The Bard

I have a tiny penis. Thats my fact for the day. Gtg now.

Aye captain. Aaanyway, off to watch T2 now. So if anyone wants to argue some more, i'll be by my giant pretend phone pretending to give a crap (just had to use that line ). Toodles.

Lol, fair enough. It is indeed a very good game.

Lol, Ramar's funny when he's mad. Also: OOT can be a complete chore if you don't know what you're doing, but once you hit your stride and start doing well, it turns into a great game. BTW, I too, like Wind Waker more: Less frustrating, waaaay better music, and an infinately better combat system.

I never said violence is always the answer, if that were the case, everytime someone pissed me off I'd kick their ass, but you don't see that happening. I said, violence is absolutely the answer in situations like these, and in fact, I don't even think of it as violence, I think of it as vengeance. You've clearly never been in a situation where you have to fight for yourself. And anyway, why all this crap against being physical in situations that require it? We are but animals after all, except inferior, due to our inability to live without destruction of our habitat, and animals do what is necessary to protect their property. Fuck the law, fuck what you've been taught, and fuck your preconceptions about violence, I say do what you think is right.

Um...thats kinda what I said. Lawl.

Well, we all do what we want at the end of the day. Somehow if a guy offends me in some way, the law is the last thing I'm going to be thinking about. I'm sure we can find you the number of a nice needlework club To Demuwan: Violence is absolutely the answer. Maybe though, in some situations it's best to leave the other guy a bit intimidated rather than actually beating the crap out of him, but hey, you do what works for ya. I mean, I've never actually hunted anyone down just to beat the shit out of them, because I've never been in that position, and I'm not sure I would, but, for example, if some shit attacks you randomly and tells you to give them your phone, would you go out fighting or would you just let them have it?

Kurt Cobain wasn't a prick, he was a good guy. He had an undiagnosed stomach condition which most doctors thought was IBS, but they wouldn't subscribe painkillers. He took Heroin to relieve the pain.

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant; "If I live, I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven". Such is the Rule of Honor.

Rule #1: Chavs don't "think" Rule #2: Chavs don't have a conscience, of any kind. They are not like you and I, they won't hesitate to hurt someone for personal benefit. On a side note: Fields got pwned by Yamcha

In all fairness, The Backstreet Boys are a quality band. And no, I'm not joking. Now now. Not ever.

Thats cool. I don't like them though at all, I've heard only a few of their songs, and only because my mates always stick them on the jukebox at the pub, and it's kinda bland to be honest, well, I mean, it's indie, so that's pretty much a given, but it was just, it's just the same boring melody on top of dischords. They can't sing either, I mean, it is always off key. On top of that, they're overproduced to make them sound like a band just playing out of their garage, but this, while it worked really well for the vines, makes The Libertines just sound sloppy. They should learn to play their instruments before they take a stab at making music. Can't stand me now is tied with Paint it black as the most annoying bar song of all time. I don't know how long it took them to write that song, but if it was anything over 20 minutes, then I can honestly say, that they're wasting their time with music, and should move onto something else. If you want proper good indie, not this mass popularised shite, listen to Mary Lou Lord. She's quite good(ish)...but it's still indie... Also: I don't just like Metal! I appreciate all types of music. Actually, I've met a lot of people who have given up smoking. And giving up smoking is far harder than giving up other drugs like Heroin or Cocaine, because Nicotine, is the most addictive substance known to man, and has been scientifically proven to be. If people can give up smoking, then he shouldn't find it that hard to give up drugs.

Yeah, CTR is far better than every Mario Kart except for Mario Kart DS, which is pretty much on par with CTR. CTR had just the most amazingly fun battle modes and the tracks were original, after being subject to the typical ones in Mario Kart for so long. The DS version wins though, cause it's portible and online.

The Libertines are so very talentless that they are trumped only by the Sex Pistols and The Clash in terms of how much talent they truly lack. Let the flaming ensue.

Oh really? Because the last I heard, he did have his bike and phone stolen which seems to me to be reason enough to kick the perpetrators ass. I mean, it was luck entirely by which Caris found his bike. Maybe he did go over the top by sicking 6 of his mates on the guy, cause like dabookerman said, seeing as it's my business, I'd have taken care of it alone, but still, people can't be allowed to get away with shit like that.

Giant who cares. I thought you meant the game

^ Play Chrono Trigger. Now.

No, he's not, its not "chavish" behaviour in the least. It's called justice. Chavs attack people unprovoked, for the hell of it, they lie, they steal and they watch big brother. Caris went and kicked his ass because the guy more than deserved it, and seems like he did a good job of it too. I'm sure he'll think long and hard the next time he thinks about mugging someone. Do you think a fine and maybe an "official" warning would have sent the message home nearly as strongly? And before you get all pseudo humanist on me, take a second to think, and you'll realise: Violence is absolutely the answer, to dealing with pricks like these. But, if these kind of dicks didn't plague society, there wouldn't be anyone who would steal now would there? I know if Caris was nice enough to let me have a go, I'd give it back to him straight after. Either way, those fucks were in the wrong, Caris was just being a nice guy. It sounds to me like you're actually trying to defend those thieves.

Crash Bandicoot has been shit ever since it hit the PS2, ie, ever since Naughty Dog stopped making them. Had some fun times with CB 2, 3 and CTR though.

Lol. Yep, it happens to the best of us. And by the best of us I mean me. That is unless you bunk the religion altogether... Man, I am so very bored. I think I'll go and gorge myself on the big fat vat of Mangoes we have in the fridge...mmm...Mangoes... Toodles.

Wait a sec...can't eat mean because of religion...? Hmm...wouldn't this same religion constitute a no pre marital sex law aswell (either that or you're a buddhist) Fierce_LiNk's in tawubble . As for me, I always have the Chicken breast, toasted with extra cheese, lettuce and chilli sauce...which tastes average at best. Not a fan of subway.

Lol, how'd you mean...?

Well, you haven't been to Manchester. Everyone here is an idiot.

To be honest, you shouldn't have been such a pussy. I've only been attacked by chavs once, in Manchester town near picadilly station, I was a little drunk (why else go into town eh? ) and even thought there were only two of them, they were still stupid enough to come and try and mug me. So I absolutely started leathering them, hit one of them square on the jaw and head about 3 or 4 times and the other one mainly stayed out of reach. When the stupid one got a bit bloody round the eyes, he kneed me in the nuts and ran for it. Chavs are fucking pussies, and deserve a good beating once in a while. The only other time I've ever been attacked was not by chavs, but by these skaters, I was (once again) much more wasted than the other time and out in Manchester with a friend (who was even more drunk than I), cause everyone else had left, and I just said something stupid to this girl who was with a bunch of guys with skateboards, and she called me a loser and I go "your face is a loser" and I walk away, thinking that I'd stunned her with my awesome powers of argument, but noooo, she comes from behind an absolutely yanks my hair and keeps hold of it (she was surprisingly strong), and the guys came round and started whacking me with the skateboards, so I did the sensible thing (mainly because I, being utterly trashed, couldn't do much else), I grabbed her tits, she let go and I went and fell over this metal fence and almost got run over by a tram. All in all though, it was a good night.

Can I have one?