Pooing (a cry for help)

[nekunando]

Picture a driving lesson like that last friday!

 

that is fantastic (not for you, obviously..)

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

Coffee does it everytime. Drink a lot of it and you'll be searching for a cork to try and get it to stop.

[Hellfire]

Sometimes a week passes before I crap.

[Rummy]

You want to get lots of fibre inside of you, some bran, or a few apples/carrots/cucumbers, maybe take some laxatives(pop to a local chemists). Are you actually consitpated, or have you just not been eating much? I think cranberry juice is supposed to help something too.

 

Eat lots of chewing gum, that's a nice laxative.

 

Or... maybe a more radical method, but worth a thought nonetheless.

 

Try and hold the poo in, thus perhaps doing the ole reverse psychology on your body, and then the poo will want to come screaming out of you.

 

I loved the image of shit literally coming out screaming, twas brilliant!

[harribo]

Try poking it out.

[Colin]

How often should we shit then?

[Ginger_Chris]

oh i found the answer to this. Buy a packet of those dried apricots, you know those ones that are slightly moist, but the size of dried ones. Yea, I was doing some work and I had a pack I was snacking on, and in less than two hours I'd finished the packet. If they won't help you go, nothing will.

[Letty]

oh i found the answer to this. Buy a packet of those dried apricots, you know those ones that are slightly moist, but the size of dried ones. Yea, I was doing some work and I had a pack I was snacking on, and in less than two hours I'd finished the packet. If they won't help you go, nothing will.

 

Oh god. This man speaks the truth.

[AeroScap]

A dominos large pizza, some chicken dippers, 1.25L bottle of coke, 2 hour taekwondo session, rice and chilli con-carne with extra chillis and follow that up with 5 cups of coffee.

 

That what I had today and it wok infortunately a charm!