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... Or so you think. Odd rattles and bumps in the night that Papa first says is 'just the pipes', then gives way to the chance of being rats when teh smell arrives. Then one day, the wallpaper peels and you find a door with scratchmarks around the edges, an elaborate-looking keyhole and blood-splatters under the carpet. Then by an odd chance, you hear Mama humming along to The Rasmus - In The Shadows and you know it's all gone a bit Allan-Poe 'round here.

Yep, it sure is pessimistic.

... This is oooollld news. Fuck the daily mail.

had a fun kinda day! Went to lagoon for first time in ages, juggled, poied, diaboloed and devil sticked a wee bit, learned a new card game. Lady Friend came down and it was awkward. Then we walked home and she accepted my offer to watch a couple of films. We had a couple of spliffs first, which eased things, and had a good laugh watching the films. She... definitely likes me now. And I feel bad because a) she's weird and b) I'm leaving brighton in a week. Also done the most bastard thing I've ever done... arranged two dates with two girls on the same day. Shit. This is it. I'm going to hell. Anyway. While toking away outdoors we discovered that my back door sounds like a sad cat with a recorder. Seriously. it's actually quite a freaky noise but I laugh each time i hear it. Can't wait for lectures next year, as it's my new message alert! Also had a fun dub-sesh with the movies "Have you seen my son? Where's my son. I must call my son. Why didn't you answer the phone, son! You're not my son? oh I'm sorry. Where is my son?" ... and so on. yes. Easily amused. Oh yeah! and I came home to find my mum's been to ikea and bought me a kopparberg in a can! .... alcohol free. LOLS. I think she might be trying to say something with that... Thanks a lot for the info sounds a mite scary, but i'd rather still have the tooth than have it ripped out. Yeah I figured it'd be Stupidly Expensive as a mate's mate just had four teeth capped for a really stupid price. Might take out a dental insurance thing for a few months, or something. Hm. that probably doesn't work. Fuck. I just don't want to end up walking around with a black/missing tooth for half a year while I save up for a new one. FUCK i hate money. Lols, I had this a few times as a kid. Well, I've had, like, four different methods to extract the wax done on me and none are especially pleasant.

Just watched [RecDOT] and The Mist, and enjoyed them both Rec was suitably freaky and gripping, with some slightly novel ways of creating suspense with audio/video. I am, however, increasingly tired of the unavoidable This Is The Kind Of Character This Character Is type thing... not exactly stereotypes, but maybe... like, the seed of irrationality needed to do some of the things-- but anyway. Good b-movie stuff. The Mist was a fairly wonderful film to watch. Just the sort of thing I like to sit and ponder with. Again, the blinkered and often macho/bimbo characters are fairly typical Stevie King, but it's excusable because the film's focus is on the mystery and how types of people deal with things. Plenty of the expected allegories and "This Is How Good People Should Be" obviousities (fake word, shush!)... and yeah. I did like it. Ending was slightly predictable (not, like, waaay before the end or anything), and typically symbolic of Mr. King. So yeah. I think I should really read more of his stuff as he knows how to write Steven King books, and I think I'd like 'em. no country for old men tomorrow! Look at me enter the year 2008! Aren't I cool?

ooh you've got a cap? I believe one of my teeth needs a similar thing. how much did it cost? how do they do it?

shit dude, that's awful. I realised mine's 'down' because we only get two installments in the last year. You going to cope at all?

I think the standard repayment rate for current loans is between 4.3%-4.5%... shocking, really.Supposed to go hand-in-hand with inflation (lies!) but will most likely continue to stay level, or even rise if there's to be a recession. There's a meat market in sheffield at the bottom of wossitroad... er, that big road in front of Hallam? Cripes I realy ought to know... Ah! And you're talking about newcastle, too :P Consider refilling cartridges. usually costs around £7? To be fair I think where we live is decent enough. Definitely cheaper than eccles and co.

Went t'pub again last night. Starting to know and be known by some of the regulars. Good thing? probably not. Likely only go there twice more before i leave for sheff anyway. mate up there wants me to buy him some speed as "I Know People Who Know People [sic]," and go with him to see Meshuggah (which Nami might go to as well, yes/no?) the moment I get back to sheff. Also bought some tasty weed, danced to all the bad music on purpose and had a better time for it, felt some more boobs, then had a weird dream where I was running in teh dark with a friend trying to help me see, and we saw what looked like body on the floor. She asked me if it was a dead body, and then I noticed it was crawling slowly towards us - some guy in jeans and a black hoodie. We ran faster, and faster, headlong into trees, slowly realising we were in an enclosed space. We came to a house and were about to go down teh right of it when we realised it was a dead end, so turned and went left and as we did the hooded guy zoomed past us, clearly going soopah-fast so he couldn't stop/follow us immediately. this freaked the shit out of me. Today I go to lancing possibly. Or the lagoon. Or the cinema. Turns out the ladyfriend of mine has annoyed all the Cool Kids, and thus isn't coming out with the crew when we go out. Not sure if this bothers me or not.

Similarly; .. kids sweded version of TDK trailer. Perhaps old news.

Brilliant vid, dog-amoto The voices are so weird. I never really realised that there's, like, real people behind them. Bless the dude.

