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Sounds like Keegan had a row with Llambias about signings without Ashley present, Llambias sacked him (probably overstepping his authority in doing so) and Ashley has been trying to get him back since then.

Rumours around Tyneside that Keegan may have walked

Depends, if Berbatov is worth £28m then Robinho is worth about £50m.

Every player looks brilliant on Youtube. Albert Luque looked like fucking Pele on Youtube. Darren Huckerbee's Youtube video led US Sports channels to introduce him to the nation like he was Beckham II.

Rumours we're getting Malouda, Daily Mirror says Villa are interested in Barton

Well once he's no longer in black and white there won't be page after page of "JOEY ADOLF SHIPMAN HUNTLEY SADDAM BARTON IN GOES DOWN TO MORRISONS SHAME -TURMOIL IN TOON! TOON IN TURMOIL! DID KEEGAN KINOW?!" every Sunday so they might get a half decent player on the cheap who could do a job out of the spotlight.

SSN breaking news bar says Spurs have refused permission for Man U to talk to Berbatov and have accepted a bid from Man City. Would be hillarious that, Taggart would be fuming. Sky Sports News guy says that a top ten club is in contact with us to take Joey Barton off our hands. Paper talk last week had a freind of Barton saying Portsmouth were interested in him.

Stop the sexual exploitation of garden vegetables! All we are saying is give peas a chance!

3-1 3-1 3-2 3-1 4-1 How many will we put past you this time?

Get in, we've got Spurs at home in the next round of the Carling Cup. They must be delighted

Jesus, Villa have paid £12m for him supposedly Reading the Toon boards you'd think we'd signed Ronaldo or something, fuckin hell, £12m? They must think he's going to come good, hope he does for their sake. He had a cracking game at Coventry but even I admitted he was poor last season. The Guardian's 'Fiver' section gives him this write up Won't believe it's that much until I see it in print, sounds too good to be true. Even if there's this rumoured 25% sell-on clause that's £9m for a player we were looking to replace in the first team and keep as a squad player at best. Of course if it's true all that lovely lolly won't mean a thing unless we can actually manage to buy someone with it, pull your fucking fingers out Wise and Jimenez!

Was quite gutted when Milner handed in a transfer request, he gets a lot of stick on the Newcastle message boards for having zero pace and being shit on corners and crosses but I've got a real soft-spot for the lad as he always puts 100% in. But if Villa or Everton are willing to pay anywhere near the £10 million (!!!!) being talked about in the papers then, fuckiin' hell, bite their hand off. I like the lad but he's worth £5m max.

I'd imagine it's obvious, if you're making a statue of a celebrity out of solid gold then if it's anyone other than Kate Moss it's gonna cost a fucking fortune.

LOL, Chopra's getting in on the act now! http://www.mirror.co.uk/2008/08/28/sunderland-striker-michael-chopra-off-to-rehab-115875-20714619/ So we've got a mackem strikeforce of Chopra: Diouf And Cisse There's not going to be a lass in the North East that's safe!

Hah, fuck off Coventry - "You're not singing any more", ey? Well your lot were utter shit for 98% of that game and you didn't even deserve extra time, never mind the tie. Bye.

Try telling that to an American. Unlike the rest of the world, the American media show the table sorted by total medals, which puts the US comfortably in first place and us down below Russia.

We get someone who chinned a 16 year old lad, you get someone who beat up his 8-month pregnant wife. You always have to go one better don't you!

Mackems building up a team of wife beaters! Who next, Ike Turner?

Had a cracking joint last Friday, a few canny beers as well.

Makes a change from kicking Coloccini

This article reckons he's a toon fan and slept in his shearer shirt. His mum says it was his dream to play for Newcastle on day and his mate says he considered himself an "honoury geordie" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article365647.ece

Don't give a toss if it's legalised or not, it's not like prohibition makes it difficult to buy. Only difference is if the money goes to criminals down the street or criminals in the government.

We should go for him, Spurs are convinced the top four are more their rivals than us so we'll tell them it's a bad idea to sell him to Man U. Plus Berb is a toon fan, and he'll fit in well here because everyone will think he's a Geordie called Bob.

Hahaha, Sky commentators gutted. EDIT: Nicky Butt MotM?!? wtf?

Dammit, they smelled blood when we were down to ten men. Why the hell didn't Taylor take an age to walk off, every bugger does against us. Oh well, the Sky Sports lot are happy, Andy Gray got to scream "FLETCHER!!!!" which sounds better as a commentator than the reaction of "Oh. It's gone in." when Martins scored and then acting like someone had died.