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Haha, it's so true. Over the past 3 days I've seen about 7 foxes, presumably all different. Saw a proper fat'un in my garden the other day, I was amazed as usually they're all scrawny and manky, still scared the fucker away from my garden though, already lost two rabbits to a bastard fox. I'm in SW london now though, apparently they're quite common here too, my friend usually gets drunk and attempts to catch them from what I hear, he's a strange fellow. Yes friend next to me, I mean you. (P.S Where in south east you from?)

Yeah, I agree totally, such as how that guy was. I wonder sometimes if too much comedy/joke racism perpetuates or dissolves the problem, as some people start to forget the original point, and think it's cool to just be actually racist. Luckily, I don't think I know anyone like that, but I've seen people do it and act like it, they just don't realise the implications of things. I always tell the story and point out the guy who didn't realise that it's still offensive and wrong, just so people realise it isn't cool to throw it all about carelessly.

Where I live those are also called Tea Cakes. They are ass. Well no, they're ok and tolerable, but only when there's nothing else and when I only have to eat like 3 of them. I'm also going to take the flak of Eenuh here by admitted that I sometimes, in the company of people who know the joke and won't be offended, refer to chocolate chocolate chip muffins as niggermuffins. It looks quite harsh and offensive, but it's hilarious due to the totally ridiculous and unoffensive nature(the circle of friends in which we use it, none are racist...i should hope!), though I do realise it is still in part a little offensive. It was a hilarious offhanded hushhush joke I made once(the ones you tell, but know you shouldn't, and make sure no affected parties are in the vicinity, think family guy when stewie checks for ages for a black guy). Only, this guy I know, a tall lanky white ginger guy, found it absolutely hilarious and didn't quite seem to see it wasn't the sort of thing you spout about to everyone. He decided to though, and since everyone finds it hilarious, I take credit for my awesome termage, and possible associated racial beatings. I don't have language as an excuse. I forgot my point with this story, something to do with intentless comedy racism, being cool but not quite. I do have quite a hilarious story about a girl hosting a party, with a tray of muffins, and some black people, but it'll wait for another day. Now I have decisions to make, I'm knackered from working all night, but do I go out tonight regardless? Bearing in mind going out tonight means heading to the other side of london, staying there til thursday and heading to hatfield from there, not to return until friday? Decisions, decisions. I can see drunk in there, I think someone's trying to tell you something. Maybe about your beard.

Haha, nice thread title. Happy Birthday Gentleben, now's as good a time as any that you always make me think of pedobear. ... Have a good one!!

To be honest, I think they're just stepping up their game to try and compete with all the hate Scientology got recently, gotta make sure you stay on top as the most ridiculous organisation in the world!

Just come home from work, night shifts fuck me up so much, but it's nice to know I'll have some monies in a month's time. I might go dream about monies. Flink man, cheer up! Don't make me come and force you to be happy! Cos I'm warning you, you might just like it!

Please don't go there Coolness, I fear for what it might do to you You're too awesome to lose to the mindless internet hate machine!

Haha, I actually was going to throw a penis one in there too, but felt I was being overly harsh to ReZ with that post(nothing against ReZ or his mother, he's awesome, I thought he'd take it best as my jokes needed subject matter), so I left a small penis joke for his retort, but excellently played good Moogle! Can anyone actually tell me what is as big to us, as we are to an electron? Or to an atom? It's all good knowing that this really big thing is this much bigger than really big thing, but I wanna try and put it into some sort of relative perspectives!

Like ReZ's mum, amirite? Sad to see this whole thread without a single mother related quip, had to get that out. Anyway, this doesn't make me feel any more insignificant, cos like...well, we were always that small in the grand scheme of things, and these massive entities are something I don't really directly experience(bar ReZ's mum...nightly, LOL). I do find it slightly amazing and fascinating though, but not very surprising. Also, think how apparently insignificant we are sizewise, and then think about the tiniest things we have! The electrons, the protons, neutrons, atoms, all that tiny malarky, they make up our entire world and science, and they're like us compared to anterest, but them compared to us, which is amazing! So yeah, I may be small in comparison to some things, but I'm also huge in comparison to other things.

