A new device has been invented to reduce the noise made inside your car by 95%...
...It fits right over her mouth.
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Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.
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I was stuck on a question in my Maths GCSE exam, so I asked the guy in front of me.
"Oi, mate, tell me the answer to question three and I'll let you have a go on my older sister."
He said, "Fuck off, I don't fancy your older sister."
I said, "Alright, my younger sister."
"Pi r squared, now give me her number."
Teachers are so easily bribed.