Charlie Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 That's me back now so I'm ready to start Xpert when you guys are. Time for the new thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Think we got to wait for Haden to do his last reports and then yeah bring on next season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 It's pretty hard finishing outside the top 3 not to go insane not pretty if you don't play 4-4-2 and comply pretty easy if you use your press releases to complain Post pretending you don't feel pain no tears in the face of Tuesdays defeat Pretend till the end that you don't fear the report of change don't admit that your youth players are weak. Don't say that you feel like retiring' Xperts hard and it feels like diamonds Your team is just far too gone 2am is much too late to even feel like tryin' Can't understand what I'm sayin', can't figure out what I'm implyin' If you feel you don't want retired players to stay alive you feel just how I am." 2 mins: AFC Rez Rabies go ahead as Borg taps in a shot from a corner Rabies fans celebrate hoping for a win to end a hard season. 12 mins: Rovers take the lead as they set to break 64s incredible home record, Sheldon heads a lovely ball in. Noodle moves above 64s as things stand. 16 mins: Brusling heads the ball in off the post to make it 1-1 in the Rabies United game, United looking to hold onto 2nd place. 17 mins: Noodle score against the Elites, Barros heads in his 3rd goal of the season as Noodle shoot up to 3rd as things stand! 20 mins: Bashur makes it 1-1 with a placed header for the 64s who are now 5th place and making a fight of it agianst Rovers. 24 mins: Bashur sets up Osman a mere 4 minutes later as Rovers lay shellshocked, 64s move up to 3rd place behind Secret United as things stand. 25 mins: Incredible! Rovers are falling apart! Bashur pops up again to tee up Goblecoqe for a lovely effort as 64s seem ready to retain their 100% home record. 34 mins: Noodle look to secure their win as Robinho slots one past the Elites keeper to make it 2-0. 36 mins: Brusling is the star again putting Secret United in the lead with a great effort to make it 2-1. 37 mins: Fightback? The Elites score as Marples curls a shot in from outside the box to give the Elites some hope. 40 mins: United are cruising now Crowley converts a penalty to make it 3-1. 43 mins: Happenstance look to end a miserable season with a win as Panic toe pokes in a goal to make it 1-0 to Happenstance against Odwinica. 43 mins: Kit scores for United who have now surely secured 2nd place as they set out to humiliate Rabies. 52 mins: MacCalman passes it through to Kit who skips away from defenders and makes it 5-1 to United Rabies fans are leaving the game. 84 mins: MacCalman and Brusling combine as MacCalman crosses the ball to Brusling who heads it in for a glorious hat trick to make it 6-1. 85 mins: Carpernter shoots it in for the Elites to make it 2-2 Noodle drops to 6th the Elites go to 5th. 88 mins: Marples scores via a break away to make it 3-2 to the Elites! The Elites nick 3rd spot from the 64s on goal difference. 96 mins: More drama! The Elites seal the win as Pizzulli shoots the ball in to make it 4-2 what a come back the Elites fans are chanting their managers name. Analysis Most Important Result: The 64s 3-1 Roostophe Rovers, 64s complete an incredible achievement with a 100% home record for the season. Turned on the Style Award: AFC Rez Rabies 1-6 Secret United, United produce a spectacular display to show why they are 2nd in the league. Player of the Day: Noa Brusling, Secret United, 35 years old? Someone tell him to slow down! What a hat trick from the player of the season. Happentance FC 1-0 Battlestar Odwinca AFC Rez Rabies 1-6 Secret United The 64s 3-1 Roostophe Rovers Noodle Esporte Clube 2-4 Essex Elites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tales Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Got a draw in the second cup match and through to Round 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 This is taking foreeeveeeer, when's the next league starting?