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177 games! Damn thats incredible.

The last double report! They have been such fun. I do have some catching up to do so expect to see more single reports asap! Enjoy! Soap Box Utd 2-0 Made of Win Soap Box strode do a predictable win as they are handed perhaps the easiest double of all the title contenders. Soap Box played a mixture of youth and old school talent as they faced off against a managerless Made of Win. However they struggled to score a opener creating only 1 chance in the first half compared to 2 chances formed by Made of Win! Bose however who was dominant in midfield launched a cross in that Heerkens headed in powerfully much to the relief of the home fans. Made of Win lost the will to fight and Heerkens headed in another just before the game ended to make it 2-0. It was not the slaughter everyone thought it might be but was a comfortable win for Soap Box Utd none the less. Soap Box went away feeling confident that they would complete the double. Made of Win 0-3 Soap Box Utd And complete it they did, in style as well as they gained 5 goals for their GD total by putting 3 past Made of Win in the 2nd leg of this double. This time a goal came quickly as yet again Made of Win conceded a headed goal with Bose swinging a cross in that Muiren headed home. The 2nd half saw the game open up more as Made of Win began to fall apart again. Muiren found a way behind the Made of Win defense and easily scored in the 1 on 1 situation. Heerkens wasn't the star of the show this time around but did head in a last minute goal to put his name on the score sheet again. An easy couple of victories for Soap Box who professionally picked up the 6 points and carried on their fight for the title. Eights United 0-0 Completed Domstercool This match could well be a contestant for the most boring match in the Reports history. While both teams had players booked giving the match some action, there was virtually no chances in the whole match. To be more precise there was 1 chance in the entire match that fell to Domstercool. However Domstercool was playing their customary 4-5-1 formation that left their striker Mansell (who has yet to score a goal this season) all by himself up front. He squandered the half chance and the game fell back into an awful lackluster affair with both teams lacking any attacking drive. The top performers for both teams were players in defense. The home and away fans left the match early and expected more from the follow up. Complete Domstercool 0-2 Eights United This match was a much more entertaining affair as Eights United obviously attentive to what happened last game went after Domstercool with a strong attacking spirit. Playing an extremely youthful defense Domstercool seemed vulnerable and Eights United struck out as Gjermundsen headed in the first goal of his career to give United the lead. Domstercools only strength their midfield was given a death blow as Richards slapped an opposing player landing himself a straight red card. United piled on the chances ending up with 7 chances to 0 from Domstercool. Flatland who hasn't had the best season so far fired home a magnificent long range effort to make it 2 and give United an assured win. Eights United looked much more impressive than Domstercool and will want to this double as a springboard to finish ahead of Domstercool and be ready for the promotion race next season. Recall United 2-0 Discount Viagra Recall United left it late to beat fellow promotion rivals Discount Viagra. Playing 5-4-1 United had no problems fending off Viagra's two chances during the match. Their midfield led by Hollingdale also was a great creative force making 8 chances. Viagra's attack had been hurt by an early injury to the captain Ewing. United's attack was obviously at a slight disadvantage of its own as it relied solely on one man. However the one man, McCartney delivered as he wrong footed a Viagra defender and beat the goalie 1 on 1 on 77 minutes. He later headed the goal in dramatic style with a diving effort, to make it 2-0 at 89 minutes. United always looked the better side and are notching up wins left right and center now. The return leg will be an interesting one to see if Viagra can strike back. Discount Viagra 1-3 Recall United United completed the double in a brutal at times violent match which will live long in the memory of both sides. Viagra switched to 4-3-3 against United's 5-4-1 system to try and score some goals this time around. However one of their attackers Rioch was barged over in the opening exchanges and stretched off after only 4 minutes. United had a stronger midfield at their disposal and made plenty of chances. One of them led to a penalty that Hollingdale easily dispatched to make it 1-0. Moments later Whiteside hit in a free kick from the edge of the box, shooting it in under a jumping wall for the 2nd. Ewing was back for this game and found space and hit the ball in just as the 2nd half restarted. However on 77 minutes as it looked like the game could go either way, the inexperienced Viagra defender Pitcher launched a horrific double footed tackle into Philbin who writhed around in agony. Several United players had to be pulled away from the scene as they confronted Pitcher who was given a straight red. Philbin was stretchered off and will be out for some time. McCartney took advantage of Viagra being a man down and hit a goal in off the post to give United a hard fought win. This double could be crucial for United who have really found some form recently and look strong contenders for promotion. For Viagra they are still in the fight but were not up to the task in the double and made some real errors in their home game. Dudezz 1-5 Jaffa Munchers Dudezz sadly look to be another abandoned team but got off to a flying start against the Munchers as Hassall smacked in a long range shot on the 17 minute mark. However Munchers were clearly out to win the game playing 4-3-3. McAnuff bundled home a close range effort to make it 1-1 at half time. After the restart Munchers exploded making another 6 chances compared to only 2 in the first half. McAnuff hit another one in with a long range effort this time, a variation of both goal scorers (with goals coming from midfield and defensive players) as well as types of goals (headers long range efforts and breakaways) sealed a impressive 2nd half for the Munchers. Their attack was just way to much for the hopeless Dudezz defense and abysmal goalie. Munchers are looking like they are going to get promoted more and more every game. Jaffa Munchers 2-0 Dudezz Munchers eased to the double with two 2nd half goals as they again beat the managerless Dudezz. One may ask why the Munchers did not go for more goals as they are battling Soap Box Utd for GD. But instead of an attacking formation they decided to give a range of players in midfield and defense some experience and played 4-4-2. Dudezz held out until the 63rd minute when Gabso headed a cross in to the back of the net. Minutes later Haky lobbed the goalie who had come out to clear a cross. After a rocky start to the season this double has cemented the Munchers as not just a promotion contender but a team that could put real pressure on Soap Box Utd. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Dudezz 1-5 Jaffa Munchers, Munchers needed to win this and won it in such style their GD got a great bonus. Turned on the Style Award: Jaffa Munchers, completely destroyed their opponents 5 goals away from home is quite the achievement. Player of the Day: Drew McCartney, Recall United, nice couple of goals helped his side beat promotion rivals Viagra. Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Discount Viagra 1-3 Recall United, great completion of the double by United gives them a huge boost in the promotion race. Turned on the Style Award: Recall United, 8 chances made was the difference between them and Viagra in a brutal match. Player of the Day: Rex Hollingdale, helped dominate the midfield battle and scored a goal great effort.

