EEVILMURRAY Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I was introduced to this "song" yesterday and had a rousing drunken singalong last night. But for those who like me were once in the dark and still are, it basically involves some form of sexual innuendo. Here's a selection I copied from a site. I used to work in Chicago, In an old department store, I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more. A woman came in for some meat, Some meat from the store, Some meat she wanted, porked she got I don't work there any more glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got brass taps she wanted, golden shower she got Beefeater Gin she wanted, eat her I did quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did jumper she wanted, jump her I did liquor she wanted, lick her I did elevator she wanted, my shaft she got carpet she wanted, deep shag she got hammer she wanted, nailed she got gun she wanted, banged she got watering can she wanted, hosed she got floppy disk she wanted, hard drive she got velvet she wanted, felt she got liquor she wanted, lick her I did bolts she wanted, my nuts she got sailors she wanted, semen she got ham she wanted, porked she got cigarette she wanted, my pipe she got pipe she wanted, hosed she got Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got butter she wante, spread she got seafood she wanted, crabs she got carpet she wanted, shag she got nail she wanted, screw she got fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got Irish airlilne ticket from the store, Air Lingus she wanted, cunnilingus she got a hand she wanted, fisted she got diamond choker she wanted, pearl necklace she got lobster thermidor she wanted, creamed clam she got German method of coal extraction she wanted, mine shaft she got duck she wanted, I misunderstood Open cast coal mine she wanted, deep shaft she got A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got Some lettuce she wanted, head she got! An O Henry she wanted, Mr. Big she got! A Big Mac she wanted, a Whopper she got A screen door she wanted, slammed she got! Some fireworks she wanted, banged she got! A Big Mac she wanted, super-sized she got! Some Pringles she wanted, the pop she got! Some tile she wanted, laid she got! A vacuum she wanted, sucked she got! Some dinner she wanted, ate out she got! A lollipop she wanted, licked she got! Some Shakespeare she wanted, Dickens she got! piano she wanted, my organ she got chips she wanted, lays she got racoon she wanted, my beaver she got carpet she wanted, rugburn she got muscle car she wanted, my hot rod she got pickle she wanted, my cucumber she got a hat she wanted, my helmet she got. a damp cat she wanted, wet pussy she got. chair leg she wanted, table ends she got. turkey she wanted, gobbles she got. Barbecue she wanted, spit roast she got Fabric she wanted, felt she got Cake from the store, layer she wanted, lay her I did Truck she wanted, Rammed she got tire she wanted, rimmed she got basketball she wanted, hooped she got Sea Cat she wanted, wet pussy she got Sprite she wanted, 7-Up she got Flag she wanted, jolly roger she got Ford she wanted, probe she got Anyone know/can think of some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 That song turned hardcore real quick-like. racoon she wanted, my beaver she got Im still scratching my head over that verse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 4, 2005 Author Share Posted December 4, 2005 Sounds vaguely dyke-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Keep it clean. This is borderline stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Yeah its all a bit risqué, and a bit childish in my opinion. Not a fan of silly sexual innuendo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 The women's football team at my uni used to sing that on initiation nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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