Yesterday was very unproductive, but incredibly musical due to KeyBored. Today I finally have a shit at work, which means some monies to cover my last few weeks spending(or half of them :s)! Then right after work I'm heading partywards for my old work mate's brother's 21st, who also knows a few of my good mates, and so it's all gonna be kinda good and tings. They throw the most excellent parties

I was thinking that, opening to FFX?

I always thought Moogle was older! Ah well, I wish you a very happy birthday dude!

OMG, you're like...The Serenade of Water! That's srsly all I could think of what I tried Letty! That's amazing!! I'm on Honky Tonk Piano, but I'm sure it sounds the same on everything. I've found some amusing and pleasant sounding words, unfortunately some of them are a bit rude. I also discovered that 'inappropriately' sounds quite nice after threatening to innappropriately touch my mate's dad on facebook earlier.

I think it'd be wholly unreasonable to try and pretend that isn't the entire point of the outfit. Though I do also concur ReZ's well articulated and formulated point of note.

These forums need a rep system, mainly just for ReZ's posts. Genius lol.

Haha tell me about it, I been playing that theme since you posted it lol, trying it with diff instruments(currently on 49 string ensemble 1). Sounds very grand, but it feels a bit weird at the beginning though, thinking this might work a tiny bit better; e h eerty yyuio ooiuiuy yttyu ytrrty treert uy hhh hhh hhh h

Wow, that's pretty crazy. Also pretty damn bastardly too! Where does the monies from their fines go to though?

Heh, I'm also considering putting it on all our computers, though it's only mine and my sister's laptop functioning atm, and only I use mine. My brother only uses his too, but it'll be fun to do on my sister's laptop to annoy my dad. Make sure you're running KeyBoredRunner.exe and not KeyBored.exe, you can change instruments through there(though you have to stop then start again). Shame it won't work on macs Also, I find it quite amusing that with a vibraphone, the C word sounds quite a pleasant little thing

It was the only one I needed help with other than 8, and I ended up being helped by someone I linked the puzzle to(they managed to make it through all the doors and get there, cos I was truly stumped). Want help? Click below...

You got java bluestar? Using the KeyBoredRunner and not just KeyBored? For some silly reason it uses the runner to run the app, but meh. Mainly I'm enjoying the fact my computer can make really random sounds as I type. It's even more fun when you type slower! Also, shift sharpens/flattens a note, dunno if you can do it the other way though.

So just sprang by some old forums I haven't visited for ages, glimpsed a thread about this program called Keybored, which basically turns your keyboard into...a keyboard! It's quite cool, and I've been having fun playing tunes on it, and scouring the internet for said tunes, or just hearing my computer sound like the ones from the 70s films when I type. It's just a nice little time waster, really http://thebatman.net/keybored/ Here's a few to get you started(see if you can guess them); Tune1 y ert rew wry tre ert y r ww t uo iuy ry tre ert y r ww Tune2 jle jle jleyterekh ghkh jle jle jleyteryek ekgh ghj kle reh ghj kle rty ghj kle reh gfjh kjlk ewre tryu ty And something a little(nearly) festive! ddd ddd dgasd fff ffdd ddd s s d s g There's some more on this Digg page, and a wiki of some more here.

Wow, that is pretty frickin sweet! If you guys hadn't mentioned it, I'd never have noticed/looked! Who made it?? Daywise, I've spent alot of it tired, in bed, and also attempting to write cover letter and cv but failing miserably and procrastinating, I tried to write short 500 word articles on things instead, try and burn out all that procrastination. Whenever I ask friends for suggestions of a topic, any topic, most were just oh so hilarious sex related topics, so now lurking on my computer is 500 words on the nature of sex. You know what isn't lurking on my computer though? A fucking CV and cover letter

I prefer the term unmature, and I found it quite hilarious because it was such an immature macro, lighten up guys! Also, rules 1 and 2 only apply to a certain somewhere, I didn't mention that place. *shifty eyes* I hadn't addressed the fact it has a number of actually useful boards on it.

You can do it man. If you like, I'll do it, as I said I have no qualms with being nice and blunt(though not quite as blunt as jay was, though I kind of totally agree with him). Do you have any claim to the house in which you live?