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Well I am out of the title race (defeat against Rovers is a certianty) and my form report is looking to be going down the drain. Could people against Oddy let him win so I can get relegated I want a season in the lower league to improve!

Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Battlestar Odwinica 2-1 Secret United, huge win for Odwinica could they survive? United's title hopes take a bash. Turned on the Style Award: Roostophe Rovers, get revenge for Rabies beating them with a great 4-0 victory. Player of the Day: Lucius Headon, Haden United, a goal and an assist rounds off a great game for the veteran striker. Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Haden United 0-1 Secret United, massive win for Secret blows the title race right open again. Turned on the Style Award: Battlestar Odwinica, who would have thought they would get this award? Great creation by Odwinica for an amazing victory. Player of the Day: Pasquale Passoni, Battlestar Odwinica, two goals and another great performance in defense, he will be missed by the Odwinica fans when he leaves at the end of the season. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Tin Can Club 0-2 Dysonism F.C, Dysonism keep up their momentum by taking out fellow relegated team Tin Can Club. Turned on the Style Award: DuDs Baggies, Baggies are just on one hell of a roll at the moment and it won't stop if they carry on playing like this. Player of the Day: Normon Ostberg, DuDs Baggies, a nice couple of goals for the veteran striker. Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Dysonism F.C 0-1 Emo Blades, this one went against all the recent form. Blades move into the promotion zone with a shock away victory. Turned on the Style Award: Tin Can Club, looked every bit back in the promotion hunt with a stylish away win. Player of the Day: Donavan Packham, Emo Blades, wonderful goalie skills kept Dysonism's attack at bay. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Ten Plus Win 3-1 Discount Viagra, Win pour more misery on Viagra as they slump to another loss. Turned on the Style Award: Ten Plus Win, 11 chances! Superb stuff. Player of the Day: Heiji Noda, Ten Plus Win, two great assists a superb game for him. Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Ten Plus Win 0-2 Eights United, United bounce back and stop Win's charge to promotion. Turned on the Style Award: Cubic County, they are being chased by other teams but with performances like this they are going up for sure. Player of the Day: Paddy Gould, Cubic County, 2 goals 2 assists the star of the show! Caught up now will try and get proper reports in from now on as you can imagine I dislike xpert atm

Awful news. I am going to suspend the league and demand everyone mourns while I cry some more. Still I got Agostini as a youth I didn't spend 3.5mil on him I hope Malmsteen is the next to leave! I bet Dinsdale from my club will go instead though lol.

