Posted November 1, 2008 God - "So Moses they're the 13 commandments. Are you sure you got them all? Are you sure you don't want to write them down?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 Hahah! Ill leave it a few more entries before I come up with a new one. Thanks folks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 "FEED FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE?!? No bloody wonder. All he gave me was a crumb." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 rez has actualy made a little girl out of us all. "and jesus did pull out his magnum, and say unto the sinner. "Feeling lucky, punk?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 rez has actualy made a little girl out of us all. Haha, I wish. Lol, if this is the answer what is the question. A puddle of blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 Where would Emasher most like to find Jack Thompson? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 The result of a vampire with bad table manners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 (Obv not eligibile to win, but mock Moogle entry before he says something similar about me) What would Moogle most like to discover in his partners bed, to get him in the mood, before foreplay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 What would Puddle Of Mudd be reduced to if they ever got near me and my chainsaw? What was missing on the day that triforce_keeper became a woman? What's the drink most favoured by both vampires and catholics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 What was the result of ReZ masturbating with a cheese grater? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2008 What was the result of ReZ masturbating with a cheese grater? :bowdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2008 what will mccain drink to celebrate if elected president? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2008 Off-Topic: So, i saw the first two episodes of Mock the Week from the first series, and i have to say: BRILLIANT. specially the daily show guy and the one who has always a weird face and looks angry (Hugh something, i think) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2008 Yes, Frankie Boyle is also awesome, but at least from Episode 1 to Episode 3 (Saw it now), i think Hugh is clearly superior Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2008 Oh....I've gotta pick a winner, eh? Moogle, winnar. All good though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2008 Things you wouldn't want to hear your parents say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2008 Don't disturb us! We want some alone time...by that we mean we wanna shag, possibly a bit of foreplay, you know how it is! Get the lube ready honey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2008 Can we join in your session of furious love making? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2008 "Okay, son, it's time we told you the truth: You're adopted. Your real parents are unfortunately dead, but your father had a great career going on in Germany till the mid-forties." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2008 "We're not celebrating Christmas this year. I'm sorry, but your mother and I just cannot be arsed! We've bought you lot loads of presents these last years and they only last for three months! And where the fuck are our presents? Eh? Not here. That's fucking why! Oh, and we're so sick to death of your grandparents coming round every bloody time we just wish they'd hurry up and die! And we hate our siblings too! Especially your Aunt Sally and that paki bastard husband of hers! So, you lot can fuck off with yer Christmas!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 11, 2008 "Pics or it didn't happen, son!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 11, 2008 (Frankie Boyle > All) Frankie Boyle is a little baby in real-life stand-up though. I saw him last year and he actually went off the stage at one point because someone heckled him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
