The Peeps

Ridiculous lack of attention as my role has been known for days. I'm an investigator and I find out what pokémon (hold alt and press e )people are. I am fully targetable and never said I wasn't. My sweet scent will stop a person from voting for me and I need everyone to vote me to actually be lynched. My condition was to basically become affiliated. If I target enough town I will win with the town and if I target the mafia I will become mafia. I targeted enough town so now as long as the town win I will win with them even if I'm dead. I haven't been told of people's alliances obviously but last night I was told I'd targeted enough members of the town to win with them. My full target list: (redirected) Heroicjanitor - Skarmory Paj - Pichu Nintendohnut - Tangela Ellmeister - Bellossom Jonnas - Croconaw Dazz - Sentret I picked Jonnas to remove his vote because he's an alliance investigator and is blatantly going to have protection every night - I suspect that's why there was no kill last night. As long as he's alive I can't be lynched.

Corrupt and has a double vote. Vote: Cube I really think we should lynch Cube today.

Cube, are you saying you have a double vote or am I reading you wrong? Typical, make me look a spaz. I knew that was going to happen!

I'll see how this plays out before voting. The alliances may actually be described as innocent or corrupt as no verdict has actually been passed to declare them as 'guilty'. Jonnas could have easily told the mafia that townies are described as innocent but I do trust Cube a bit more now.

I think we have something here

FYI Jonnas is Croconaw and Dazz is Sentret. I'm still not evil but you guys have figured out I can't be lynched. I'm actually neutral and I've fulfilled my condition so don't waste your time on me my sweet scent is keeping me safe. Did you start off as Totodile, Jonnas? Probably my favourite pokémon of Gold and Silver

Looks like a roleblock but it's wasted on me. I even got to finish my tea!

I said the other end of the Picadilly line, which it is. It was just for reference. I know it's not far, did I mention I used to live there? :p

Well you all know what happened to me / Miles Edgeworth. And my tea is far from insipid thank you! I don't suppose anyone can shed any light on who targeted me?

It's the other end of the Picadilly Line but the HMV Apollo is a stone's throw away from the station.

Need to check what time my train is booked for, booked it ages ago. I finish work at 9 so I can check later. [edit] I can meet you in Hammersmith at around 5?

Yeah it wasn't great More call-backs to series 1 coming up though, facebook spoilt it for me

Happy birthdaymerge!

You can almost understand the hit and run (obviously not condone it, but it happens all too often) but for no one else to help her afterwards? It's just sick.

Doesn't seem to matter what tactics I set, the result is always the same

Yeah they're only joking :p I decided to play dumb though. I thought this episode was a good start to the series but it started to drag towards the end.

There's totally a lynchbomb. Or actually not BECAUSE I'M TOWN. Sigh.

N-Euro Middle League Round Six Another round goes by and there's little change to the table with only the bottom four teams shifting positions. ReZ's Rabies enjoy their first win of the season leaving Real Peeps as the only team yet to win a game. Seahawks put an end to Aqui1a's hot streak and drop Bubbles FC back into the relegation zone. ****Intergalactico Stars 2-1 Rising Phoenix**** Rising Phoenix had a tough time this game as the referee clearly had some kind of bias, handing out four yellow cards to the away side. Stars were lucky to get an early lead by scoring in the 6th minute as Rising Phoenix showed great ball control, rarely losing possession to Intergalactico. In the second half Rising Phoenix were still having terrible luck with the ref and Intergalactico manage to slip another one past their keeper. Rising Phoenix were arguably the better side today but they just couldn't catch a break and although they managed a goal in the final minutes of the game, it came too late for them to equalise. ****Mcoys Sons 2-0 Happenstance FC*** After losing to Rising Phoenix last round there were some doubts as to whether Mcoys Sons were able to handle the tough training regime Mcoy has them undergoing but this round's result speaks for itself. Steven Harrison of Happenstance FC suffered a nasty injury in the first half which puts him out of action for the next few games and the Sons take advantage of Happenstance's weakened defence to go 1-0 up at half time. The second half had barely started when Mcoys Sons scored again and aside from one close shot on goal, Happenstance were unable to get past Mcoy's defence to score any of their own. ***Bubbles FC 0-1 The Sixty-Fourthers*** The Sixty-Fourthers finally seem to be losing some speed but they're still able to shut out Bubbles FC at their own ground. There's barely anything to report of this game aside from a minor injury for Amer Kurdi of The Sixty-Fourthers in the 15th minute. It seemed more like a tennis match as the ball travelled across the half way line, only to be sent back and returned again and again before finally The Sixty-Fourthers penetrated Bubbles's defence and scored in the 84th minute. *****Aqui1a All Stars 1-2 Seahawks FC**** Another case of the stronger side losing out here as Aqui1a is denied at home by Seahawks FC. On paper All Stars had the better tactics, more chances and greater possession but Seahawks are the ones that scored the most goals. Two bookings in the first half made things difficult for All Stars as their players lose confidence allowing Seahawks to score from a corner late in the first half. Things were a bit closer in the second half with Cameron Fogden equalising for All Stars but just five minutes later Seahawks score again to lead two goals to one. Shelton Bissett takes All Stars third booking of the game forcing them to play more cautiously and removing any hope of levelling the score. *****AFC ReZs Rabies 2-0 Real Peeps***** Things could've been tense today as two thirds of the Chartreuse Trio went head to head, both in dire need of a win. There was certainly some confusion in this game, as both the home and away fans were belting out the symphony de chartreuse causing a brief 2 minutes stop in play as both teams joined in with the crowd. Both managers earned 5 star ratings for their tactics but Real Peeps were worse off as Rabies were tightly marking their playmaker. Real Peeps had more aggression on the pitch, lightly injuring three of ReZ's players but it was Rabies that emerged triumphant with two goals in the second half. Most Important Result: AFC ReZs Rabies 2-0 Real Peeps, with nothing changing in the top of the table, the only result that shows real change is this one. Peeps and ReZ were the only two teams in the league without a win and there could be only one winner. This result moves Rabies up the table for the first time in weeks although they only change from 10th to 9th as Real Peeps sink to the very bottom. Stylish Play: Mcoys Sons, the Sons successfully shut out Happenstance FC and show us that they're back on form. Mcoys midfield and offence were finely tuned to one another this game as Mcoys strikers score from two beautiful set ups from the midfield. Best player: Zara Hagolahi, after 80 minutes went by without a goal it looked like The Sixty-Fourthers were heading for a draw but in the 84th minute an opportunity arose and Zara Hagolahi makes it look easy, sending the keeper in completely the opposite direction as he scores from a freekick.

I think I watched the wrong episode

*Sips tea and prevents automerge*

Probably to make me look even worse as no one was voting and oh look, now they are.

You accused me of not substantiating my defence and I merely explained why I can't. Venusaur did not die at the end of the last game, which I've mentioned many times and even quoted the exact part of the end write-up of the last game. Venusaur was crushed but survived with nerfed abilities (downgrading from alliance investigator to character identification) due to head trauma. Besides myself, who have you accused or voted for? I admit that I'm the only 'lead' at the moment so there's not much cause for me to vote for anyone else. I don't want to vote inactives out because I believe it would help the mafia more so realistically there's no one for me to vote for. Well I'm suggesting the mafia have an ability to make others appear evil seeing as Jonnas apparently has protection against redirection (even though Diageo is sure he was able to redirect Jonnas). I can see the logic behind voting for me but I'm innocent and I'm going to defend myself by responding to any and all accusations I have no way to substantiate my defence but I'm still going to post and hope people don't make a mistake by voting for me.

ugh thanks. Did it in seconds