Nice win for Waltz

Tonight the kid gloves are off. Remember he guessed your tactics! Ten Plus Win 0-3 Mcoys Sons Mcoys Sons elevated their title chances with a stylish away win against Ten Plus Win. Both teams played 4-5-1 but it was the Sons who had by far the better midfield, the captain Jbil scored the first goal after just a minute with a diving head. Jevons scored shortly after as Gee sought him out with a ball to the feet that he side footed into the net. Ten Plus Win had no chance to recover they were outmatched in every area of the pitch. Gee set up Moses for a lovely curling shot that went past the goalies fingertips to make it 3-0. The Sons could have had even more, they chalked up 11 chances to Win's 4. They also had 58% of possession, they were on cruise control and showed how firmly in control of this league they are at the moment. Mcoys Sons 4-0 Ten Plus Win The Sons made it a complete rout in the 2nd game of the double. Things started well for Ten Plus Win as they were given a penalty in the 1st minute. However striker Naito blasted it wide and things got worse from here. The Sons played 3-5-2 against a 4-3-3 Win formation, because of this the Sons dominated the midfield with 7 chances to 1 and 62% of possession. Jevons scored with a crude half volley to open the scoring before he set up Moses with a through ball to make it 2-0. Jbil struck a beauty of a free kick directly into the net to make it 3-0. After the break Moses crossed it in for Harris to convert a looping header. The Sons looked unstoppable it was just time that prevented more being scored. It was a champions performance and the Sons can be very satisfied. For Win they just couldn't compete, they still have a slim chance of a last promotion spot but this double may indicate further development time is needed. Veni Vidi Vici 5-1 Discount Viagra Vici stormed to a comprehensive victory over out of luck Viagra. Summerbell opened the scoring after just 2 minutes with a pin point header for Vici. Viagras 3-4-3 formation seemed to be badly misfiring as Vici scored twice again before the 13 minute mark. Crick set up Gower for a low shot then crossed a corner for Summerbell to get his 2nd goal. Tyler made things humiliating in the 2nd half making it 4-0 with a diving header. Seabury restored some pride to Viagra with a goal just before the end. But this was almost immediately wiped out as the 16 year old midfielder Crick set up yet another goal. This time via a in-swinging corner that Gower tapped in. Vici were balanced and proffesional while Viagra's 3-4-3 formation left them with dreadful gaps in their defense that caused them to conceded 5 out of 7 chances. Discount Viagra 0-3 Veni Vidi Vici Seemingly not learning anything from the first game Viagra went out with 3-4-3 again and Vici with another balanced 4-4-2 formation beat them easily a 2nd time. Summerbell was the star of the game in midfield, he set up the first goal. A well placed pass that Whetherby chipped over the goalies head. Summerbell after the break then made sure the win was secure with 2 headers just after half time. Vici were in no trouble from the moment they scored a goal. They had such a well established grip on their opponents that they had over 60% of possession and 11 chance to 2. Viagra have had a nightmare of a season so far. Losing 9 and drawing 1 the only club left in all the leagues not to win a match. Their misery was highlighted in this painful double, for Vici promotion is looking more and more likely a great double for them in their first season. Edd Kirby Athletic 2-0 Cubic County These two relegated sides both wanted to bounce straight back up into the middle league but so far it had been County who had been successful in the face of adversity. However Athletic hit back at County today with a well deserved win. County played 4-3-3 going after the traditionally strong Athletic defense. However this was a critical mistake, with a weaker midfield County only made 3 chances compared to 9 efforts by Athletic. The captain Hill was the architect of both goals and his role in midfield was invaluable. The first one was a free kick that Mortimer knocked in, Hill then hit a through ball to Baldry who took it past the goalie to finish the match off. Athletic got their tactics spot on while County never looked like they were going to get going. Cubic County 1-1 Edd Kirby Athletic For the rematch County were obviously concerned about their lack of chances and switched to 4-4-2 while Athletic upped the ante switching to 4-5-1. Things started off better for Athletic again as this time Hill scored a goal, a diving header from a Baldry cross. County had more chances this time around but Athletics incredible goalkeeper Bain was stopping shot after shot. However Maupas dribbled his way past the Athletic wing defense before crossing in an inch perfect ball that Norcott headed in to make it 1-1. The game ended like this with County looking more likely to score another but unable to make the most of their chances. County are still the team that the chasers are targeting for that last promotion spot and while its unlikely still Athletic have made it possible. As for Athletic things are looking up they just need to keep on winning and see what happens. Eights United 1-3 Martinists Men Eights United suffered a surprising home loss to the Men in an exciting match. United played 3-4-3 and it seemed to be the right formation at first as they scored at the 15 minute mark. Flatland scoring with a volley, however the lack of defensive cover proved more than costly as the Men countered. First Graeme surged past the under manned defense to make it 1-1. Then Johnson twice provided Irving with great service to make it 2-1 then 3-1. The Men always seemed more balanced in the face of United's ultra offensive attack. Their confidence in their own game paid off as they had more chances and crucially converted more of them. This away victory can be seen as a huge scalp. Martinists Men 4-1 Eights United The Men scored the double in triumphant form over United, the Men switched to 3-4-3 sensing a huge win could occur, they were not wrong. Millen started proceedings with a half volley from a Booth corner. Millen scored again in the 2nd half with a close range shot to make it 2-0. Smerud headed United back into it to make it 2-1. However it was United's day, Millen squared a ball for Halliday to left foot in his first goal of the season. Attacker Whale scored his first ever goal to make it 4-1 with a shot that ricocheted in off the post. This was a great double for the Men it puts them in the chasing group and shows they are a force to be reckoned with. For United it was a huge chance missed and they are in trouble of losing their previous momentum. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Eights United 1-3 Martinits Men, great win for the Men huge letdown for United Turned on the Style Award: Veni Vidi Vici, 7 chances and 5 goals wonderful attacking football. Player of the Day: Jasper Crick, Veni Vidi Vici, the 16 year old created 3 goals incredible! Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Discount Viagra 0-3 Veni Vidi Vici, Viagras awful run carries on as Vici does the double on them. Turned on the Style Award: Mcoys Sons, were incredible at home 7 chances 62% possession and 4 goals, superb! Player of the Day: Lawrie Millen, Martinists Men, 2 goals and an assist helped the Men to a great result. Sorry guys for being so lame with the reports will just do awards for tuesdays and a full report for friday tommorow. Still the doubles are now complete

