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Dannyboy-the-Dane

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    recession hits bluey.... in the face.

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    i'm job hunting!!

    on wednesday i'm going to an open casting for a job as a corpse at the london dungeons. no shit!! i've been a christmas elf before so technically i'm OVERqualified; elfing involved moving around!

     

    stan bush is getting me through the depression of unemployment.

    If I said that you'd make a great corpse, would that be considered a compliment or sign of mental instability?

    Would you help a stranger?

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    I remember that I did actually help a woman once. I was in the video game section of a store, just browsing around, when I saw this woman about to buy an expansion pack for The Sims. Having experienced myself the disappointment that is receiving an expansion pack mistaken for the real game, I politely asked her if her son (whom, I had gathered, she was buying the game for) owned a version of the game already. When she said no, I explained the situation. She gave me what equals about £2. I felt good having helped her, even though it was just something small and petty.

    Would you help a stranger?

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    It all depends on the situation, but I want to believe that I would help somebody in need if I could. I've seen some of those shows on TV where they test humans. This test involved two actors, both standing in a crowded area like a train station. One of them pretended to have a heart attack, while the other deliberately did nothing. Very few people stopped to help the "poor" man because someone was already there doing nothing.

    Talk To Strangers

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    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    You: Wow, that's deep. :)

    Stranger: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

    You: Um, are you just shouting out random philosophical sentences?

    Stranger: No they all mean something like this one:

    Stranger: Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

    Stranger: or even this one

    Stranger: It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

    Stranger: Tanking heed ?

    Stranger: taking *

    You: I see what you mean. They're true, indeed - and funny. :-P

    Stranger: I am the being of the qoutes

    You: Quotes are great, indeed.

    Stranger: have another:

    Stranger: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    You: Haha! Oh so true! Let's see if I can remember some ...

    Stranger:

     

    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

    You: "Women are like tornadoes: When they come, they're wild and wet, but when they leave, they take the house and everything witrh them." It's a little mean, but funny nonetheless.

    Stranger: Oh so true,

    Stranger: Where are you from then fellow quoter ?

    You: Denmark. Small country up north where it's cold. You?

    Stranger: Ireland

    Stranger: Why omegle ?

    You: Some dude on a forum I visit encouraged us to try it out, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

    Stranger: Same i heard it was random so i thought fuck i, im a random type of person so i had to see it

    You: Yeah. "What could go wrong?" I thought. Reading through some of the other conversations that people have posted, I realised: "Everything!"

    Stranger: Hahahaha well then enjoy omegle and drink the carlsberg up, im going to quote some more people Byeeeeeeeeee xx

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     

    My birthday plans

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    I'm not upset, its just a little... disappointing? I dunno. I think I expect too much of people.

     

    I bought a DSi today as my present to myself this year. So, that was cool.

    Good for you. :) I think the main problem is that the expectations get blown through the roof. Birthdays can't be exceptionally awesome every time, especially not when people expect them to be. Disappointment is sure to follow. Just enjoy the day by doing what you want to do. :)

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