MoogleViper

Normally their would be loads of jokes coming in now. But due to Flinky's last two sentences nobody will make a joke. Way to go Flink.

I'm going to bulgaria on wednesday

AAAAH rep points. The social misfits way of feeling "cool". I want some

I've just had two hours of football training.

I think he'd fit right in If you look at the expression on their faces I don't think that they're on his arms by choice.

I've got about 5 months to make myself well known enough for my own birthday thread.

Were you the person who text me after I said that noone would care about my number?

Is that offer still open?

Yes please do.

Old people in cars generally

You lazy fuckwad. I played football and 3 tennis matches today.

I'll let you borrow my "how to die" if you want. Basically it's climbing in a barrel and going off the edge of a unchosen waterfall. YEAH SMACK ME UP BITCHES!!! PS: if i offended you then blame the heat.

I think it would be great. I think we should hold auditions for the singer.

I like giving a good BJ. Don't worry. I'm still here. (bet you feel much better now ey)

I'll keep it mild so as not to offend anyone (and to keep the list short). The use of the word "fucking" in every other word. This was a conversation I overheard on my school bus by some chavs who were talking about the bus driver after he wouldn't stop for their late friend. Girl 1: Fucking hell i fuckin tried to fucking make him fucking stop but he wouldnt fucking stop Girl 2: Yeah she fucking was an he fucking wouldnt stop he just fucking kept on fucking goin Girl 1: fucking yeah he was fucking bein a right fucking **** I mean I'm not one who gets all mardy everytime somebody swears (and often do it myself out of frustration) But is there really any need for that. Another one is these stupid one liners that idiots put into arguments and think they are clever. At the moment one that is being said a lot is "prove it". Are they that thick that that is all that they can come up with yet they think they have won the argument. I hate it when people use the word of instead of have. e.g "I would of done" I can't be bothered to do any more as I would be here all night.

Wow! I never knew that. Thanks. *adds Locky to the list* EDIT: you know you could have missed out 5 posts by just sayin "hey man, Locky is a girl"

This is the one I got. (and it's less than I paid). It has a 2m radius. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Audiax-Best-Wireless-FM-Transmitter-Free-car-adapter_W0QQitemZ140006218607QQihZ004QQcategoryZ86532QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Me too. However there are quite a few lakes around so I might try windsurfing or wakeboarding.

It wasn't just an insult. He also nipple crippled him.

It takes a gentle touch. That's why my last four attempts didn't work.

My second attempt was even worse Man Of Steel says: well miss biatch how would you like the honour of sucking my cock? ·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says: fuk off Man Of Steel says: so you wanna go all the way ay? ·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says: go fuk ya mum ya retarted animal ·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says: NO ·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says: i dnt even wanna speal 2 ya Man Of Steel says: nice suggestion Man Of Steel says: do you wanna fuck her with me? (BLOCKED) I'm gonna take a rest for a while. It seems the Man of Steel is a little rusty.

OK my first attempt at undercover rapage didnt go down too well. Man Of Steel says: hello there Man Of Steel says: would you like to be saved from a lifetime of celebacy? ·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says: hu is dis Man Of Steel says: this is your saviour bitch Man Of Steel says: how would you like to come to my ice cavern and make it hot? ·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says: oo kwl kwl g2g nw cya scary person ·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says: oo ·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says: BRB Don't worry. The man of steel is never beaten.

I created a new account for cyber rapage and am moving into my next victim.

What about him?

Well it made me feel a lot better anyway.