How are you still alive? lol

Liz Lemon (Party) is pretty liberal in her own sexual life.

Can't believe A single man hasn't been nominated for art direction. Firth getting best actor isn't happening but would be classic.

It means it has changed.

Good luck. Congrats on going top in our league btw, what a turn around!

Well Moria deserved to win my players seemed lifeless. My strikers were an extra special dissapointment. Will be hard to bounce back but like Alan Partridge we will give it a go. Our league has just got ultra interesting though Oddy out the relegation zone! lol

An incredible film about the day of a man (Firth) who has just lost his lover and is planning to commit suicide. The best acting I have seen from Firth, the visual style of the film is probably its best feature. Just watch the trailer then go see it I don't want to give to much away but I will be following Tom Ford's future films very closley.

That was awesome.

Eight Single Teams DuDs Baggies 3-2 Soap Box Utd The Baggies fought hard for a great victory against high flying Utd. The Baggies played 3-5-2 against Utd's attacking 3-4-3. Forsyth assisted by Guara put the Baggies ahead early with a close range shot that went through the goalies legs. Utd struck back as Persijn headed the ball powerfully into the back of the net after a quick Broerse cross. The young Utd striker Rainford scored on the break after half time to put Utd into the lead. However the Baggies with their numbers advantage in midfield began to grind away at the Utd defense. Bradding seeing the Utd goalie off line curled one over his head for his first goal of the season making it 2-2. Just minutes later Guara popped up again heading the ball in off the post to give the Baggies a dramatic win. Both the Baggies and Utd's defense was bad in comparison to their attacks but it was Baggies on form and heavily manned midfield that won the day. Soap Box Utd 2-2 DuDs Baggies The rematch of these two sides was nearly as high scoring and just as dramatic. They both kept the same formations but this time it was Utd that took the lead with a Persijn header thumping into the back of the net. Again the Baggies created more overall changes and in the 2nd half it showed, young midfielder Lyall had a magnificent game. He set up two goals via darting runs with pin point crosses, one for Forsyth the other for Shelton. The Baggies looked to be on the verge of a historic double against Utd until Muiren rose above the crowds in injury time to salvage a point for Utd with a well placed header. His 25th goal for the club and a crucial one. Baggies resurrection in this league has been helped no end with this double. While they will be gutted not to gain 6 points 4 is still a great result. For Soap Box a chance to really push for promotion and kill off another teams chances of doing so has been missed. Madpool 3-1 Dysonism F.C Madpool chalked up a substantial win over fellow championship rivals Dysonism in the first of their double games. In an ill tempered opening period of play Dysonism picked up 2 yellow cards then gave away a penalty. Quintal converted it with ease and put Madpool into the lead. Immediately Bakabood hit back for Dysonism with a great Sandford assist. However moments later Dysonism lost key defender Lukiewicz who had to be subbed with a junior player. This counted against them as Madpool pushed forward after the break. Hadley was on great form after the break, scoring a long shot moments after the restart. Then assisting Book who scored a close range shot on 70 minutes. Dysonism will feel unlucky as their attack looked very dangerous at times but Madpool took advantage of injuries and took the win with ease in the end. Dysonism F.C 3-3 Madpool Dysonism and Madpool took part in a thrilling match as Madpool secured a thrilling draw against Dysonism. Madpool played 4-4-2 but looked very threatening in the opening few minutes. In fact they scored twice in the first 10 minutes! Hadley threaded a ball through that Quintal latched onto and sliced in past the goalie. Quintal then stepped up and delivered a wonderful free kick for Carey to volley in. Dysonism seemed in crisis but pulled a crucial goal back before the break when Boland struck in a close range shot. Playing 3-5-2 Dysonism made more chances and converted two more in the 2nd half. Twigg headed in the equalizer then set up Boland for his 2nd as he hit home a screamer