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I didn't have the normal Funfax, but I had the Spy File and the SAS [survive at School] one. I can still remember the rap in the SAS one.

The reason you're surprised is because you're an idiot. I wouldn't punch her in the face, but I'll give her a mighty good fisting.

That's 2012 dude. We're preparing now because we're pr0 apparently. Won't be watching it I think, bores me like most sports.

Flink. Stop Whining. Turn this mush into muscles!

You're not feeling the Daddy story then?

I'm wondering if MC Dicko needs to be punched. I mean, he's been an absolute bell end in thinking he's the dogs bollocks in terms of chav gang warfare, but the quality of his song is immense.

Still wouldn't mind finding out how the scars magically appeared though.

I thought she wasn't that bad, but Baldy's voice just gets me. I really don't see how Hugh Dennis is on Mock The Week. My Hero showed he isn't that funny. Plus him and Frankie Boyle won't stop until it's called "The Boyle & Dennis Show"

I'm not Japanese, but I can count to two! My Carnifex on the other hand couldn't get the hang of the whole upside down thing though.

Did we ever get an explanation as to how/why the Joker popped out of no where? He gave two servings of bullshit as to how he got his scars, were either of them true?

It's just his delivery of his bullshit that makes me want to twat him one. One part of a show I caught was the "bad man" in the relationship walking off because he couldn't stomach anymore of Kyle's bullshit. Kyle followed him backstage and started talking crap about "Get back out there and be a man". 10 seconds after he sat back down he says "You're a disgrace, get out my sight".

FUCKS SAKE MADONNA PUT IT AWAY! No one has wanted to see any of that shit in over 3 decades.

This complete twat: Join my Anti-Carr Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2386989342&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fq%3Dalan%2Bcarr%26init%3Dq A quality statement from a veteran member: "about as much worth as wet shit from a sick dog. alan carr is the single biggest insult to the human race."

I concur. .

The man is amazing, he cums all day and night!! AND BECAUSE OF THIS! End Of Days is on again tonight, so no one has an excuse for missing it.

If anything that makes him even more legendary. That needs to be used as a ventrilo harassment.

Since the love has been revealed, I shal unveil the ch00ns: 1: ZZ Top - Legs 2: Thunder - Dirty Love 3: Billy Idol - Mony Mony 4: Bon Jovi - Hook Me Up 5: Bon Jovi - Bounce 6: Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me 7: Delta Goodrem - Disorientated 8: Spin Doctors feat. Biz Markie - That's The Way (I Like It) 9: Andrew W.K - I Love NYC 10: Lillix - Fork In The Road 11: Electric Six - Synthesizer 12: Spin Doctors - Pocket Full Of Kryptonite 13: Yazoo - Only You 14: Right Said Fred - Daydream 15: John Parr - St. Elmo's Fire 16: Bryan Adams - Back To You 17: Elton John - The One 18: Billy Joel - All About Soul

I can confirm now, that Dyson is loving my rEEmix, especially the latter half.

I came in about 25 mins late myself, was watching Special Victims Unit on Hallmark.

Arnie has graced our screens yet again. At 10:30 on ITV4 we have End Of Days.

I think Arab Freak is gutted, after all his hard work to make it his image gallery. CHANGE IT BACK.

IT'S OVER 9-****-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT THE FUCK! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

The stakes are being raised. EEVEE! I choose you!

Let's all play Scatergories instead!