'sat awl? :P Made me laugh Well I live in brighton, and it's a superb place to live, but I think the south in general is up its own arse most of the time, and easily riled. The north is grim, but the humour is stronger because of it - and it's cheaper.

Well I saw it months ago, and masturbated furiously over it many a lonely train-ride.

Ok, added EEVIL's list to the first post. Paj you really need to PM me your list. I won't be able to add scores today, and may not actually calculate them 'til the deadline, depending on how much spare time I have. Ashley; I think the book is supposed to be a book written in welsh, really. I've got a picture of a welsh thesaurus, then another of me holding three varying books of welshness, then a picture of the inside of a kid's welsh book, but I'm not in the last one. Also if you still want to play, you really ought to enter sooner-than-later. The OP now says "entry is closed" because it's unfair on others if someone just turns up on the last day, handing in a list shortly followed by every other BISH. The closing date is Friday the 12th, btw.

LEAVE EEVILMURRAY ALONE lol, I kid. I was stressed out last night, doesn't matter.

"You're good at drawing!" in a text yesterday. I drew a spider and a bat! They rock.

tis true, I phail at that. I'm actually a good drunk with others, but when I'm alone I get very, very cynical.

mostly the latter. I took like 32324 pictures of welsh books and shit. The welsh language is really ridiculous; cwdfjjdllyndyyyne is totally made up by me but it's practically a real word. Gwyffydyn y irrifyndor brifnydty. that's made up too but basically all you have to do is type loads of y's and you're fine. yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

haggis: all your friends are ugly. Eenuh: you look like this girl I know. As in, like, this girl I know in bed. Yeah, that's what I meant, except way more subtle. Yeah. I'd apologise but in all honesty I haven't offended either of you. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that's a shit welsh book. NO POINTS.

Woah. Is this thing on? I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE NEVER READ MY POSTS FFS DIE DIE DIE DEID EDI SORRY I'M JUST VERY ANNOYED TONIGHT.

ok - last 13 pages of thsi thread? tl;dr. Been in wales for 3 days. Anyone wanna summarise? No. K. Failed at meeting Flinky but he's back in brighton soon so I'll shock the world with images, I'm sure. I... Don't really know what to say about anything. nobody cares so THERE YOU GO. I got drunk tonight. Again. I think I'm going to die soon. Again. Shh. Hate you. Got a new notebook. made an awesome pic of a spider and a bat. Decided that I'm going to die. but you got that. I'm not suicidal or anything, I just don't see how life is possible beyone point x. I'm bored. people suck. I had lots of sex. Not for 10 hours straight, just lots of sex. I want more. Will have more. Then none for ever, or whatever. I don't know. People are boring. Nobody wants to know. brains spill through the melted snot each time. Keep thinking that I'm really clever then realising oh, shit[/u], that's really lame. Got a new notebook! I'm going to papercut you all. had a dream about a dog thing that was like a seal 'cept orange stripey-spots and it 'threw up' its insides for you to eat. tasty, cute and loyal. What more do you need? Got stared at because I read Bizarre on teh Tube. Also got lost in london. Went to LAINDON. And wales. Yeah, wales. Several times I realised I was, like, really blind and stuff. Also watched several other people spill drinks -- all of whom tried to blame ME as I normally spill 'em, but in actuality it was THEIR fault. Been awake at 8am the last 3 mornings which has felt really wrong, yet seemed as if its supposed to be like that -- having a morning then afternoon then evening then bed at a sensible time. Really all it's made me think is shit, I'll never be able to be a compatible citizen in this society, and made me realise that I'm lazy as FUCK and that sort of shit. So yeah. I'm getting severely blunt with people, and less tolerant of their rubbish. I think it stems from the basis of me believing that I know all my own faults. Soon I will probably be told rather bluntly some new bad things about myself that I didn't realise -- but I think my self-esteem is so low that it's probably not possible. Go ahead; try. Seriously. Do it. I need some sense knocked into me, even if it's just virtual wordage. I'm THIS close to just bashing the members here that I think are idiots/twats/self-indulgent/poo. All that's preventing me is the hypocracy... The banality of complaining about people on the internet. I think what I really need is to meet someone who adores me. that's all! Ha! Lol! Omg!

HI THERE HOW R U? ... yeah, I'm back bitches. Sorru, sorra and sorry for not, like, doing stuff. i am drunk and tired, so I've just scanned the last 3 pages. there are a few unacceptable BISHes that people have submitted (letty, EEVIL!) and I'll spend a few hours updating everything if/when I can tomorrow/day after.(sorry, but I'm well popular.) Thank you very much to ashley/shorty for doing shizzle while I was away. Internet on my mobile costs £ridiculous per page accessed, so I avoided it. Paj; you need to PM me your list before I can accept any entries/attempts on your BISHes -- any occurances will have to be REPEATED once i say "it's all good," aight? I got several welsh books. Anything else? No. that's all I can think of. tired. Trains suck. Especially the tube. Fucking LIES and rubbish etc shhh.

Vote: Rokhed. he voted for chairdriver on the first day for no reason, and I dispute his logic; thus I'd rather he wasn't in the game influencing people when we could instead focus on reasoning instead. But then, I've not checked my PMs yet and I have no idea which character I am! ha! Drunk sorry.