MoogleViper

for masturbational purposes of course.

Ill be your manager. And it's an indie band.

I'm only 15

Yes you are truly special. She told me she was 14.

She was a borin cyber partner. She wanted me to do all the work. It was like fuckin' Ronaldinho.

Proof is here

If any of you want proof then add me on msn as I have taken a screenshot to prove it to my friend. Plus you will get an erection. EDIT: i just remembered I can put it onto imageshack, 56k AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!

She asked for more again so i told her I cant be arsed so she blocked me. EDIT: if any of you want to try this her addy is [email protected]

She asked for more so I gave it another shot ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: WELL TELL ME SOMET SEXY BUT NICE Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: why dont you tell me something ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: NO CUZ U DNT SAY OWT TO ME THAT SEXY BUT NICE THEN I WILL SAY SOMET TO U ] ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: COMME ON Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: we meet in a dark alley, its so cold my nipples are like bullets, i see your quivering face, i pull out my hands from inside my pockets, I grab your shirt and rip it off, I see that your nipples are bigger than mine so I fart on them to warm them up ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: ....... ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: ITS STILL SICK MEORE SEXY Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: once your nipples are warm i move my hands towards you jeans, i rip them off button by button, then i see that you are wear soiled pants, this excites me more, so I pull them off and swallow them whole Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: they tast nice so i grab your legs, pull them apart and start licking your arse until every last piece of shit is gone ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND... Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I turn you around, kneel on the floor and place one finger from each hand into your vagina Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I pull them apart as hard as i can. your rip aoart like tin foil. your lying on the floor bleeding, I get scared and run away. Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I come back and eat your eyeballs Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: the polic catch me and put me in jail, ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: u are si k Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: whilst in the showers I drop the soap, when i reach down for it a big guy from behind me shoves his big fat cock up my arse Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: he thrusts me so hard I think my legs are going to break Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: i feel his cum erupting through my body, i enjoy it so much I turn around, bend him over and do the same to him, ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: U ARE SICK Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: I spend every day of my life doing that until I die of clogged rectum Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: the end

·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: HI ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOO WAT U WANNA DO TO ME THEN Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: I'd tear your close off, climb on top of you. and insert my big fat sweaty penis into your lushious, tasty vagina ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: ... Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then i would start to have an epileptic fit and start foaming at the mouth, and all of the throth would drip all over your face ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: EWW ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND .... ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOMET SEXY NO ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: *NOW ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf just sent you a Nudge! ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOMET SEXY Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then i would recover from my fit and start ramming my cock into your eye socket. in and out until your eyeball popped like a big ball of cum ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOMET SEXY NOW PLZ I WANT TO SEE HOW SEXY U CAN GO ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: I BET NOT FAR Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: after that i would flip you over, shove it up your ass and hump you until your head popped off like a balloon ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: NOT SEXY NOW MORE SEXY ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf just sent you a Nudge! Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I would carres your body with my tongue, entering every nook and cranny, circling your nipples, ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: MORE NICER ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: BUT SEXYER Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: the I would make my way down to your vagina, I would climb inside and stay there until I died. Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: The end EDIT: shes still askin for more

That so reminds me of a fight I almost started on the pitch once. This guy was acting hard and flyin in with fouls and shit. So I was marking him for a corner and he shoves me. So I shout to the ref and he just shoves me and says "shut up, what you gonna do about it?". So I lose my temper, turn round to him and (we were in the six yard box) shoves him to the penalty spot and scream "what you gonna do about it?". To which he replies "n-n-nothing". So I say "well shut the fuck up then". so he replies "dont want to" Moving on swiftly... I just walk up behind her, lean in towards her ear an scream "I WANNA LICK YOUR BIG HAIRY NIPPLES BITCH!!!" Works every time.

I was gonna do a petition. (bastards nicked my idea) Oh well at least there is one. I've signed it. :shock:

I can't remember the fist game I bought. But the first game that I had for my own console (all the others were my brothers) was Sonic the Hedgehog for the DreamCast. However technically I didn't buy it as it came with the DC which was a christmas present.

AAAAAWW!!! I missed that one, damn excercise.

Quoted for agreement.

#Chuckle chuckle vision, chuckle vision chuckle chuckle vision da-da-da da-dadadada da-da-da da-dadadada da da da da da chuckle chuckle vision, chuckle vision da da da# yeah well you get the idea. In order to go along with the thread, Big brother, Eastenders, emmerdale etc.

Right my policies that will make this shit-hole we call Britain into... SUPER BRITAIN!!! -Kill everyone with an IQ less than 100 -Replace the 95%population drop with Japanese people -Make it a law that any woman I want to sleep with has to let me

XMen was dissapointing. Havent seen much else. Just read Da Vinci Code so will try to see that. Really looking forward to POTC. But yeah I know what you mean.

Could you post a link please.

This thread inspired me to play shenmue again. Just completed it in Dec, 21 game time. Didn't even get to see christmas . Oh well. Also somebody told me that if you havent completed the game by the start of summer you see a video of Lan Di kill Ryo. I can't be arsed to find out but if anyone here does I'd say the best way is to keep failing When you're trying to sneak into Wharehouse No.8 as you add on a day each time you fail.

I'd vote for you, but i'll wait for the other candidates to join before i drop my slip in.

HOW??????????????

In honour of Shenmue III I wrote a song (it's completely my lyrics, and nobody elses) We the people hope for it's release, We don't say it'll be perfect but it will, Our dreams of playing it are disappearing, Fading are our hopes of the familiar thrill, You know I did mean, What I just said, About Stocka's dreams of Shenhua in his bed, And it just don't matter now, Cos little by little, You gave us everything we ever dreamed of, Little by little, Our hopes of number 3 are slowly dying off, Little by little You had to give us all for all our life, And now's the time so just bring out number 3, You fuckin' bastard, The game's perfection has to be imperfect, Because the series is all but complete, The time has come and now you'll have to accept, To bring out 3 is your destiny, You know I did mean, What I just said, About Stocka's dreams of Shenhua in his bed, And it just don't matter now, Cos little by little, You gave us everything we ever dreamed of, Little by little, Our hopes of number 3 are slowly dying off, Little by little You had to give us all for all our life, And now's the time so just bring out number 3, You fuckin' bastard, Little by little, You gave us everything we ever dreamed of, Little by little, Our hopes of number 3 are slowly dying off, Little by little You had to give us all for all our life, And now's the time so just bring out number 3, You fuckin' bastard, You are a fuckin' bastard, You are a fuckin' bastard, You are a fuckin' bastard.

I am looking for a birthday present for my bro and was wondering where would be the best place to get him a katana/katanas. I know a few of you have them. Thanks in advance.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!