on 80 minutes. Dysonism fans chanted insults at Madpool fans but were soon silenced. Hiles took the ball past two players and thumped it past the goalie to score his first goal of the season. A thrilling draw that sees Madpool gain the advantage over their championship rivals and inflict their first loss onto them. Recall United 3-1 Emo Blades Recall United started their tough double off with a impressive victory over Blades who are still struggling with away form. Both teams played 4-4-2 but it was Uniteds midfield that seemed more impressive. Streep lobbed a ball into McCartney who held the ball for a second then hit it in the corner to make it 1-0 to United. However veteran defender Berenger slammed home a free kick to make it 1-1 minutes later. But United seemed to have finally found a flow to their game. They scored via two breakaways the first Deacon found his way past his marker and passed the ball into the corner of the net. Streep then set up another goal hitting a perfectly weighted through ball that Baddeley attached himself to and took past the goalie. United can be well pleased with this win, they had 9 chances to 4 and the Blades looked out of ideas. Emo Blades 2-1 Recall United The Blades and United were the only teams to swap home wins as the Blades won in a more easy manner than the scoreline suggests. The Blades scored the quickest league goal yet in under a minute as Heimdal finding himself with possession decided to unleash a long shot that pinged in off the post! 10 minutes later Zeca made it 2-0 as he lost his marker and side footed a ball past the United goalie. United fought back and in the 21st minute McCartney assisted by Whiteside blasted the ball past a helpless Blades goalie. The game ended with 3 chances each and things looked tense heading into the 2nd half. However after a yellow card worthy tackle United midfielder Zemaj was given a red for arguing with the referee. A utterly immature move by the young midfielder his manager looked furious. United had no more chances as the Blades closed the game off. The only downside was the goalscorer Heimdal picking up a nasty injury. A good result for United on balance but they could have had so much more and boy do they need more! Jaffa Munchers 0-0 Tin Can Club The Munchers ended a bad losing streak with a dramatic but frustrating home draw against Tin Can Club. Munchers played 5-4-1 but looked unable to find that finishing blow needed to score any goals, as McAnuff became isolated up front. Tin Can Club also seemed to lack real firepower against the Munchers 5 man defense. The game was a bad tempered one with two injuries and 5 yellow cards with 2 of them being for Viveiros who was sent off for two bad tackles. The Munchers dominated possession but it was to no avail their tactics seemed skewered. They badly needed a win but Tin Can Club came out with the better result. Tin Can Club 2-0 Jaffa Munchers Sensing their poor attack from the first game the Munchers switched to 4-4-2 but the strategy backfired as Tin Can Club took the win. With their own defense looking good Tin Can Club pushed forward and the Munchers gave away a penalty after 15 minutes. Unnarsson made no mistakes and fooled the goalie into diving the wrong way. Munchers lack of discipline cost them again as defender Elias was booked again for reckless play and sent off in the 2nd half. The winning goal soon followed Einersen headed a looping ball home. Tin Can Club end a bad run themselves and this double will be satisfactory to them. The Munchers got their tactics wrong twice and had discipline issues, they will not be happy with this double. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Madpool 3-1 Dysonism F.C, first loss for Dysonism, Madpool look like real promotion hunters with this result. Turned on the Style Award: Recall United, have struggled to get things right this season, but did so with style in their first double game. Player of the Day: Oswald Streep, Recall United, created two chances and was a key player in a free flowing United side. Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Tin Can Club 2-0 Jaffa Munchers, Tin Can Club keep out of trouble with a key victory. Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C, didn't win but played a really stylish game with 8 chances and 3 goals. Player of the Day: Margrott Lyall, DuDs Baggies, with two assists helped his team get a great draw.

