Posted March 3, 2008 Nice one. But I have heard something very similar before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 3, 2008 Yeah, though I don't know if the mods'll like it. It could easily be viewed as spam, but that kind of threads have been made before in here. Funny stuff is good. Awesome, I loled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2008 Hahaha! Very nice. Is this copypasta or did you write this yourself? I got the idea from elsewhere, but did it myself. And thanks guys! Pretty sure I've seen a near identical thread elsewhere, but it's funny all the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2008 Welcome Navarre! True that's the best entrance ever here and it's made even funnier by the fact that we have quite a lot of relationshippy/unrequited (sp?) love threads. I started the reading thinking "Here we go again..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2008 Dear Neville, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him any more. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila, A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps. Neville Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
