Dan_Dare

so is this dude. Listen to him destroy FFVII and laugh like a cracked up meth fiend.

You know what, the first film is actually better than I remember. It's really rather brilliant.

fucks sake, why is this thread still alive?

http://www.actionbutton.net/podcasts/ Feel the wrath. Fans of Twilight Princess may be offended.

I predict it will be rubbish. 20p says so.

Blind Guardian fucking lick nuts

oh, so I did. Consider Bret 'I shit on hope' Ratner's monster included. temped to agree with you. Firstly, Carnage is wank, beloved only by 13 year old boys and Venom fanboys. Also, Venom would only warrant one film to himself, although it could be a good one. His Spider powers etc include knowing all of Parker's secrets, so it could have made for a good plot if Venom blackmailed and tortured Peter with his knowledge.

You clearly haven't seen: Fantastic 4 Batman Forever/ And Robin DareDevil Batman Forever/ And Robin Catwoman Batman Forever/ And Robin The Hulk Batman Forever/ And Robin The Phantom Batman Forever/ And Robin think I forgot one Batman Forever/ And Robin

it...it was so fucking awesome...gyyyaaahh!

It's not really a retcon when it's a new rendition of the universe.

as I'm a proper published critic and such...

yeah I was gonna say. We got ours off ebay.

Damn right no wrong! no yes! no shame on your ears.

anyone else attending said show?

One return ticket to manchester, a ticket to CSS supported by Robots in Disguise and a booking at a Youth Hostel for tomorrow night. winner.

lolktnkzbi!

had to be done

Anyone notice the Dr Octopus Still At Large paper in the Bugle?

They better not fucking do Carnage. He's a terrible, terrible character.

It appears I'm not alone in thinking the whole jazz scene/ horrific James Brown scene was utter, utter balls. How about a montage of Spiderman wrecking in some hapless thugs, or....fuck, I don't know. Anything but that would have worked! Anything! Other than that, however, I liked. I thought Venom kind of needed a tiny bit more dialogue, and I really thought they should have had him talking about himself in plural. I always liked that about him. Also, his voice as Venom was far too human. It should have been more distorted. Loved the screams though.

...is it me your looking for?

Nah it was future Hiro when he was present Hiro stabbing present Sylar. So present Hiro jumped out of the correct timeline and in to a timeline in which future hiro never warns Peter.

Ok I think I know how it goes: Because young Hiro jumps five years, he misses the bomb day and never attacks Sylar. Now he's gone back knowing what to do, he will, and create a new timeline. urgh. it's a bit of a headfuck. I'm not sure how it works exactly.

that's just weird.

I hope she gets attacked by terrifying shemen. Oh how I'd laugh.