chairdriver

German numbers win.

That Stephen Fry quote is just wrong though. If someone were to say "I think drawing is a really fucking stupid waste of your time", you'd have every right to be offended, we'd respect you for being offended (I'd think less of you if you weren't offended) and it would serve a purpose in forming your identity as a person. People say "I never get offended". That's a lie. If I write, in shit, all over your house horrid things about your family members, if you're not offended, then you aren't a real human being.

7/10

It's not whether or not it's offensive, it's whether or not you're a whack person I don't want to look at / talk to.

At the same time, I'm genuinely so wound up in continued amazement/bewilderment at my own trajectory from a real-life person into a construct being of all-encompassing ridiculousness which both borders on awesomeness and horror-unadulterated, that I probably won't even have the capacity to have that lost-face reaction which comes with that situation.

Genuinely really interested who you'd name as the 3 or 4 townies. You, Rummy, Danny and Peeps? Uhhuhyeahquite.

Town loses when they can't make a majority vote.

Protector should protect Flink. He's the only chance the town have of winning now.

I'll genuinely eat my hat if Tales is mafia. Not so much because of the actual result, but because that would mean his team-mates are really superb at this game.

Paj: Yeeesss. Peeps: Ü R my sister. POINTS. AND ROUND OV-AH!

Because that's how you win the game. You keep quiet at the start, so you don't appear a threat to the mafia, then when you've worked everything out, you come out guns blazing.

Operative word being write, not copy and paste.

Tales and Flink, please vote for Smeagol.

OK, let's entertain the prospect that Tales is mafia. Who are his team-mates? The people that have defended him, most likely. So me. And Zell. And maybe ReZ. All three of us have been shown to be trustworthy, one way or another. It makes NO sense for Tales to be mafia. It makes every bit of sense that Smeagol is mafia. Why is he not posting? Because he doesn't need to. Because it would incriminate him further. Why is Dannyboy et al conveniently overlooking all the accusations against Smeagol? Because why would they entertain accusations against their team-mate? They've assumed position of run-this-town information brokers. Which is why I'm not giving any info to them. Because scum need to know info, where townies can smell lies a mile off.

Dazz is mafia though, so all you're going to hear is lies. And there'll be no repercussions to his lies, because by the time we have a chance to turn the lynch to him, we'll have lost.

Thank U, India.

Not long nor involved enough.

MOST IMPORTANT POST I'VE MADE THIS GAME, READ PLEASE. Flink. Please. There were 26 players at the start of the game. That means there's roughly in the region of 7 or 8 mafia. We've killed 2 for certain, and I have a feeling that Marc's weird facemask death was a result of the con artsists power. Either way, there's 4, 5 or 6 mafia left. There are 12 players left. We lynch one today. There are 11 players left. They kill someone tonight. 10 players left, with 6 as a majority. Either they have a majority vote, which means the mafia win, or we don't have enough votes to reach a majority, which means the mafia also win. It's imperative the town lynch a mafia member today. Why do you think it's so hard to get a lynch on Smeagol, and so easy to get a lynch on Tales? Why do you think everyone's pressuring on Tales, and no one seems to care about the fact Ell blocked Smeagol on the night there was no kill? Because Tales is a scapegoat. The mafia need to lynch him to win. And they don't care that he'll come up as town, because by the time it comes back to a lynch they'll have already won. It's pretty clear mr-paul is mafia. Sorry to metagame, but it's clear the mafia were sending in aqui1a's targets for the period up until he was replaced, otherwise Jonnas would have replaced him much sooner. mr-paul is backing up Dannyboy, who's backing up Dazz, who's backing up mr-paul, who's backing up Rummy etc etc, whilst none of them are actually adding anything to the thread, apart from conflagerating information that other people have given, twisting it and obsessing over minutae until we've lost sight of the big picture. At this point, I'm not too bothered if I win or lose, I just reserve the right to say "I told you all."

But it's so true though. No offense to Paj, but the majority of my Edinburgh friends feel really like... not bad -- there's nothing wrong with them, they're good, they are fine -- but they pale in comparison to my Oxford friends. There's just such a greater density of stunning people at university than at school. Your life begins at uni, tbf.

Look, all the mafia are voting for Tales, all the town for Smeagol.

Flink it's pretty much down to you, please use your double vote on Smeagol. The town loses if you don't.

We can lynch Tales at a less critical time, ie when we've ridded ourselves of Smeagol, who we've known for ages is mafia.

I'm not really sure why you're pushing so hard Danny, surely you can just kill any suspect you want at night? Oh wait, I do understand. You're mafia, and need this lynch to win. Which is why we can't lynch Tales. Lynch Smeagol, Dazz or Danny. Preferably Smeagol, because he's participated least.

Because we have roughly 2 decades of experience on this planet and we know when people are telling obvious lies.

No he didn't. Eddie's posts had been mafia-tepid all game and her roleclaim was double-booked by Ellmeister.