Tidy result didn't expect anything that good.

Sorry for lameness lost my weekend to some drunk times and work. So have finally got the lower league report from ages ago just in award form. Have doubles for top league. Will pair other doubles with reports from tommorows games. Martinists Men 2-0 Complete Domstercool Veni Vidi Vici 2-0 Eights United Discount Viagra 3-5 Ten Plus Win Cubic County 1-4 Mcoys Sons Analysis Most Important Result: Cubic County 1-4 Mcoys Sons, the Sons are now surely dead certs to be promoted! Turned on the Style Award: Ten Plus Win, glorious win for Ten Plus Win. Player of the Day: Sota Terada, Ten Plus Win, 4 goals a incredible game for the captain. My name is the NE Report I need me 8 teams We're gonna be dropped into the double header We're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only. Making great matches. The Sixty Fourthers 2-0 AFC Rez Rabies The Sixty Fourthers chalked up a deserved victory in the first of the double matches against Rabies. Rabies played 3-5-2 against the 64s 4-5-1 so it was a midfield battle. The 64s had the edge in the first half with 4 chances to 2. Yaketi broke the deadlock as he headed the 64s ahead just before 70 minutes. Kamal broke away from the Rabies defense just before the end of the game to make it 2-0. It was an interesting match with the 64s seeming to be lacking firepower again. One wonders what would have happened if the Rabies had played 4-4-2 and had a more secure defense. In the end 64s midfield won the battle for possession and they chalked up yet another home win as Rabies are brought back to reality after their mighty victory over Rovers. AFC Rez Rabies 2-0 The Sixty Fourthers Rabies returned the favor to the 64s by beating them 2-0 at home. The 64s switched to 4-4-2 while Rabies kept 3-5-2 as their formation. Rabies had a big midfield advantage, in the first half things were close. However in the 2nd half Rabies began to get a lot of chances. Wiberg hit in a low shot for his 4th goal of the season to put the 64s ahead. Yaketi who was important in the first game was badly injured and limped off as the 64s looked worried. Hilmersson scored a rare goal as Baptista threaded in a ball for the advancing defender. Rabies held any chance of a 64s attack off and ended the game with a crucial 3 points. The two teams are now within a point of each other fighting to avoid the last relegation spot. After this even contest which one will finish ahead of the other. Noodle Esporte Clube 0-2 Secret United Secret United scored a massive win signaling perhaps a changing of fortunes for these two teams. The first half was nervy with both teams testing each other out, however the 2nd half Uniteds star players came to the fore. MacCalman teased Noodles defenders and then lobbed the ball in to a well placed Brusling who smashed in a wonder goal. Noodle had no response ready and looked deflated and not a team who were top of the table a few games ago. United finished the game off as MacCalman delivered another wonderful ball that Noel right footed in to the corner. This was a massive win for Secret United and a real momentum killer for Noodle. Secret United fully deserved the win. Secret United 4-1 Noodle Esporte Clube Secret United completed the double over Noodle with an emphatic home win. Crowley found Helder for his first ever goal for United as he took it past the goalie and slotted it home. Noodle looked better but United were always going to go for the win. Brusling hit a screaming shot in on 62 minutes that ricocheted in off the bar, his 50th goal for United. Batistuta hit in his own long range shot securing his 5th goal of the season and making the game competitive again. However with Noodles goalie having a nightmare of a game United were the easy eventual winners. Crowley curled in a beauty after being set up by Brusling. Two minutes later Brusling found the head of Hoover to make it 4-1. Noodle were simply unable to deal with the star quality of Secret Untied. Noodle after these two games have been in free fall mode and are now 5th in the table. While United's season has been resurrected from being in the relegation zone to now being 2nd! Battlestar Odwinica 0-2 Essex