Posted October 29, 2010 I was just laying in the bath, too lazy to get up and pee. I didn't really want to pee in the bath, so I had a dilemma. But wait, the bathroom sink was real close by... and nobody would ever know, right? It's okay. I didn't. But I did once eat a full roast dinner on the toilet. Many moons ago. What secretly shameful things have you guys done? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2010 I dunno if it's shameful... Wanked at work.... in 2 different jobs. The best part of this is that one of those jobs was when i worked at the Ministry of Defence. great way to kill time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2010 But I did once eat a full roast dinner on the toilet. Many moons ago. I envy you. Can't think of anything shameful myself right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2010 I broke into someones house once, just because I needed a shit so badly. Went upstairs, sat on the loo, went for a shit, got up and realised I sat in someones fucking dinner. Then I heard someone coming so I just legged it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2010 I dunno if it's shameful... Wanked at work.... in 2 different jobs. The best part of this is that one of those jobs was when i worked at the Ministry of Defence. great way to kill time! are you for real?! if so best story ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2010 are you for real?! if so best story ever! Indeed i am for real... Some advice kids... Don't become a civil servant! Lovely place to work, Lovely people, Shite job, Shite pay! The Abbeywood complex had it's own gym, Bank, Barbershop, Shops, Coffee shops, Trainstation, Library, Tennis courts, 5 a side football pitch... Bomb Shelters (not joking). On a Tuesday they would test the fire alarm at 11am, On a Wednesday they would test the bomb threat alarm at 11am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2010 I watched Comedy Rainbow on at least 17 separate occasions. Fixed for you. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2010 The shame deepens... But I redeemed myself by not watching "ReZ Daily" anymore. Assuming you still do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2010 The shame deepens... But I redeemed myself by not watching "ReZ Daily" anymore. Assuming you still do it. To assume makes an ass out of u and me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2010 So wait, you're NOT supposed to pee in the bathroom sink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2010 To assume makes an ass out of u and me. Perhaps. It's just that I can't be bothered to check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2010 I told a hobo to get a job at this summers N-E meet. In my defense I was hugely intoxicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
