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I will allow you to become a main as you never got the chance to play like the others did. OK, the list is complete but I'm also looking for three more substitutes who will fill the role just in case someone does a runner, lol.

Yeah but as I said before, I want the Saw players who want to play this to be substitutes so if someone doesn't reply within three days, then you will take over from that person for good. Would that be okay?

RULES For those of you who have followed the SAW game, it plays exactly the same except with a Nightmare twist. This time, the teenage dreamers will have three lives and have three coffee cups. There will be seven nightmares in total for each character, one for each day meaning you will have to survive one week. On each nightmare, there will be four parts. On the fifth part, the decision you make will decide whether you’ll escape Freddy’s clutches or will cost you a life. If you lose all three lives, then you’ll be sleeping for good. Before you sleep, you will be asked if you want a coffee cup. A coffee cup will let you skip a night (use it wisely because you’ll only get THREE cups and no more). Each teenager has a dream power which is something that could be used to your advantage but the teens will find out about that power later on. C = Coffee Cup L = Life I need FIVE teenagers and I preferably don’t want people who have played the Saw game because I want to give people an equal chance (though I don’t mind it). [Diageo is Nicholai] DAY TWO (Cx3 Lx2) The main guy. Dating Johanna. He proposed but she declined and he doesn’t know why. [Razziatore is Joanna] DAY TWO (Cx3 Lx2) The main girl. Dating Nicholai. She turned Nicholai down at a proposal because of a surprise. [Ellmeister is Adam] DAY ONE (Cx3 Lx3) Nicholai’s best mate. He secretly had a one-night stand with Joanna but Nicholai doesn’t know. [slaggis is Stephanie] DAY ONE (Cx3 Lx3) The girly-girl. She’s thick, she’s blonde and she feels like she don’t belong. [Mundi is Brian] DAY ONE (Cx3 Lx3) The weirdo geek but something doesn’t seem right… SUBSTITUTES: Maase Jayseven Dyson If you have any questions about the rules then don’t hesitate to ask. Again, this is a first come first serve basis. The people who have asked to play this game but have played the Saw game will act as a substitute (if the user doesn’t respond to the game in three days then a substitute will take over) The game will start on: WEDNESDAY 10TH SEPTEMBER

The Rules: -One user must come up with a line that would fit the story AND rhyme with the line the last user left: E.G- User 1: Today is the day User 2: When everything goes my way User 3: So I am here to say User 4: That I have a vajayjay User 5: -- User 6: -- ...and it goes on. Hopefully we'll end up with a funny, random story. You can only change words after FOUR lines. GO! -- This morning, I woke up at 9

I love Twilight and I thought this was so hilarious. The abortionist part had me crying with laughter.

You should have seen it in the cinema in glorious 3D....amazing, lmao. I'm actually going to watch this in 3D tonight and I know what the rating is so... 8/10 for it's 3Dness and 11 for the chick in 3D

LOL! The ending was like "AWWWWKWAAAARD!" lmao

I sort of wanted the ending to be one of those 'what if' endings like in this one, the antidote was with a person whose name begins with J (Justin or Jennifer) so I wanted to leave you thinking about it.

I know a friend who would fall for this a treat and I KNOW his reaction would be hilarious so I might take part.

