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Sunderland losing last night has given us an extra small lifeline. Means if we win (a very big if based on some of our spineless performances) then Hull have to beat Man U reserves and Sunderland have to beat Chelsea for us to go down. NUFC, Hull & Sunderland & Boro all lose or all draw - NUFC & Boro go down NUFC & Hull lose, Boro win - NUFC & Hull go down NUFC lose, Hull draw & Boro win - NUFC & boro go down anyway NUFC win, Hull win & Sunderland win - NUFC & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull Draw, Sunderland & Boro lose - Hull & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull & Sunderland draw - Hull & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull lose & Sunderland draw - Hull & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull lose & Sunderland win - Hull & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull draw & Sunderland win - Hull & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull draw, Sunderland draw - Hull & Boro go down NUFC win, Hull win & Sunderland lose - Sunderland & Boro go down NUFC draw, Hull draw, Sunderland win - NUFC & Boro go down NUFC draw, Hull lose, Sunderland win - Hull & Boro go down NUFC draw, hull win, Sunderland lose - NUFC & Boro go down NUFC draw, Hull lose, Sunderland draw - Hull & Boro go down NUFC draw, Hull lose & Sunderland lose - Hull & Boro go down Off to Villa Park next weekend, nervous as fuck. Mackems still singing about Alan Shearer rather than about Sunderland last night, you'd think they'd have more important things to worry about...

Bollocks. Disallowed goal aside we've completely failed take the opportunity we made last week to haul ourselves out that this mess. Now we need something at Villa Park and we've got to cross our fingers that everyone else does us a favour as well. Also, sorry DuD http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/309928/West-Brom-striker-Roman-Bednar-is-pictured-brazenly-buying-a-pound420-bag-of-COCAINE-and-CANNABIS-from-a-drug-dealer.html

People who think the BNP speak sense clearly haven't read their policies. Even when you get away from anything about race last time I read their manifesto they were talking about mandatory ownership of assault rifles and ammo for everyone who'd done military service (which was also going to be mandatory) Found this pretty funny as well the "People Like You Voting BNP" they keep putting in their leaflets don't actually exist and the photos they use for some of these imgainary characters are actually foreigners. http://www.newspeak.org.uk/2009/05/13/british-national-party-voters-dont-exist/ Uhuh http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/05/13/bnp-keep-the-gurkhas-out-of-here-115875-21354308/

I'd normally not care about this game beyond my Fantasy Football and Know The Score leagues, but I'd really like Man U to need a result on the last game of the season so they don't play a load of kids against Hull.

What a cock-end Dave Whelan is, saying it would be a shame if Wigan beat Man United.

Fantastic in terms of beating Real Madrid 4-0 and winning 4-1 at Old Trafford, in terms of losing 2-0 to Boro and dropping points to Stoke and Wigan, not so much - which is why Liverpool are so great in the Champions League where every games a huge game and their fans and players are really up for it, but can't finish top over the course of a season when week in, week out they've got to travel to places like Craven Cottage. Also

West Brom could be a tricky one for Liverpool, considering that their players and their fans often fail to turn up and put a shift in unless they're playing Man U or Real Madrid.

Just discovered that apparently there's no such thing as a black briton or an asian briton. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1172801/Nick-Griffin-defends-BNP-leaflet-says-black-Asian-Britons-exist.html Seems strange that when the BNP supposedly want us to be patriotic we apparently can't celebrate the achievements of Brits like Kelly Holmes, Lewis Hamilton and Rio Ferdinand. Maybe we should give back the medals etc they won, after all Britain didn't really win, it was "racial foreigners."

Get in, amazing atmosphere last night and a massive 3 points. Well done to Whitley as well, wish I could have gone down for it with my mates but I had work. They nearly scored what would have surely gone down as one of the best goals ever scored at the new Wembly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVlDCjDtuw

But that's not the point in terms of if he should be allowed to play or not. The rules are that you can't appeal. Now I disagree with the rules and I think they should be changed, but you can't change the rules half way through the compeition because it's Man U, it's the final and it was a dodgy decision. What happens to the people who've been banned already earlier on in the compeition and served their bans because there was no appeal process? What if those people had played and changed the course of the game? if the rules are going to be changed, they need to be changed for next year, not half way through just because the rule's had a negative impact on a big team.

