Ellmeister

Read the controls, you have to hold the letter of a higher ring down for one arm, then the other. Can use other controls to push yourself up (can't remember which, space and mouse button maybe?) Danny, pics or GTFO :p

Oldddddddddd, but thanks :p On that site there is also a great ninja game. Addictive. My record is 10.8 I think, I have a screenshot somewhere because my mate didn't believe me!

I think I've made that joke several times in the Football Thread. I'm a big boy outside the thread though, inside I'm a newb

An arsehole supporting Arsenal? Who'd have thought ay :p

Ouch. Is that meaning you were better than him so they kept you on for a bit longer?

Clever advertising idea.

Surely it's the other way around. His Dissertation is probably worth the same credit wise but he did a lot less work. E.g At my university, one of my housemates has a 14 page dissertation with some other bits. Whereas, another housemate has done a lot more (not sure on page number). Both worth 40 credits out of 120 though!

When is the new season starting?

I would have if I had seen Mad Men.

A 5-1 friendly win over Eights United didn't help my form at all! Made it worse!!!

When my friend showed me the trailer I was shouting, MATT PARKMAN FROM HEROES. Didn't realised they'd based it on actual actors.

Stop talking about me

I wondered where you were whilst all this was going on ReZ! Seems like the perfect thread for you.

We aren't married, so I'm surprised you've given us your blessing.

I didn't say it was difficult, I just meant it takes time away from the moment of passion, for lack of a better phrase.

He just pokes girls and they soon seem to be all over me. Best. Wingman. Ever.

I find the intimacy/ romantic moment is ruined when you're having to faff about opening the bloody packet and get that damn thing on. Me and my girlfriend use extra safe ones. Just a habit/ I've had a few rip on me before. My ex rang me up and gave me a pregnancy scare once after one had ripped a little while before. Bad times.

Admitting I got my wingman out in front of a doctor would have been a fine thread starter post by me. Finally, my man is getting the attention it deserves. Shame most of the posts were by guys

Sign me up!

Doctor said more like 8-90% for condoms, but I think he was doing it for the scare factor.

Yes your guess that my face looks like a leg was correct!

I think most guys probably can.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah