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Kindergarten Cop Some of the lines were in my head so I had to watch it to silence the voices [it got in the way of the normal ones]. I normally end up watching some film when I get home from work, but this was an hour later. A cracking film, with some quality Arnie lines. Plus when O'Hara was opening a sandwich I felt inspired to make one of my own. Which I promptly did. Shabba Rating coming soon. Photobucket is bullshitting me.

I don't know if there is an instrumental version, I believe one was released with the original. And I really should learn to learn how to use some video software ¬_¬ THERE IS NO BATHROOM. Sorry, there is no bagsies. Everyone can sign up for a line and submit O_O

When I'm at work I have a glass of water and ice primed at all times. I think it waits on standby until I get home so it wants me to piss every 10 mins. Regardless of the fact I am on my fourth of Carling... Either way, my bladder is worth fuck all.

I think I'm looking a around £12k, the tuition fees were a grant, so that's a Barrel Roll for evasion. Student loan however was just under £4k a year, so no biggie. Plus you have to earn £15k a year before they start taking monies I hear.

Done! The lines aren't exclusive, they can be split up as they have been done by certain versions. I've cut out the Dizzie Rascal bits, because they just don't need to be in there. Also, for the shots of those playing instruments, we could have those playing Guitar Hero or Rock Band or something.

It's that time of year where I keep watching the Band Aids one after the other or repeating one again and again [i think my record was 5 hours when talking to Flinky?] We need to do one. Don't bullshit me. You all know you're feeling it. How many of you are willing to lend your vocal talents to this monumental piece of internet musical history? For inspiration: Band Aid Original Band Aid II - 1989 Band Aid 20 If people are feeling it, post your interest, as well as any lines you'd like to sing. If sucessful voice files will be sent to me. Video files also if you're feeling that extra bit of commitment. Make your mark people. Lyrics for people [THESE ARE NOT SET IN STONE. YOU CAN OFFER TO DO OTHER/MORE LINES]: 'It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid' Mokong X-C 'At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade' Mokong X-C 'And in our world of plenty, we can spread a smile of joy' Paj Meen Ah, EEVILMURRAY 'Throw your arms around the world, at Christmas time' ReZourceman, Tellyn 'But say a prayer; Pray for the other ones' Dyson, EEVILMURRAY 'At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun' Dyson, EEVILMURRAY 'There's a world outside your window, and it's a world of dread and fear' Eenuh 'Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears' Eenuh, S.C.G. 'And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom' conzer16 'Well, tonight, thank God it's them, instead of you' conzer16, Charlie 'And there won't be snow in Africa, this Christmas time' Eenuh 'The greatest gift they'll get this year is life' Eenuh 'Where nothing ever grows' Mokong X-C 'No rain nor rivers flow' Mokong X-C 'Do they know it's Christmas time at all?' EVERYONE 'Here's to you' Dannyboy-the-Dane, EEVILMURRAY 'Raise a glass for everyone' Dannyboy-the-Dane 'Here's to them' Dannyboy-the-Dane, EEVILMURRAY 'Underneath that burning sun' Dannyboy-the-Dane 'Do they know it's Christmas time at all?' 'Feed the World' (repeat) EVERYONE 'Feed the World, Let them know it's Christmas time again' (repeat) EVERYONE

nightwolf is correct, you should have some hand-in form. Your system is flawed!

Gin Monopoly, each price means a millimetre of Gin. It's hard work but fun for all.

This bloke is normally ok, buys a drink after work. Another worked and myself we all went upstairs, played poker and watched Sexetera. The normal boss wouldn't do that, because he's a prick who gets drunk. I messed with the sudoku book that's in their toilet. Added random numbers everywhere, including doubles.

I think that's the last time I do overtime for work while the temp boss is here. He's a quality chap and is down with the youth massive [a year younger than me] but he's never around. He's always out somewhere. I get a call about 1, I felt it coming, the lass who was meant to work phoned in sick, I go in for 8:30. Normally Charlie [boss] comes back from wherever at half 10, 11ish, but he didn't. I texted him, rang him. Got nothing. I got sick of waiting, so locked the doors, attempted to turn some lights off, but I think I set one alarm off in the process [it beeps every 7ish seconds] and I believe I left one door unlocked. But I don't care. You try and do a favour and it gets abused. If I get told off I'll just give them lip about how I shouldn't have been put in this position in the first place.

I got a nice chess set, nice wooden board with pieces in a nice box. The fact is I've got noone to bloody play it with. I'll play you sometime. You can teach me to play Backgammon.

I try not to think about my debt.

All I've asked for is a Xbox 360 from my Dad & step mum, and a Mp3 player [and potentially Columbo doovdes] from Mum & step dad.

What about more money to see High School Musical 3 another 20 times? It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Don't ask for anything you spoilt git. O_O I actually need to ask the parents what they want from me.

Did I forget something awesome?

A break-up would be awesome.

Not really, since it isn't that unexpected. Someone has a high opinion of themselves :p EDIT: Cut the bullshit Odwin. Someone change it back please. EDIT EDIT: Ta Dan.

Work tonight was much more pr0 as a normal Wednesday. Not many people students turned up for the quiz, which means the tables and chairs weren't fucked about and too many beer mats destroyed.

I think you're hitting the B button on your DS to stop that Pokémon from evolving.

"Hey, I'm a police officer. This is an arrest."

Word is the Post Office are looking for people. I might inquire.

One would hope they voted for the right reasons.

It was aimed at him as well. Plus I agree with the people who are saying that the reason some people voted for Obama because he was black. Kinda like how California got Arnie because he was a pr0 actor.

They could've had him for less if they didn't re-elect him. They've only got themselves to blame. I liked the chap personally.