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So someone told me to join Tinder. And it looks shallow but I went alomg with it. And someone said they liked me and we've matched. Now I don't know what to do. Also I had a date / not a date this week. Ended up at tescos at midnight buying GU and custard and woke the next morning with an awful hangover so I think it went well?

I'm not sure I'd have anything interesting enough to write on my profile (@Ashley back me up!). Might see if can track down some profiles of you guys for inspiration.

Have also started reading hunter x hunter. Did this start before the main 3? It has a lot of similarities but looks older.

You're welcome

"Hi I run this website. I'm a muscly as machoke, as clever as mewtwo, I can sing better than jigglypuff and I've got an onix just waiting to use harden. Hopefully I'll be super effective for you. Call me, Serebii."

What site do you all use?

Tried translating #missionserebii to Swedish and it just came out with #missionserebii

Aaaaaaaand, I'm out. Damnit Zell!

Stop going on about Spurs in crisis...noone has said that for weeks since Sherwood took over and started winning again. We're all too busy laughing at United's crisis.

Also Suarez gets lots of free-kicks so that point is moot.

You've read the second lot as well? First bit is just a prequel

7-7-7-7! May get few more inactives from that anyway so good to start a with least inactives I think.

I always wave goodbye to Ashley. That usually suffices.

Looks like a solid squad!

Second strongest in the league! Can't complain.

Will resend mine. I will attempt to retain my cup title!

I was talking to a girl friend the other day asking how they like to be approached in clubs. She wasn't much help but she said be sure not to grope and proceeded to tell me lots of dreadful stories. Who does that and think it'll work? So Charlie, what do you think is the best way to approach someone in a club? Just want the tips for when I'm ready to stop feeling sorry for myself!

After 4 years. I'm single.

I think you need to win more than 3 to be undisputed. Oddy won far more and I think I won 3 through pure luck!

Damn right Krappen! Take that!

There's a website called sport pursuit, I got 130 reduced to 47 isport headphones. They're great. In ear and a bit that curls round inside of ear. This is basically them from a quick Google http://www.amazon.com/Monster-iSport-Strive-Headphones-Control/dp/B00AAHTQ30 Fully recommend the site for lots of deals on different sportswear for everybody in this thread.

Best joke of 2014.

I strongly considered retiring last night I just could not face going back to work! Up at 6:45 this morning and just about managed it. Luckily I got to book a trip to New York for work so that took the sting out of returning a wee bit.

It behooves you to do so