Dan_Dare

Shit man...that's fuckin awful. I can't really offer much advice to you but I think I speak for everyone here when I say we're here if you need a vent or someone to talk to.

Back in the day my Nightmare skillz were honed something potent. I got a KO with a single combo once... Nowadays, I'm like a lapsed master in a kung fu film who spends most of the movie drinking rice wine.

Soul Calibur > All

i'm from yorkshire...*sniff*

Hard to say. all you did was come here for advice and watnot. take it easy. no harm done

I think this opens up a good debate: which animal would give the best hugs, and why?

I shit thee not. go on the BBC site now and look on the right hand side for a video of woman getting a big hug off a lion for nursing him back to health. it's so cute!

Alien/Aliens The Terminator Renaissance Brick Brokeback Mountain BTTF Trilogy Gladiator Aguirre, der zorn Gottes Apocalypse Now Taxi Driver The Godfather a small selection

Rock This Bitch- Ben Folds.

so many. so, so many...maybe post some later.

ohh. Staff member! Kudos for the sick site an all

My thoughts exactly Flink. Worry not. We are armed with the truth and that makes us mighty

it really is: Did you not see how good some of the latino henchmen were? how amazingly obvious the 'twist' was? ohh it's great! the utter shitness of the stereotypes! The crass buddy banter! the feeble emotional sub plots! how can you not love it!?

Good question: one I'm keeping away from my mind by playing Castlevania

I found it hilarious. I know it's not really a comedy, but I have a hobby of inflicting bad action movies on myself for shits and giggles with some mates. ,

I'm listening to Joy Division. Your petty jibes glance off my armour of genius like rain off a....bit of metal

that's it. I'm converting to Islam just so I can declare a Fatwah

Titanic: First things first. This film is dogshit. It's fucking dreadful, sentimental bollocks from start to finish, and I'd rather be punched in the eye than be forced to sit through another moment of it as long as I live. seccondly: it's directed by James Cameron. What the shit was he thinking? "i know, instead of making some of the fucking wickedest movies of all time again, I'll spend 3 hours on how that puffy faced fuckbag Leonardo Decaprio, as a cheeky but lovable Irish scamp in New York, gets to bang some society crumpet, and then dies along with all his other fucking shit friends and some stiff upper lip sailors." Christ on a fuck, Jimmy. You made The Terminator for gods sake! WWWHHHHHHHY!

The whole point of Scrubs is JD growing as a doctor. mark my words: end of series six (the last one!) will be JD surpassing Cox or replacing him somehow- then they'll have a new JD esque noobie to come in and start the cycle all over. fin

The greatest thing about Super Metroid- better even than the sublime pacing, the impeccable design, the epic, challenging showdowns with massive bosses, the inspired arsenal of weaponry and gadgets. it's the atmosphere. Something about the cold, barren midi soundtrack, the utter loneliness of the game is astonishing. The exposed danger of the opening scenes is gradually replaced by a feeling of empowerment and freedom, but the loneliness remains. It's magnificent.

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True story, folks.

woah.... dude....

Lets see: reinvented the concept of the health system invented the two weapon slot system they were the first to add grenades on a separate system from the weapons. they were the first to combine fps action and third person vehicles seamlessly into gameplay. think back: before this we had Half Life and Goldeneye. After Halo, everything plays like Halo. What more proof do you need beyond that? halo is to the console fps what mario is to the 3d platformer.

no flames from me. Tolkien was a bit shit.