Ellmeister

If people ACTUALLY want a deal online, look for daysoft. I've bought them there for a couple of years now and they deliver for about half the price of specsavers. So I just got to specs for my contact lense check but don't order any. As for contacts, I wear them whenever I'm actually doing something but try to wear my glasses at least once a week otherwise I can tell my eyes get dry. I love dailies, they are so easy to use and then just throw away. Apparently you can buy some that you use for a few weeks and then they just dissolve in your eye naturally. Strange but sound really useful.

I understand people classifying shoes under different categories but shoes...are shoes! Things you wear on your feet are shoes :p

Trainers are shoes.

And the hips!

It isn't Ashley. Congrats Daft.

You're just jel because you didn't win!

It doesn't matter about whether you wear the suit but wearing the suit with trainers doesn't mix well at all. Either wear the suit and some other shoes, or don't wear the suit and wear your trainers.

I had you down as like 22 or something. You've not aged well for a 22 year old sorry :p Nice effort on the mo' though.

So it's okay for me then?

You failed that long ago!

I will make sure to remember that statement of intent :p

I know that was a joke, but he's done as much if not more than Carroll has so far this season. LOL.

We bought Torres for the long haul but every is saying he's way overpriced because with that sort of price tag like Carroll he's expected to be proving his worth straight away.

I'll go easy on you next season to give you a better chance poppet.

Maybe you'll take a dive like Suarez regularly does and end up in the middle league. Least you'll stand a better chance of winning that!

I think so to, but all that I want is for City to go out.

Why don't we put aside our differences for now and laugh at the likelihood of Man City (and maybe even United!) going out tonight of the Champions League :p

I honestly tried to, but all I found was him making an absolute tit of himself: Ignore the weird south park commentary :p Face it MadDog, if Alan Hansen said it that is undeniable evidence it is true!

It does matter than he blocked a legitimate goal though! The fact you can't accept he dives is appalling MadDog. I can clearly accept that Drogba went through a diving phase.

I don't think anyone is denying his ability overall. However, he does dive and he does cheat (handball in world cup?), so quite frankly he does deserve to be slated. Just like Ronaldo did for his diving and Drogba did for his.

Suarez certainly doesn't!

Chelsea are through, a confident performance and a solid 3-0 win. Now for Man City!

The results are already decided! We know who is relegated and who won ( me!). Sorry @kav82 I didn't know. I still love you.

I have asked @kav82 but I don't think he's up for it He usually enjoys my recommendations!

He's a fellow Chelsea supporter, legend.