Elites The Elites won a great victory against an Odwinica side that has been difficult to beat at times. The Elites knew this and played 3-4-3 going right after Odwinica and their tough defense. The Elites dominated the start of the game and Marples headed in his 8th goal of the season to make it 1-0. Odwinica got back into the match in the 2nd half and were awarded a penalty as an Elites defender handled the ball in his box. Passoni stepped up to take it hit it right but Hagersten pushed it onto the bar then it was headed behind by an Elites defender. In form midfielder Ling headed a ball in with a couple of minutes to go to seal the win. Odwinica had their chance but missed it, for the Elites this was a great victory they seemed to have turned a corner and look ready to keep on going up the table. Essex Elites 0-1 Battlestar Odwinica Battlestar Odwinica caused a shock gaining their first victory of the season with an away win against the Elites. After the first game Odwinica switched to an ultra defensive 5-3-2 formation. Odwinica dominated chances in the first half but couldn't beat the Elites defense. In the 2nd half the Elites hit back but with a man down and Odwinica's sterling defensive work they couldn't craft any real chances. The game looked like it could be heading to a 0-0 draw until Passooni made up for his penalty miss last game by curling in a beauty of a free kick. The away crowd went wild, Odwinica held out and scored their first win in the league with this great away win. Barring a string of wins Odwinica are still going down but to earn this win is a landmark moment in this club that is only in its 3rd season. The Elites will feel disappointed they could have been 2nd with a win but are now 4th and their position in the league is uncertain. Happenstance FC 1-4 Haden United Happenstance are having a rotten season and things took a turn for the worse as in the first of the doubles games they crashed to a horrific away loss against United. Playing 4-3-3 United went after the jugular early on, Weesle who has been on great form scored the first goal breaking away from the Happenstance defense. Dinsdale set up Agostini for the 2nd before half time at this point the match already looked over. Durov then assisted with two goals, the first a close range shot by Headon then a 2nd for Weesle as he volleyed the ball home from a corner. Burnell headed the ball in to get Happenstance a conciliation but that is all it was. To make things worse star striker Phingphaew was injured before the end of the game, Happenstance star midfielder Kono also got injured in the game. Happenstance looked unequal to the task as United's attacking forces had a field day picking up a crucial win. Haden United 2-0 Happenstance FC This was quite predictable after the first result. United played 4-4-2 this time while Happenstance switched to 4-3-3. Swapping formations didn't change the final result as United with an extra midfield player dominated chances made with 8-2. Again Weesle and Durov were on fine form. Durov scored his 3rd of the season as he hit in a deflected shot before half time. In the 2nd half Weesle secured the win curling in a long range shot his 8th of the season. Happenstance had nothing to offer in return and looked a deflated side. They have now lost their last 5 games and sit bottom in the table after this double. Relegation seems a certainty, as for Haden United after a few bad games they are top and right back in the title mix with Secret United and Roostophe Rovers. Week 1 Analysis Most Important Result: Noodle Esporte Clube 0-2 Secret United, important win turning of the tide in the league? Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, devastating play by a team back in attacking form. Player of the Day: Davy MacCalman, Secret United, 2 assists and superb overall midfield performance. Week 2 Analysis Most Important Result: Essex Elites 0-1 Battlestar Odwinica, Odwinica's first win puts a major spanner in the Elites season. Turned on the Style Award: Secret United, complete the double in fine style. Player of the Day: Noa Brusling, Secret United, the veteran midfielder is still proving to be possibly the best player in the league.

