gaggle64
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It was about 4am I believe. The Olympics seems to have coincided wonderfully with the total destruction of my sleeping pattern recently.
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Sirens wail, military personnel deploy onto the streets, parents grab their children and flee for shelter. Not even Bruce Willis and his team of all-American blue collar space men can save us now.
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Werd. Pay your gas bill and inhale that - central heating and dangerous levels of hallucinogenic intoxication. What more does a body need?
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Am I the only person who watched Britain's Gold/Bronze swimming haul live?
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Sounds like it. Next time the DJ puts "Soulja Boy" on again I'm going order a large Bicardi just to ram the entire glass down somebody's throat out of disgust.
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Interestingly enough, girls hate me! We should team up!
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South Ossetia won a degree of autonomy following a civil war in the early 1990s and declared independence but have never been internationally recognized. Georgia did break a 24hr ceasefire, which Russia almost certainly used as an excuse to move in. The Georgian president was elected on a mandate of recovering territory lost during the civil war. In recent months Russian support for the separatists greatly increased after NATO suggested that Georgia could one day become a member, which would make Russia completely surrounded by NATO territories. This attack on Georgia will almost certainly discourage NATO from accepting Georgia as a member, as NATO are eager to avoid a major conflict. Also a new pipeline running across Georgia from the gas fields, bypassing Russia, considerably reduces Russia's influence in the area.
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I'm simply adoring the multi screen options available online, the Beeb have got this shizzle cranked to eleven, as the kids never say. Enjoying the sailing highlights right now. Boxing went well today I see. Shame about the hockey result mind.
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That old quandry, eh? You have several options: a)Invite him to come to the pub for a drink after work. b)Invite him round to your place to "listen to some music." c)Club him over the head. d)Hire a team of mercenaries to kidnap him and come to his rescue. e)Hire a team of mercenaries dressed as Daleks to kidnap him and come to his rescue. f)Hire a team of mercenaries dressed as Daleks to kidnap someone else while you watch and use the anecdote to strike up a conversation with him. All the classics really.
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The default answer is Diana Rigg playing Emma Peel in The Avengers, in case you ever get stuck.
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Blah. Sod my brother and sod his late-late-late-night/early morning stir fry addiction. So many dishes! I hate doing the dishes just before I go to bed, but I hate having to deal with it first thing I wake up to. Sometimes he's a really nice guy. Sometimes he's an ass.
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This is what I found so amazing about Wall-E, you can watch it almost any way you want to, it's just so captivating. I looked at it as a spoof of Blade Runner myself.
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Dreamed the whole thing, but it didn't feel like I had a presence in the first bit with the beetles, I was just sort of watching it all. I think you're right actually, it did feel like a really surreal movie. Get Jim Carry on board, could probably make something out of this.
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Wasps are OK, just as long as you leave them alone. Bees tend to be the more vicious ones, they got territories to protect. Just don't get in their way.
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I had the weirdest dream last night, woke up feeling like I had been drinking all night.
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I like to watch the Olympic games, as others have said, it's always great to see new and unfamiliar sports, and it's great to watch the best in the world doing their thing. Also, the BBC's promotional for it this year is just sublime.
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Just do what ever feels right, sugar.
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Frankly I'm disappointed.
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Happin' B-day ma main man!
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The Japanese nation survived to become a world leader in freaking me out with uncanny humanoid robotics and rocking, strange-ass video games. I'll leave the historians to muddle out the rest.
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Forum orgy?
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Just wait, one day he'll become to old and feeble to defend his position in the pack, then it'll be my opportunity to challenge him and take control.
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It's what would happen if Rokhed took over the CIA.
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When I find out who designed and built the SAAS password system, I'm going to beat them, rape them, surgically remove all their bones while they're still conscious, mash their flesh into a toxic stew and use it to set fire to everything and everyone they once held dear. Then I shall use their bones to summon the dark one, and devout to him my own soul so I can travel to that dank place in hell where I sent them and rape them again.
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Remind me never to share a flat with you.
