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  1. EEVILMURRAY
    No, do go on.
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    Gonna get in there "like swimwear"? Irrelevant chap. She's wanting some Jay love. By admitting the stalking is the first step. Revenge?
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    I'd still love to hear your innuendos on this matter. Send me a PM or an email. You too Fish, you liked the post so you must have some material of your own.
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    Unless their part of a parade, in which they have to raid a fancy dress shop so you don't find it dull.
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    Enquire about this pub quiz you mentioned.
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    You want to fuck Rokhed if s/he has a kid? That's why you have a bit of alcohol beforehand to lube your confidence up a bit. As for your pits, you know what we're all going to say. To the Doc's with ye.
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    Your windscreen wipers broke, have your balls gone also? Contact her! Go forth and Shabba'ise.
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    Iun, did they not explain the size remix before you purchased it? There's surely some false advertising shit going on there.
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    Sorry, I wasn't clear enough. I meant are there any where they don't dress up.
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    Are there any gay/lesbian parades where they don't dress up like this?
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    I don't get what you're trying to get across with this, a woman is vomiting cosmic blood and you're pulling a dodgy Hulk Smash pose. I get you're wearing one of your Lantern shirts, but you're not coughing up blood or anything. Anyways, my Grandma died yesterday, so not been in the greatest of moods. Got a little drunk last night and almost ended up plowing this older lass [Not that I would've, I'm a committed man]. She really wanted to, and this is a direct quote "fuck my brains out". I'm just too pretty. Seriously. Then went to the casino and lost about £40.
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    You do know he's lying.
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    Used to have a plain skinhead until I was about 16, then started letting it grow and spiked it up. It gets cut when it can no longer be stuck up by gel alone [normally requiring a hair dryer and gravity] or I just leave it and can't be bothered to do anything with it. I still keep trying to get Jay folical status, but I just keep buckling. One day...
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    So I've been told.
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    Congrats laddie!
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    Pray tell, what on? What did the original look like? Is she actually vomiting lava?
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    C'mon Letty, tell us what's wrongs. You're after some DVDA, aren't you? Even without checking, that has to be Carol McGiffin. Word all the way.
  18. EEVILMURRAY
    Use something which gives you a rash around the affected area.
  19. EEVILMURRAY
    Consider it a spin off of the advice thread.
  20. EEVILMURRAY
    For turning the world of magic on its head.
  21. EEVILMURRAY
    A quarter, seriously? All the amazing tax calculators I've just used online are putting it around the £200 mark. This is one I got saying I did 37 hours. I earn: £240.00 Income: £24.79 NI: £14.85 I get: £200.36 I hope these potentially wrong internet devices are right.
  22. EEVILMURRAY
    Some Yatta is needed. Now you won't be as annoyed when Hiro shouts it all the time.
  23. EEVILMURRAY
    Was that game Go? Nah.
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    Another? Let us know it goes. EDIT: Just checked my bank account and I've had my wages paid in [w00!] but tis £180. Calculating my hours I should get around £245. I know there is tax and NI etc, but surely not taking off this much... I'm hoping it's a business week thing, like it starts on X and I joined at Y or something.
  25. EEVILMURRAY
    This new job isn't that bad, it's slightly repetitive, but that's remixed by all the lovely names you get each time. And I'm amazed that the amount of New Look cards I'm giving out are for the over 50's. Also amazing that people can expect to get one when they're unemployed. As soon as they tell you, your heart sinks, but you have to carry on to the end, only to tell them you can't process them and you'll send them a letter. But there still is a pimpsmacking element thank God, beatdown can still be given but in a financial manner. Someone can't use their card, they ring me. "What seems to be the problem?" "I can't use my card" "Ok... *checks* It seems you haven't got enough credit to go through with this transaction." "But my Mum paid my balance off last month, she paid £135 [ish]" "Ok *checks* But you made a purchase of £118 six days later." "Oh... yeah. Bye" Love it.
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