they have such violent fans..
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 8, 2007 Author Posted August 8, 2007 I gotta say, as a Chelsea fan, that one made me laugh quite a bit. Nice and creative and without all that personal shit that creeps its way in to most (Liverpool) songs. And they wonder why they have such violent fans.. Awww Darling Man Utd Fans.. They don't sing about Hillsborough, or anything.. Angelic.....
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 8, 2007 Author Posted August 8, 2007 Oh just fuck Off Hobbz you fucking nonce... Your getting boring....
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 8, 2007 Author Posted August 8, 2007 Are you a **** or are you a ****? He posts something blindfully ignorant and stupid showing he has no knowledge of other Football Fans Chants and thus provokes me to respond. You are an Arsehole Hobbz seriously mate, someone provokes a response that is Liverpool related and you have a go at me for doing so.. Just fuck you snide little pathetic ****, Every fucking ******* thread it is, I'm up tohere with your attitude... Don't like my opinion, shove it up your fucking arse because I cannot be dealing with someone who sucks the cock over anyone who argues with me. Pathetic..
Dyson Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 Are you a **** or are you a ****? He posts something blindfully ignorant and stupid showing he has no knowledge of other Football Fans Chants and thus provokes me to respond. You are an Arsehole Hobbz seriously mate, someone provokes a response that is Liverpool related and you have a go at me for doing so.. Just fuck you snide little pathetic ****, Every fucking ******* thread it is, I'm up tohere with your attitude... Don't like my opinion, shove it up your fucking arse because I cannot be dealing with someone who sucks the cock over anyone who argues with me. Pathetic.. lol internet rage
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Posted August 9, 2007 The Liverbird Upon My Chest (Upon my Chest) We are made from Shankly's best (From Shanklys best) A Team that Plays the Liverpool way And wins the Championship in May....
mcj metroid Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 I never normally get involved in these things but the arguments that take place in these threads are comical. Are you a **** or are you a ****? He posts something blindfully ignorant and stupid showing he has no knowledge of other Football Fans Chants and thus provokes me to respond. You are an Arsehole Hobbz seriously mate, someone provokes a response that is Liverpool related and you have a go at me for doing so.. Just fuck you snide little pathetic ****, Every fucking ******* thread it is, I'm up tohere with your attitude... Don't like my opinion, shove it up your fucking arse because I cannot be dealing with someone who sucks the cock over anyone who argues with me. Pathetic.. calm down though mate he's just playing you. still a great post though:) Anyway I have yet to here a good soccer song(like a mean a proper song not a chant) an old liverpool one was hilarious though back in the 90s. Back in the Robbie Fowler days go robbie go robbie go Something like that. Was a good liverpool supporter.
Roostophe Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 Anyway I have yet to hear a good soccer song(I mean a proper song not a chant)An old Liverpool one was hilarious though back in the 90s. Back in the Robbie Fowler days Go Robbie Go robbie Go Something like that. I don't know why people call songs "chants", most of the songs crowds sing are songs, before they chant the team name. Like this song The Holte End sang during the friendly against Inter: "Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath. Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath. Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath. Oh lord, Paul McGrath." Then when they finished they chanted "Villa! Villa! Villa!"
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Posted August 9, 2007 Personally My best Liverpool song this year is this Deffo getting airing v Villa and Chelsea
BlueStar Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 To the tune of "We hate cockneys and we hate cockneys (Which incedently we mostly sing at Man U fans) An N and an E and a Wubble-u C, an A and an S and a T-L-E, U-N-I, T-E-D, Newcastle United, FC (FC!) FC! (FC!) We are the Geordies, The Geordie Boot Boys, And we are mental, Oh we are mad We are the loyalist Football supporters The world has ever had. To Sunderland we sing "We'll meet again" every time they're heading to the drop (again). The Fulwell End (The Fulwell End) Is always full (Is always full) The Fulwell End is always full (Full of what?) Full for puffs, fulls of shit, full of wankers The Fulwell End is always full. Geordie Allouette What a legend I went to Blaydon races Twas on the 9th of June Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two On a summer's afternoon I took the bus from Balmbras And she was heavy laden Away we went along Collingwood Street To see the race at Blaydon Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin Passing the folks along the road And all of them were starin' All the lads and lasses there They all had smilin' faces Gannin along the Scotswood Road To see the Blaydon races Away at Barcalona, to the tune of the Harry Roberts: Basil Fawlty is our friend, is our friend, is our friend, Basil Fawlty is our friend, he hits Spaniards, Hit's the bastards with a spoon, with a spoon, with a spoon, Hits the bastards with a spoon, Basil Fawlty. Hello, hello, we are the geordie boys, Hello, hello, we are the geordie boys, We;re gonna win fuck all again we're gonna win fuck all, But we will follow United. Drink, drink, wherever we may be We are drunk and disorderly And we will drink wherever we may be For we are drunk and disorderly... Some old ones We've got Mirandinha He's not from Argentina He's from Brazil He's fucking brill. We got Tudor from Sheffield and Hibbit from Leeds MacDonald from Luton and Smith Aberdeen But we got the greatest the world's ever seen We bought him from Blackpool his name's Tony Green Ohhhhhhhhhh Tony Tony, Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Green
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