Kaeporagaebora

I once snapped a SNES controller clean in half. I believe the game was called X-Men and Spiderman, or something like that. It's terrible, if you haven't heard of it, you're better off than I am. And all my 64 controllers eventually died, but I can't remember how.

Geez, I hate things like this. They did it so people on the street would see PS3 vs Wii Comparison! Buy this issue now or we'll break your knee-caps! And people would say, "Hey, I do want to now which is better!" And the magazine editors carefully chose the list so as not to play favorites and offend any fanboys. And people said, "OMG! WTF their teh 5am3!!! LOL!" When they read the list. I don't care about this magizine or it's opinions. Shouldn't they have something better to do, like comparing similar systems, like 360 and PS3? God, sometimes I hate people. Scratch that, most of the time I hate people.

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. --Mark Twain If there's one thing humans can't do, it's predict the future. We just suck at it. Therefore, I'm going to shut up now. If you want to take action, go ahead. I'll sit here and wait it out.

Ah, I don't care. I never even bought a rumble pack for my N64. I bought Starfox used. The only time I ever used rumble for a 64 game was, as cube game said, on the Gamecube. I think I'll get over it.

EDIT:You know what, nevermind. I'm just screwing everthing up today. I guess I can't say I'm surprised. Not bad, but... I don't know.

Nevermind. What I put here belongs in another thread. EDIT: But this one has a link to the episode. Therefore, the link should be put in the other thread. Alright, nevermind. You win.

Except global warming is not a problem. Maybe I stand alone, but I have not seen any evidence that global warming has a human cause. All you ever see is what is going to happen when global warming is upon us and how the entire problem is America's fault. Just because the Earth is warming does not mean that it's the error of man. I recall, about 30 years ago, when every scientist the world over was hysterically screaming about how the next ice age was upon us and we were all doomed. Now the problem is the Earth getting warmer? Unless they present me with undeniable, unarguable, indisputable evidence that global warming is caused by humans, the scientific community can take a nice long look at my middle finger.

I used to think that, but I never got through any games. I suck too much to try anything harder than easy. I always tell myself that I'll beat it on normal and then hard once I'm done, but I never do. Man, I suck at video games. Moving on, this is one of my favortive Gamecube games. Maybe I'll try hard mode soon. I'll never get past chapter two, though.

Ah, the internet. Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

They wouldn't be able to change the law without "infringing" on someone's freedom. I don't care if I sound inhumane and like a fascist: People just can't deal with having freedom. It's sad, but we live in an age where people can't take care of themselves. At this point, there's no turning back for the US. In 1776, people were able to realize they have to take responsibility for their actions, but now, I don't know. Ugh. I hate people.

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America". President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but nobody from Iran. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

E.T.? Carmageddon 64? One of the CD-i Zeldas? Chrono Trigger?

Thanks, that just raises further questions, though. Oh well, I guess sometimes a game sneaks up on you.

What the hell is Gottlieb Pinball Classics?

What if we live in Japan? Did you ever consider that? I don't, but whatever.

I only dislike Sony because every piece of electronics I bought from them abruptly stopped working, and I swear on this, within two weeks of the warranty expiring. It breaks your spirit. In fact, sometimes I infiltrate Sony's main building and try to kill their president. Then I wake up.

^I guess I bought my wig and suit about 44 years early, then. What makes you think we should trust Interpret? Excuse me, but I find it hard to trust a group that refuses to divulge anything they have done before, which also makes me think that they have not done anything before this. Not to mention I believe that surveys are about as accurate at telling the future as a drunken monkey, but that's another story.

What? The foot and mouth picture or the megazord? Or perhaps the little kid. Speaking of which, no little kid can resist... Candy! And boobs, apparently. Edit: Damn, a little late.

The Kaeporagaborasaurus (i didus your momus) Origins unknown. Wherabouts unknown. Enjoys pastries.

Haldo, sir. I am the... wait. Who am I? No matter who I am, I'll be the one correcting you when you mess up. Or rather, one of the 18 who will correct you when you mess up.

There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics.-Mark Twain Numbers don't exactly lie, but if you know how to work them right, they can say anything you want them to. Not to mention, if you read the story closely, it's people who are prepared to buy it at full price, not people who want it. And I'm willing to wager the Wii's price will drop long before the PS3's price does. And why do you automatically trust the conductors of the survey? They are a company based mainly around collecting data for in game advertisements. Does that just shout "trustworthy" to you? I'm about ready to call bullshit on the whole story, but I'll wait.

No fire can best a trained professional! Phew, we almost lost this thread. Bump!

Probably for the same reason men with mustaches don't shave. They're trying to achieve an aura of being really, really awsome.

Thought I should fix that for you.

How many more Wiis than PS3s is that now? Things are looking good for the big N.