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I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store...


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I was introduced to this "song" yesterday and had a rousing drunken singalong last night. But for those who like me were once in the dark and still are, it basically involves some form of sexual innuendo.

 

Here's a selection I copied from a site.

 

I used to work in Chicago,

In an old department store,

I used to work in Chicago,

I don't work there any more.

 

A woman came in for some meat,

Some meat from the store,

Some meat she wanted,

porked she got

I don't work there any more

 

glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got

brass taps she wanted, golden shower she got

Beefeater Gin she wanted, eat her I did

quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got

ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did

jumper she wanted, jump her I did

liquor she wanted, lick her I did

elevator she wanted, my shaft she got

carpet she wanted, deep shag she got

hammer she wanted, nailed she got

gun she wanted, banged she got

watering can she wanted, hosed she got

floppy disk she wanted, hard drive she got

velvet she wanted, felt she got

liquor she wanted, lick her I did

bolts she wanted, my nuts she got

sailors she wanted, semen she got

ham she wanted, porked she got

cigarette she wanted, my pipe she got

pipe she wanted, hosed she got

Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got

butter she wante, spread she got

seafood she wanted, crabs she got

carpet she wanted, shag she got

nail she wanted, screw she got

fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got

helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got

translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got

KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got

Irish airlilne ticket from the store, Air Lingus she wanted, cunnilingus she got

a hand she wanted, fisted she got

diamond choker she wanted, pearl necklace she got

lobster thermidor she wanted, creamed clam she got

German method of coal extraction she wanted, mine shaft she got

duck she wanted, I misunderstood

Open cast coal mine she wanted, deep shaft she got

A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got

Some lettuce she wanted, head she got!

An O Henry she wanted, Mr. Big she got!

A Big Mac she wanted, a Whopper she got

A screen door she wanted, slammed she got!

Some fireworks she wanted, banged she got!

A Big Mac she wanted, super-sized she got!

Some Pringles she wanted, the pop she got!

Some tile she wanted, laid she got!

A vacuum she wanted, sucked she got!

Some dinner she wanted, ate out she got!

A lollipop she wanted, licked she got!

Some Shakespeare she wanted, Dickens she got!

piano she wanted, my organ she got

chips she wanted, lays she got

racoon she wanted, my beaver she got

carpet she wanted, rugburn she got

muscle car she wanted, my hot rod she got

pickle she wanted, my cucumber she got

a hat she wanted, my helmet she got.

a damp cat she wanted, wet pussy she got.

chair leg she wanted, table ends she got.

turkey she wanted, gobbles she got.

Barbecue she wanted, spit roast she got

Fabric she wanted, felt she got

Cake from the store, layer she wanted, lay her I did

Truck she wanted, Rammed she got

tire she wanted, rimmed she got

basketball she wanted, hooped she got

Sea Cat she wanted, wet pussy she got

Sprite she wanted, 7-Up she got

Flag she wanted, jolly roger she got

Ford she wanted, probe she got

 

 

Anyone know/can think of some more?

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