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Every one find a few radom facts and post them. This should be quite intersting to see what people know.

 

(Please only put what you know, no copypasta)

 

My Facts:

 

-Giraffes tounges are blue

-Koala Bears are constantly drunk

-Sloths move so slow moss can grow on their backs

-A Hyenas bark sounds like a laugh

-A Blue Whales vagina is so big, a person could live there

-Elephants cant jump

-Poodles were originally bred as rescue dogs (their fur only covers vital organs)

-Potatoes, Onions, and Apples would all taste the same if they were grown the same

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In that case, did you know, that Radiohead are actually amazing. lulz...

A random fact about myself, I share the same birthday as Robert Plant, 20th August :D

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i opened the tiolet door in a pub about a month ago, only to be confronted by pete postelthwaite.

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-A Blue Whales vagina is so big, a person could live there

 

-Poodles were originally bred as rescue dogs (their fur only covers vital organs)

 

A. No human can live in the sea.

 

B.

Poodles are retrievers; or gun dogs, and can still be seen in that role. The show clips evolved from working clips, which originally provided warmth to major joints when the dogs were immersed in cold water. The rest of the body is shaved for less drag in the water. Poodles are skilled at most other dog events including agility, obedience, tracking, and even herding.

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Damn you :mad:

 

mwoo-haha! for i am ze winnah.

 

Underground is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und"

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mwoo-haha! for i am ze winnah.

 

Underground is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und"

 

gullable is the only english word that starts with gul

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I have 5 National Acrobatic-Gymnastics medals.

 

A double vodka + Red Bull costs €12.50 in the pub/club I work in.

 

I have a huge penis appetite.

 

1999 was 9 years. Think about. That is scary...

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:wtf: but... what about "gull"??

 

ka-kaah!

 

I am assuming you are playing along with the joke.

 

A double vodka + Red Bull costs €12.50 in the pub/club I work in.

 

That sounds like a rip off.

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That sounds like a rip off.

 

Well alcoholic drinks are heavily taxed here, but it is a bit of a rip off.

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I am assuming you are playing along with the joke.

 

.......:blank:

 

ka-kaaaah!!

(yes please do assume i was playing along with the joke and that i caught on to said joke straight away... *cough*)

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.......:blank:

 

ka-kaaaah!!

(yes please do assume i was playing along with the joke and that i caught on to said joke straight away... *cough*)

underground

underwear

underflow

undergraduate

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underground

underwear

underflow

undergraduate

 

i said underground began AND ENDED with the letters "und". :heh:

 

...you didn't UNDerstand ^___^

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i said underground began AND ENDED with the letters "und". :heh:

 

...you didn't UNDerstand ^___^

 

Well at least you no longer have the silliest post in the thread.

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Well at least you no longer have the silliest post in the thread.

 

*gasp!* you're right!

OH NO! what have i done?! :(

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The f-word came about because above brothels (back in the day) it used to say F. U. C. K., which stood for Foricating Under Consent of the King.

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The f-word came about because above brothels (back in the day) it used to say F. U. C. K., which stood for Foricating Under Consent of the King.

 

Nah mate, it comes from the old Irish charge against a man who lay with an underage girl. He was said to have been Found Under Carnal Knowledge of her.

 

nah not really!

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Well alcoholic drinks are heavily taxed here, but it is a bit of a rip off.

 

No more so than here.

But I can pick up a double vodka and red bull for £3.50 max, what's that 5 euros or so. Hell I can make 3 litres of them for under a tenner.

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-Corn flour is used to prevent condoms sticking to themselves in the packets

-talc can be toxic if it is in the body

-condoms were originally made from lamb skin

-Penguins are the only bird which can swim but not fly

-monkeys and humans are the only ones who can recognize their selves in mirrors, or on tv

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