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This actually had me shouting at the screen and hiding behind my hands.
Dog thrown off Bridge in Lithuania.
They hoped it would survive, but it later died of internal injuries. The guy could get "up to a year" in jail. I'm thinking they should throw him off the same bridge, and see if he ends up surviving.
The thought that keeps pressing its way into my head is: "Why?" Why the hell would he do such a thing? Because it would be "fun"? Let's see how fun he thinks a bullet to the knee cap is.
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Love that comic! One thing has been bugging me, though, as I remember one strip where the joke was a pun that worked in Danish, but which wouldn't work in English. I've been wondering ever since what the original pun was.
Aimless had the greatest ideas IMO, but I also worry about hinting at the past family. Of course it's a part of it, but I think you should focus on the positive sides of the foster family. Still, I might be wrong, but it's what my gut feeling tells me.
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Yes, of course.
What's in a name? ... a rose by any other name is just as sweet...
etc etc.
If you were in a play that was being attended by some big industry players, and you and a a few other main cast members names were being batted about as possible signings/stars by said players, if at the last minute, they (non-descript, could just be your director, or was it the industry players...?) changed a scene to a nude scene, would you still go through with it?
Probably, yes. It might be awkward at first, but I'm actually not that bothered by going nude.
If your beloved asked you to become sterilised, would you do it?
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You must be getting towards the end of 'Cliched one liners. Vol I' Danny.
I can't help it. I have Latin, for crying out loud! My mind is rigged to try and express everything in catchy and/or cheesy one-liners. It's bound to get cliché at some point! :p
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See, I do sincerely find ReZ funny - most of the time. But I think you have indeed been trying too hard lately. Your humour works best as random ideas. When you try to force it out, it just doesn't work for me.
Let's see if I can't re-phrase that ... When you try to actually sit down and write comedy, it doesn't work. It needs to come to you as inspiration. Wait for the Muses, don't try to catch them. Zeus knows what you would do to them ...
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That is just cute.
Same reaction I had. :p
Cool sig/avatar, BTW.
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Oh right... I kinda missed that part :p ok well...
If you found a briefcase containing a substantial amount of money - £100,000+ - would you keep it?
No, I don't think so. Being such a huge amount, it's bound to be important. I would look for conatct details inside the briefcase or simply go to the police station - though I dread explaining how I got hold of it. What are the chances you just stumble upon a briefcase with a shitload of money in it?
EDIT: Beaten to it. Ignore me. I even forgot to post a new question as well. *facepalm*
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Gah ... anyone know of another photo uploading site which DOESN'T have a sensitivity problem with a two-headed man having a visible erection in his pants? ¬_¬
EDIT: Seriously?! My picture isn't even ad bad as some of those other pics uploaded to PhotoBucket! >:-/
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I was looking forward to the return of the Swedish toads!
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Okay okay I don't need all the threads, just wanted to see if it was still happening. Cheers
Never open Pandora's Box of Phantom Pages. :p
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The best thing. Ever.
Agreed!
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FINISH IT!
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Wig ...?
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Also in Funny pictures etc. for me.
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Happy football and Messenger window.
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Loving it so far, Sprouty me boy!
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haha truth.
I think if soag (veteran member!) had his way we'd be celebrating Christmas ALL YEAR. He texts me on the 25th of EVERY DAMN month of the year to remind me how long is left :P
Haha! Soag's awesome, no doubt about it.
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How iconic that the Game Boy was the most sold toy the year of my birth.
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There isn't really a wrong or right answer! Heck, we had our town lights on at the start of November!
Aye, the shops and so always start out very soon with the Christmassyness. Heck, I was getting in a Christmassy mood even before Halloween! And yet, with my busy school work, time has flown, and now it's already December!
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That's a bit late isn't it?
Isn't having a tree up already a bit early? Traditions differ.
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Ours doesn't come up until around the 20th, but then pictures will soon follow!
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i dont liek being THAT guy, but according to my memory of jackie chan adventures, and by extention, my whole knowlage of the chinese zodiac, there is to "bird" thus rendering this joke a lie.
also, the cartoon tatoos are hillarious. if i met a guy with a dragon ball z tatoo, i would beat him up and take his lunch money, and im soft as can be.
Yup, it's bollocks. At least according to Wikipedia's article on the Chinese zodiac.
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are we doing a N-EUROPE secret santa thing?
I dunno, actually. I haven't heard of it, if so. Anyone care to elaborate?
Fact x Importance = News
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Well, at some point you can probably get used to seeing and hearing about this kind of digusting acts. I mean, I'm not shocked that someone could do this - I'm well aware of how cruel and emotionless humans can be. But it still disgusts me that they can be so cold and heartless.
Have you had bad experiences with dogs?