Play this to set the mood Audio Everyone stood there in total silence, puzzled looks began to spread across their faces. Jill looked impatient. “Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock” Jill began to say impatiently. Stacey came forward, fearless. She got onto her knees and bowed down her head. “Please Jill, don't do this! You had no need to do all this...we're human, we're not depraved animals, we don't need to do this to each other to prove some shit to ourselves and others! WHAT THE FUCK! Please. I'm sorry for everything. It's not my fault. This crap is all around me, it's not my fault! Please, let us go, spare us and we can forget this...please...?!” cried Stacey. “Oh, here we go again, gutless Stacey blaming everyone but herself. You know I used to fucking hate you in school.” Jill spat. Kain interrupted, “Leave her alone! Why are you doing this?” Jill automatically pointed the gun from Stacey to Kain. “So come on then Kain, BEG for your life!” Jill started to laugh. “NO!” Kain bellowed at her. Jill’s face turned from smiles to thunder and she shot Stacey in her left leg. Stacey howled in pain. Realising what she’d done, Jill started swearing. “SHIT! SHIT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!” she screamed. Kain started to worry as Jill looked at no one else but Kain, gun raised and aimed at his head. “Ok, so I've held The Thinker pose for days now, but I'm not getting anywhere. Not being a hero sucks, and I'm pretty shit at being an anti-hero. I need more piercings, more tattoos and more leather clothes and shit. If you kill me now, I can never complete my bucket list - apologising to you was on there, and I'm glad of this chance to get that ticked off. If I live, then this whole experience will probably count for at least three more things, but I'll never learn morse code. I'll never be a scout leader, or learn how to sail. I'll never learn sign language, or see my favourite band play a gig. I'll never be able to try armadillo, or ride a camel! I'll never be able to do all the good that is in my heart, if you do this one bad act.” said Kain Jill started to laugh, “Are you kidding me? You can’t be serious!” Kate looked at Jill and looked at the gun and screamed. “That was a bit delayed, wasn’t it?” asked Jill sarcastically. “What happened? The brain cells in your head FINALLY caught up to what was going on? Well, let me catch you up. Because of this idiot, I only have one bullet left, so now, one of you will surely die. I totally forgot about you so why do you think I shouldn’t kill you right where you stand?” “Neil…he’s…he’s dead!” “Aww, boo-fucking-hoo. Now tell me why you shouldn’t die!” Jill demanded. “You should be pointing the gun at yourself Jill, you fucking selfish slutbag. Go fuck yourself. That, or save me. Until now I've known jack shit about this shithole of a scheme you or Stacey devized to try and turn my world inside-out. I'm the only non-twat out of everyone here, I went to bed yesterday eagerly anticipating my batch of oreos but NO! I'm stuck with a selfish prick that loves to talk about how good their music tastes are, I'm stuck with you - the tosser that probably has shit skills on MS Paint and then there's that other unworthy dickslap that I know nothing about!!!Save my ass you cock-munger!” shouted Kate. “Do not tempt me, bitch!” Jill screeched. “FUCK. YOU. SLUT!” Kate said and raised her middle finger. Jill was taken back. “That’s it, you’re dead bitch!” Jill raised her gun and looked straight at Kate… Stacey closed her eyes, praying it wasn’t her. “I love you, sis! I forgive you” she muttered…. Kate closed her eyes, “Thanks. C’mon Jill, if you have the guts” and she closed her eyes….. Jill looked at her and said “I do” then looked straight at Kain and shot him in the head…. Kain’s body fell to the floor instantly. Kate and Stacey flinched and they both opened their eyes to see Kain’s motionless body on the floor in a puddle of blood. Stacey and Kate froze around Kain’s body. They started to cry. Jill looked at them both, “I’m sorry” she muttered out of her mouth and the next thing they both knew, their vision was beginning to fade. Jill had injected them, “where is it?” “Where is it? Please I need to know, It’s not…” Audio (that's in case it ended ) Stacey woke up, she were in a dark room and couldn’t see a thing. “Kate! KATE!” she screamed, “WHERE ARE YOU!” Kate answered, “What’s this thing here? What’s going on!” The lights in the room turned on. Stacey and Kate screamed, terrified of what they saw. “I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER!” Stacey cried. Stacey and Kate were facing each other in a bathroom. Kate was next to a rotting corpse and she screamed. There was no-one else in the bathroom. Kate and Stacey’s right leg were chained to the wall and next to Stacey’s and Kate’s chained leg was a saw. “JILL! YOU BITCH!” screamed Stacey Then she heard that familiar eerie voice… “Hello Jill, today I want to play a game. In a matter of hours, you will be put in a different game. This will not matter to you as today, you will not die whatever happens in that game though there is a price for this. Running through your veins is a deadly poison that will kill you in a matter of hours. In the box is a gun with three bullets and one of the people in the game will have the cure. The antidote is hidden on one person and the only way you could get near is to kill. On your back is a small device that will electrocute you at any point I wish. If you tell anybody about your situation, then you will be electrocuted to death. In the box is a file, the file contains information you need to know. Just remember there's one name in the back of everyone's mind. Live or die, make your choice.” Both of them saw a heap in the middle of the bathroom with a sheet on it, covered in red. “So Jill had no choice!” Kate murmured. Stacey looked at Kate. “It’s strange though, why did she HAVE to pretend to be Jigsaw? I don’t get that part…” Kate thought about Stacey’s question. “Maybe there were something in the files…” Stacey ignored her and started trying to get to the sheet in the middle of the bathroom, she needed to know who was under that. She grabbed the sheet and pulled it off. She saw Jill lying motionless on the floor, topless and her eyes wide open. "Oh my God!" Kate shouted. "What?" Stacey asked. "On the back of her neck...there's...there's a J!" Kate screamed. On her stomach was a big red question mark. Stacey and Jill screamed. “LET US OUT! LET US OUT! PLEASE!” “GAME OVER!” “NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! I’VE PLAYED AND WON! NO!” The End (By the way: Jill, Stacey and Kate won the game if anyone were confused about who won) I would like to take this opportunity to say thank you very much to all of the people who participated in the game and I would also like to thank all the people who followed the game also. I hope you have enjoyed playing or reading this game as much as I enjoyed making it. My next game is undecided. I have two games: Saw or A Nightmare on Elm Street. I would really like to try the Elm Street game but if you guys want another Saw, then that’s fine But could you guys decide? Another SAW or A Nightmare on Elm Street?

