Glen-i

That explains why you two blinged up at the exact same time. Conspiracies!

If you think Mario Kart is bad, just wait until they the fateful day they do online Mario Party. That'll lose you some N-Europe friends.

GP1 GP2 GP3 Good night for me, all in all. Even though I couldn't resist the bling in the end.

OI! Don't think I can't see what you did, @The Mole and @BowserBasher I knew someone would.

How the hell did I get shunted into a wall on Tick Tock Clock by someone who is perfectly still!? Sunshine airport was just atrocious though... 2nd to 9th in 2 seconds.

Not even remotely sorry for Twisted Mansion @The Mole Sometimes the items are just too perfect. In other news, I HATE THIS SETUP! It can't drift for toffee!

How did I miss the bloody gold tyres having the same stats!? I'm supposed to be the lame Mario Kart alternate parts nerd! At least the chances are slim of people having them...

Unfortunately not, the closest I can find is Slick or Cyber Slick, use one of those.

Nothing a bit of make-shift recalculation can't sort.

I'm half tempted to dock 5 points each GP off of anyone who thinks they're clever and uses Gold Mario. Metal Mario, guys. Stick with the theme!

Hey, just because you got a glimpse into my google history, doesn't mean you know everything about me. My laziness overrides pretty much everything in my books. If there's a way that requires less effort, I'll take it. Unless it's a gaming self-imposed challenge.

Yep, flight would be far more convenient in everyday life. Voting for that. Invisibility is for pervs anyway.

Have I accidentally clicked the drunken thread?

I'll be up for that tonight.

I will not sit here and take this slander against Dinosaur Stationary!

Speak for yourself, I got Zen Pinball 3D, Bit Trip Runner 2 and 2 stationary sets for Swapdoodle (One with Dinos, because I'm a 10 year old boy at heart) with my expiring Gold Coins. I'm satisfied.

Well, it's got Accelerock, which means it's got a chance not to be an utter piece of crap. Poor Midnight Form. It deserved better.

I take it you also got the two superbonuses @Sméagol? Ta very much for the help everyone. I'm getting better with the other weapons. Maybe I'd be able to hold my own now in the other modes. @Nicktendo can damn well keep his charger though. I'm awful at sniping.

Well, let me know when you're ready and I'll back out and open a new room.

OK, Should I get started? I can always make a new room if @Nicktendo shows up.

Well, I don't mind waiting, I hope that's OK @Hero-of-Time?

Right, got a room open. The weapons this time are... Uhhh... Special. @Sméagol, @Nicktendo, anyone else, whenever you're ready. If you ever want to switch to another mode, just let me know.

Yeah, it's the only way I can play solo and not be called DCubed. Of course, he was in this week so... *shrug*

You have @Dcubed to thank for my awful performance. Screen-watching cur! I would never do that, not ever... *ahem* GP1 GP2 GP3