Glen-i

Wow, seeing Link with actual proper armour seems so... dodgy. Is Impa doing that Samurai-like "Constantly sheathing and unsheathing the sword between every attack"? Because that would be pretty cool!

Oh? So would that make it actually official?

OK, didn't know that. Never read the manga. My bad. "Tart" is a bit harsh though, isn't it? Link just wants to express his feelings!

A survival horror game that was meant to come out ages ago on the Wii, like really early in the Wii life, I recall it being announced right near the Wii's launch. But it got stuck in development hell and vanished.

That's not saying much. Anyway, what's the big deal? So what if Link looks a little feminine, at least they didn't just nick a design of a previous game.

I... I want that scarf. I like the design they're using here, something really cool about it.

Unfortunately, Block Fort was already used in the DS game, so I doubt we'll see it any time soon. And Mario Kart DS's battle mode was awesome! Definitely my favourite battle mode of the series. 8 Player Battles with no time limit and no respawning is where it's at!

This guy! Multiplayer Grand Prix making a return is the thing I'm looking forward to!

I think we can chalk it up to creative license. After all, Charizard seems to be able to swim perfectly fine, when what it should really do is have a heart attack instantly. (Actually, didn't the Pokemon Origins anime make that same mistake?)

I don't know, he did actually make me smile whenever he turned up in a conversation. He's so unlikable, he's kinda funny in a weird sort of way.

What's that? Are you starting to maybe get a little bit interested in this game? Because I've been wanting to give this a shot since I first saw it. Looks like good mindless fun.

Kecleon doesn't even do that, despite having both Protean and Colour Change. (Oh, and being a bloody Chameleon) I don't expect Game Freak to start bothering with that now. I was gonna say it'd be cool, but then I realised it could be harder for opponents to remember what type it is, therefore, giving you a slight advantage. (Yeah, it's a long shot, I know) So maybe it's better that it stays the same colour. After all, I have a shiny Greninja and I don't want it to change colour. Ever.

I wonder what warranted that change. That's no minor thing there.

You sure we all haven't time travelled? No... That's definitely a U after that Wii name... Well, OK then... Who saw that coming?

I really am hoping this ends up as silly as Disaster: Day Of Crisis. That game is the Wii's underrated gem as far as I'm concerned.

Oh damn! This changes everything! I'm suddenly way more interested now!

I can't ignore this. I hate "My Pokemon Ranch" with a passion. Mostly because it doesn't even look good. Those Pokemon toy models are disgusting! Plus, the "game" loses all it's appeal after about 2 minutes. Ahem... Anyway, I'll be getting this as soon as I can. It looks too hilarious to not do so.

I like the sound of that. Playable Groose, anyone?

Uhhh... Excuse me while I definitely NOT Google this game... Seems pretty OK. Definitely a "Try before you buy" for me though.

Guarantee that first place spent way too much time retrying over and over again to get that score. It's a shame, because of that, tournaments award memorization over actual skill. Thank you!

Pikmin 3, easily.

Well, there's "best" and then there's "absolutely useless" At least a banana still has a use even in second-to-last place. (Yes, I know the chances of getting that are extremely low, possibly even impossible, but work with me here)

Which reminds me... Have you beat the N64 boss rush? Or is it still completely hopeless? It's by far the hardest Kirby challenge that I can think of...

I still think the Blooper was useless in the handheld games. When did you ever get that item and think "Oh neat, this will give the people ahead of me a hard time"? At least in Wii, there was a chance that a ink splodge would cover up an obstacle/item, causing someone to hit it.