Posted April 1, 2011 Anyone else sometimes completely fuck up phrasing? For example on Wednesday afternoon I was speaking to our technician/film-making guy about my animatic. He said it may help to have a live action sequence at the start to explain it, which would need a child. Considering I had until last night to finish it I said: Unfortunately I can't get my hands on a child in the next twenty four hours ... And lots of other examples I'll spare you from. SHARE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2011 Only one I can think of was when someone smashed a glass at work... they said: Watch out for the floor! And I theatrically looked around and said: but it's everywhere(!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 1, 2011 Not quite the same. I spent most of today with my project group making a papier mache mask/watching Kill Bill 1 + 2 in between layers while they dried, and as I was leaving, I realised I never covered my hands in pva to pick off later (my favourite ever activity in life) so I exclaimed to my group in a state of hurry/bemusement: Oh! I never used the PVA...I'll give myself a handjob tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 I currently have your warm seeds in my mouth while eating a tomato. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 I currently have your warm seeds in my mouth while eating a tomato. I'm sure the tomato didn't catch the sexual innuendo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 "I wish you were dead." Whom are you quoting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 That stupid bank/mortgage/company/whatever advert where one of them says... 'Nothing hidden... just the facts' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 I'm sure the tomato didn't catch the sexual innuendo. There is a longer story but cba to type it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 Whom are you quoting? Me. I often say "I wish I was dead", in a kinda oh-I'm-so-stupid / I-have-such-regrets / Why-am-I-in-this-situation? way. So, when my friend lost his iPhone, it was literally like, "Oh fuuuuck, I wish you were dead." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 In a conversation once, the topic fell on paper airplanes, and when someone described the throwing of one as "flying" it, I exclaimed: "It's not possible to fly an airplane!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 Not quite on topic, but this is from earlier today. Tabletop gaming. Me ; "Can I do a poor taste joke." All ; "Yes." Me ; *shakes table*. "Its a Japan scenario!" *realises my friend had a friend out there he hadn't heard back from* "Oh shit, Tom hows your friend?" Tom ; "Probably dead." Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 Not quite on topic, but this is from earlier today. Tabletop gaming. Me ; "Can I do a poor taste joke." All ; "Yes." Me ; *shakes table*. "Its a Japan scenario!" *realises my friend had a friend out there he hadn't heard back from* "Oh shit, Tom hows your friend?" Tom ; "Probably dead." Lol. Was he being serious or making a joke as well? I can't tell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 Was he being serious or making a joke as well? I can't tell. He was serious. Lol. But we had a joke at the situation (of what I had said) and it wasn't a really close friend. It was a one night stand he had, and the guy remembered his birthday last year and sent some Japanese stuff/other stuff. He hasn't heard from him yet but apparently the internet is fucked out there still etc/so he doesn't know. But we saw the light side of the situation and what I had said. We're good friends so its all good. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 He was serious. Lol. But we had a joke at the situation (of what I had said) and it wasn't a really close friend. It was a one night stand he had, and the guy remembered his birthday last year and sent some Japanese stuff/other stuff. He hasn't heard from him yet but apparently the internet is fucked out there still etc/so he doesn't know. But we saw the light side of the situation and what I had said. We're good friends so its all good. :p Ah, I see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2011 Haha, you're evil, ReZ. I bet that wasn't even an accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2011 To be fair, though, ReZ's friends are probably all used to bad and tasteless jokes by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2011 Exactly. The guy in question is amazing anyway. The father of a baby there asked him to put the dummy back in his babies mouth and....well that was a mistake. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2011 I work at a clothes shop and regularly get asked "Do you do kids/boys?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