With like relatives or something? That would be a interesting conversation lol

IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!

It can be a bitch of a game at times. Looking at your team it seems you have a good structure to it. If I were you I would lower win bonuses forget about promotion and really get that average form up for the change report. 11 average is not good make sure players under 25 especially have a good average form say 13-14 at least.

Things are looking good the balance between youth and experience is working out well. Scary but fun times ahead!

Vietnam burns and me I sprun Xpert Xpert! Johnson giggles and me I wiggle Xpert Xpert! Napalm runs and me I gun Xpert Xpert! Cities die and I cry Xpert Xpert! Emo Blades 1-0 Jaffa Munchers The Blades gained a close but deserved victory over the Munchers as they closed in on the promotion spots. Both teams played 4-4-2 but the Blades looked vastly superior in midfield in the 1st half. They created 6 chances to 0 and had 65% of possession. However the Munchers defense and goalie were on fine form repelling the Blades at every opportunity. Young midfielder Dent was badly injured for the Blades in the 1st half and will be back at the end of the month. In the 2nd half the Munchers closed down the Blades attacks, and while their midfield and attack failed to make any sort of an impact, the Munchers were looking to gain a point. The Blades seemed out of ideas until Heimdal volleyed in a corner in injury time for his first goal of the season. The Blades who have struggled to score at times were ecstatic with the win. For the Munchers they were so close to getting their season back on track. Soap Box Utd 2-0 Silverdale Hotpot Soap Box kept their double promotion fairy tale going with a good win at home against Silverdale. The first half was goalless as both sides seemed to test each other not having many chances either way. The breakthrough came in the 2nd half when Bose threaded a ball through for Hoogeveen to slot into the top right hand corner. Siverdale's attack wasn't good enough to break down Utd's impressive defense. Part of the reason it was so impressive was Utd defender and captain Alflen who had his best ever game and shot in a blistering free kick to make it 2-0. Utd deserved the win and have gone into the double in 2nd place and ready to mount a charge for the top league. Silverdale are now in relegation trouble and have to sit out the doubles and hope the 2nd half of the season is more successful for them. Recall United 0-1 DuDs Baggies The Baggies further increased their survival chances with a vital win against Recall United. Recall took on a very defensive pose 5-3-2 against the Baggies attacking 3-4-3 formation. United had more chances in the 1st half however their attack was yet again substandard. Playing youth striker Gers ahead of better players in such a vital match seemed a puzzling decision. The Baggies 3 man defense seemed more than secure and the Baggies tried to see if there was anything in it for them. Making 4 chances in the 2nd half they converted one, Elliot passed to Shelton who smashed in a long range effort. While Uniteds defense had been good the Baggies extra player really helped them to find that vital goal. For the first time the Baggies are out of the relegation zone and look to push on after their poor start. For United things seem to be going from bad to worse. Dysonism F.C 1-0 Tin Can Club Dysonism edged a victory against Tin Can Club in a ill tempered game. Dysonism scored first when Stenholm lobbed the Tin Can Club defense and found Boland who hit it past the goalie. Playing 4-5-1 Tin Can Club struggled to convert any chances they made. In the 2nd half they made 3 chances to Dysonism's 1 but were unable to make any of them count. The game took a nasty turn in the 2nd half as 5 yellow cards were handed out. At the end of the game a Dysonism player was sent off for a 2nd yellow card and Stenholm was badly tackled resulting in a serious injury. It was an important win for Dysonism who keep their championship momentum up. Tin Can Club lacked firepower and are now starting to lose some pace from the league leaders. Analysis Most Important Result: Recall United 0-1 DuDs Baggies, Baggies starting to gain some momentum? A great result. Turned on the Style Award: Soap Box Utd, a quiet set of games but Soap Box Utd was able to retain some style in the league. Player of the Day: Jordi Alflen, Soap Box Utd, vital again, a goal and great defensive leadership. Lower league tommorow. Then doubles over the weekend-Monday hopefully!

Damn I feel bad for you after your last season How is your training going? Try and get your youth up to speed this season. Maybe bring another one or two youth players in and swap them for other older players of the same skill. I sure other NE Xpert players would have some better advice for you. I'd dump Warrington if I were you.

I think I for once really got my tactics spot on. Things are starting to look pretty good although having to face the Elites again soon is scary.