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 It has been discussed Dyson, probably beginning of next week I assumed. You can't be off it one second and impatient the next, be a good lil boy and wait like the rest of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 New Season Friday! Will motivate me to finish this one at last. I will start it up once I have all the info I need for the final reports but Friday is the start date hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 What happens to friendlies that have already been scheduled for Friday..? Will they just not happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 What happens to friendlies that have already been scheduled for Friday..? Will they just not happen? I would assume they are now postponed until you are both free again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Lucky i put some squad on for training earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 (edited) What should the next season be called fellow xpert players? I don't believe in bad luck but Season 13 sucks any music video inspired choices for the name of the next season? Edited April 14, 2010 by Haden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Ellmeister's Season! I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Revenge of the Fallen; eg. Me. geddit? cuz, like, my team has transformed in to an awesome team...and I'm coming back up after falling in to the middle league...as is Mcoy from the lower league...and we're both gonna win.. Yeaaah! Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 (edited) The End 8 mins: Standen smashes a free kick in to make it 1-0 to Baggies vs Silverdale, Baggies are now 3rd and being promoted ahead of Silverdale who drop to 4th. 10 mins: Naranjo give Madpool a deserved lead against the Munchers, Madpool are now 4th ahead of Silverdale and equal with the Baggies but 3 goals behind on goal difference. 11 mins: Baggies are looking very good to go up Guara heads in the 2nd goal for the Baggies they are now 4 goals ahead of Madpool on goal difference. 24 mins: Jeeves hits in a close shot for Madpool who are securing their lead, they are now again 3 goals behind Baggies on goal difference. 28 mins: Emelyanov, shoots in a close shot to pull Silverdale back in the match and make Baggies goal difference lead over Madpool only 2. 69 mins: Eggertsson scores via a penalty for Tin Can Club are wanting to finish with a win as they go 1-0 up against relegated Recall United. 72 mins: Drama! Naranjo hits in a close range shot from a Carey corner, Madpool are 1 goal away from Baggies GD! 81 mins: Unbelievable! Carey sets up Hadley who makes it 4-0 to Madpool with a curled shot. Madpool are now in the promotion zone! The GD is equal to Baggies but we are getting reports that Madpool's superior goals scored record will get them promoted. Madpool 4-0 Jaffa Munchers Soap Box Utd 0-0 Emo Blades DuDs Baggies 2-1 Silverdale Hotpot Recall United 0-1 Tin Can Club Analysis Most Important Result: Madpool 4-0 Jaffa Munchers, Madpool is promoted ahead of DuDs Baggies thanks to this great result! Turned on the Style Award: Madpool, they had to turn on the style to get promoted with their inferior GD and they sure did. Player of the Day: Garth Carey, Madpool, Carey stepped up to the plate 3 assists got his side promoted. 16 mins: Bjornas puts Eights United ahead against Domstercool with a well placed shot. 25 mins: McKnight curls in a direct free kick to put the Men ahead against Viagra, the Men move up ahead of Ten Plus Win in the table. 40 mins: United are finishing their season well as a penalty by Gresdahl makes it 2-0 47 mins: Domstercools misery carries on as Fjellbekk makes it 3-0 to United with a half volley. 57 mins: Fjellbekk now sets up a goal as he swings a corner in to Tavora who places the ball past a hapless Domstercool goalie. 80 mins: Irving shoots it in for the Men who look to have secured 6th place ahead of Ten Plus Win. Edd Kirby Athletic 0-0 Ten Plus Win Martinists Men 2-0 Discount Viagra Eights United 4-0 Complete Domstercool Veni Vidi Vici 0-0 Mcoys Sons Analysis Most Important Result: Martinists Men 2-0 Discount Viagra, not that important but the Men get 6th place because of this win. Turned on the Style Award: Eights United, great style from this team who must be a hot prospect for promotion next season. Player of the Day: Trygve Fjellbekk, Eights United, this young midfielder made quite an impression in Eights United last match of the season. Oh btw guys NEW SEASON IS UP!!!!! Shit my double is with Dyson! Edited April 14, 2010 by Haden Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Mcoy up first... welcome back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Oh no! My first (and last) three matches are against those who were in the top league last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Quit posting in here! http://n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27136 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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