Maybe someone should give Drogba a copy of this

I can tell you that the BBC gets complaints pretty much every week from people who think that their team is always on last on the programme, that the pundits hate their team and that the editing is biased.

I'd love to see that orange mackem bastard Phil Brown go down instead of us. Would piss off all of these "Oooh, oooh, I'd love to see Newcastle go down" wankers as well. Why the fuck do you care? Keep saying Newcastle aren't a big club and then Man U and Boro are fucking singing about us when they're playing each other, is anyone singing about West Brom and Boro going down? Are they fuck. Heard the Stoke fans are going to the match with orange facepaint and fake mics There are plenty of clubs like Leeds, Forest, Charlton, Norwich, Ipswich and the Sheffield clubs lower down the divisions that deserve to be in the top flight more than plastic nothing clubs like Boro, Wigan, Bolton, Blackburn and Hull with their foam hands and crap fans, if you want to root for the underdog get behind those lot coming up rather than rooting for Hull to stay up.

Come on Villa. Glad to see Geovanni and Cousins having a lovers tiff and having to be separated, exactly what we need.

I have to say, the real injustice is that out of us (Newcastle), Sunderland, Hull and Boro, two of us will stay up. None of the teams in the bottom five are premiership level based on current form, they're all absolutely woeful and as bad as each other. Would be surprised for any of them to pick up a point all season, except that us and Boro have a cripple fight next week where at least one of us have to get some points.

Boro and Man U both still so obsessed with Shearer that they're singing about him rather than supporting their team or having a go at the opposition

I'm not bitter, I didn't have any favourite for the award. But the fact he's won almost everything at club level is irrelevent for a player of the year award. Give him a "won almost everything at club level over a long career award" instead and give the player of the year award to the best player of the year.

I agree with Danny, 'ignorent' 'immagrents' should 'absaltuly' learn English.

If they wanted to give Giggs a lifetime achievement award, then they should have done that, rather than giving him player of the year award when he's clearly not been the best player in the league this year. It makes a mockery of the award, takes it away from up and coming players who could have done with it and, to be honest, it's really patronising to Ryan Giggs himself in my opinion. Nicky Butt's coming up to retirement (please, god) and he's never really been recognised in such a way either. Seems a shame that, let's give him Young Player of the Year.

And people living in Germany, Spain, Aragon, Catalonia and Valencia; Portugal, Cyprus, Greece, Georgia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, the Republic of Macedonia, Moscow in Russia, Genova in Italy, Ljubljana in Slovenia, Beirut in Lebanon, Qormi and Victoria in Malta and Palestine, where it's also celebrated :P

Well, no. We have Chris Hughton, a coach, and we have Joe Kinnear, a stopgap who is laid up with a scar from his neck to his ankle.

The Scottish Sunday Express has issued an apology for the Dunblane story http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/90417/Dunblane-We-re-sorry

We're headed for the drop as far as I'm concerned. We've won 6 of the first 30 or so games and I reckon we need to win three or four of the last 8 to stay up. Just can't see that happening. If we could play against the likes of Hull and Stoke like we did against Man U and Arsenal we'd be safe by now. We really should have sewn the game up on Saturday in the first 60 minutes when we were the better team. Oh well, Chelsea next

Played this for an hour or so the other day and have to say I found it rather tedious in the same way Manhunt was - ie just walking along with someone saying "Kill that guy. Yeaaah, now kill these guys. Here are some guys, kill them. Now walk to the next area and kill these guys. There's some guys over there, kill them" and so on ad nauseum. The crap camera doesn't help much either.

The Sunday Express (Or more specifically the Scottish Sunday Express) has officially won the race to the bottom by having a reporter befriend survivors of the Dunblane massacre on Facebook so that as soon as they hit 18 it could run a front page story about how they were shaming the memory of the tragedy by daring to be normal teenagers More on the article (which has now strangely vanished from the Express site) http://www.thepickards.co.uk/index.php/200903/sunday-express-lashes-out-at-dunblane-survivors/ On the plus side the Express is now being investigated by the IPCC for the story http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/mar/16/pcc-targets-sunday-express-over-dunblane-claims And someone's given the stupid bitch who wrote the article some of her own medicine http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2009/03/paula_murray_drinks.asp