And now here they are the most daredevil group of Xpert Players who ever played their teams in the Whacky N Europe Leagues. Haden United 0-0 Essex Elites Haden United and the Elites both seemed to lack a winning spark as they played out a goalless drab draw. Playing a youth side United looked underpowered in attack and midfield and created 0 chances in a game that saw the home crowd becoming very frustrated. The United of 4-3 wins against Rovers was not here today, as for the Elites they made 3 chances but their attack could not convert anything. That is all there is to say about the match, a good result for the Elites the first time they have ever got a point from United in 5 games. United could have topped the table but with their focus on youth this season are lacking cutting edge. Secret United 1-1 Battlestar Odwinica Another draw and another point for Odwinica away from home. Secret United were also playing youth like Haden Untied and Odwinica had more chances in the 1st half and were looking to capitalize.3-4-3 left United vulnerable at the back and Odwinica scored a shock goal a minute after the restart. Groves volleyed in his 1st goal of the season from a Malmsteen corner. United seemed desperate to push forward and Odwinicas defense pushed them back again and again. However in the 74th minute United were given a controversial penalty. Brusling stood up to take it and it was only going one way, right into the back of the net. United however could not score again and this will be seen as a bad result for them. Their youth Hennigan was also badly injured in injury time. United slip into the relegation zone but have a crucial double against Noodle coming up, Odwinica still look like they are going down unless they can do the double against the Elites. Anything can happen! AFC Rez Rabies 8-4 Roostophe Rovers Every now and then. Once upon a time. Hmm don't know how to start this report. Wow. I think that may do it. With Rabies rapidly falling down the table and Rovers seemingly back on top form no-one could have predicted this. Rabies played a 3-4-3 against a Rovers 3-5-2, Rabies daring paid dividends. The first half was a feisty affair, the captain Hallerstrom score first for Rabies with a close range effort before Rovers hit back with a sweetly struck Mazzoleni goal. Hallerstrom curled in a marvelous free kick 2 minutes later. Rabies seemed to be holding out until Tartara whacked in a ferocious long range effort. After the break Rabies came out no holds barred and were magnificent, sensing that Rovers defense was on the back foot they went after them full throttle. Messiah put Rabies back in the lead soon after the restart with a close range shot. A minute after this Rabies had a penalty but a nervous Wiberg blasted it high. The Rabies fans feared what might come next however Hallerstrom sent the goalie the wrong way with a outside curling freekick directly into the net. Utter disaster stuck Rovers moments later as Sakurai the youth Rovers defender was given a direct red for stopping a Wiberg break away. Now with a 2 man defense Rovers were on their knees. Wiberg scored via another break away on 81 minutes, but Rovers hit back with a Sheldon shot making it 5-3. The game was now frantic, Wiberg scored with another breakway mere minutes later! Mazzoleni hit back with a diving header 2 minutes after this to make it 6-4! The crowd were in shock but then Gladh scored to make it 7-4 and finally Wiberg got his hat-trick with a incredible bicycle kick to make it 8-4! This game was the most incredible spectacle that the report has ever witnessed. It was the finest hour of Rabies squad as they scored 8 goals half of their current seasons tally in 1 game. Rovers seem to lurch from unstoppable glory to crisis mode and this is definitely the latter. An incredible game one for the archives. Noodle Esporte Clube 2-2 The Sixty Fourthers The 64s clawed their first away point to deny Noodle going top of the league in the wake of Rovers loss. Kamal scored his first goal this season after 6 minutes as he was given the ball by Gobady dodged past two Noodle defenders and took it past the goalie to make it 1-0. However Noodle were so creative making 7 chances in the 1st half and converted one before the end of the half. Morais headed in a close range goal to get Noodle back into the game. In the 2nd half the goal scorer and talented defender Morais was badly injured and took no further part in the game. However Noodle looked determined to go on without him. Batistuta headed in a diving header to make it 2-1 as Noodle seemed to be on a roll. Osman the 64s attacker was given a second yellow on 80 minutes as he put his hands up to block the ball. Noodle fans seemed to have the win but somehow 64s 1 man attack scored in the 92 minute. Gobady hit a cross in for Kamal to head in off the bar. Noodle fans sank as their chance to go top again was snatched at the last second. A huge point and confidence boost for the 64s. Analysis Most Important Result: AFC Rez Rabies 8-4 Roostophe Rovers, really needed to ask? Incredible boost for Rabies in an immense game. Turned on the Style Award: AFC Rez Rabies, again 8 goals against Rovers wow. Player of the Day: Rudolf Hallerstrom, AFC Rez Rabies, a hat trick and an assist part of this incredible event. Will try and get other reports for lower leagues tommorow. Doubles will come together so don't expect them till after Tuesday good luck for tommorow guys!