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On Cider; An Essaye Of The Cleansinge Natyure Of The Apple


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A little boy hurts his finger on a thorn bush and his mum says "Come on, let's put a plaster on that and kiss it better"

 

The little boy says, "Oh no, I'm going to put it in a glass of cider"

 

"Cider?" his mum says. "Why's that?"

 

"Cos I heard sis telling her friends that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she's always desperate to get it in cider"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...sorry, though this was the joke thread...

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