Not meaning to be rude but I only needed the names of the two people you wanted to kill in the order you want to kill them since I have nine endings to this story (though that was actually not a bad ending) So I take it you shoot Kain and THEN Stacey...OK...Wait tomorrow to see what happens

Aha, legendary!

I've given him two PMs and I don't know what board he posts on the most.

OK, someone must take over from Maase because this is going nowhere, lol. I'm sorry Maase...anyone want to take over as Jill? You'll have to decide what happens. This is the end of the game so the two people you pick will decide how everything ends. I'd preferably like someone who has followed the story or someone who is willing to read through everything to decide.

Welcome to N-Europe, dude.

Doctor Who: Season 2, episodes 13 and 14...I think Love it, the best end-of-season episode ever! 9/10 Shameless: Season 1, episodes 1-3 Back when Shameless never had little sketches to make people laugh. Still, got to love it. 9/10 Ugly Betty: Season ?, episode...the latest one I've found myself liking this more as it goes along. I love Amanda atm, she makes me laugh. 8/10

Sorry for bringing this thread back to life but me and a few of my mates saw the Mikado advert and we laughed. Then for some random reason, I remembered their tagline and remembered this thread so... Mikado condoms- More than a little bit tempting.

Needful Things Love the book and I liked the movie. It's not as good as the book though (which I expected) 7.5/10 I think I might start watching Stephen King movies. I really want to watch IT so badly, apparently it's awesome.

If I could be in any band, I would be in...JLS and I would replace the tall one because basically I can't play anything and boybands nowaday tend to go far and then you can go solo and actually have talent [/bitch] If you could be in a movie and you had to make up your own character, what movie would it be and what character and why? I would either be in SAW and be one of the people in the traps who survive til the end and die or I would be in A Nightmare in Elm Street and be one of those teenagers who gets to battle Kruger. The reason is because I would love to be in a horror movie and them two are my favourite horror movies.

Wow! Why has everyone stopped all of a sudden?

Actually there were three of them. One was on the SNES and the other two on the Mega Drive. The SNES one is pretty much like the movie one. The SNES game: The beat-em-up: And I take it you know the movie version, lol.

I have both games (the movie version and the beat-em-up one) and I liked both of them but I remember being hooked to the movie game and I found myself hooked again, aha. Played Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th for the NES the other day....I don't know which was worse...

That was my first ever game and I was about 3 or 4 and I remember being quite good at it. I only ever got to World 5 though, I'll always remember that. And I played the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers game the other day, still kicks ass

Maase, make your choice. Which two do you want to shoot? And make sure you put it in the order you want to shoot them. Kain, Stacey or Kate But be warned, think about it.

Not a lot of them did this when I was younger. I remember my mate being ten years old and he bought a pack of cigarettes for his dad and they didn't even know him. Plus my cousin bought GTAIV in town a few weeks back and he's 11 years old, lol. But still, I can imagine that most shops (or towns) would not do this, lol.