You should have played 4-3-3 man I was there for the taking with my troubles! In a non gay taking that is.

Somehow scraped a draw but 64s like always killed one of my players its literally every match! My form is so low I am going to have to limp to the finish line.

I think it could be Dyson actually. He has literally tons of money! Maybe this is his goodbye present take everyone down! lol Oh thank god the offers are rolling in for my new youth player I so so need the cash for training after this dirty trick.

Soon Oh godamnit I got dirty tricked horrifically. I have the power to turn dirty tricks off as admin! I think Im going to dirty trick Secret in retaliation then turn them off hahahaha, then turn them back on for a second and do it again lol. Ok that would be cheating but damn my team are dead you son of a William Wallace. So apparently Moria says it wasn't him. Who was it! Who ran me over damnit! Cube and Domstercool do either of you want a friendly on Christmas Day? I badly need to get my form up I will go away but I can't have my players not playing.

Sin City is in no way crappy.

I just don't get why people come in and post negative stuff about someone who has died. There are no rules barring the forum ones. I find it immature but I'm not going to get into an argument about it as the lines of text you post will be to long to read!

Why would you post and thank a post where a young woman has died bored or something? Anyway really tragic that she died so young. Wow she was in Frasier should track that episode down.

The next Double! DuDs Baggies 0-1 Silverdale Hotpot DuDs Baggies suffered a blow in the first of the double matches as they fell to an away lost against Silverdale Hotpot. Both teams played 4-4-2 and things started well for the Baggies in the first half as they created 3 chances to none. However Silverdale's defense and goalie were on top form and kept chance after chance out. Just as the half restarted Caskey who is a bit of a free kick specialist looped a beautiful shot into the right hand corner of the Baggies goal. The game opened up some more in the 2nd half but the Baggies just couldn't make an impact. Silverdale had one more chance but were happy to hold back. These two teams are fighting between the top tier and the relegation zone at the moment. The next game in the double will be very interesting. Silverdale Hotpot 2-0 DuDs Baggies Silverdale completed the double over the Baggies to move up the league as they won an impressive game against a disappointing Baggies. Silverdale played 3-5-2 and made more chances than the Baggies. Caskey struck again agains the Baggies as he headed in an early goal to give Silverdale some momentum. Baggies made some chances but Silverdales defense even with 3 people in it was better than Baggies 4 man defense. This defense also gave away a penalty that Hope converted for his first goal of the season. Baggies looked underpowered and made no more chances, Silverdale had a couple of players taken off through injuries but held out for the win. This has been a huge boost to Silverdales season and a big blow to Baggies as they failed to really threaten Silverdales counter attacking approach. AFC Rez Rabies 2-0 Emo Blades Rabies won a hard hitting match against the Blades as both teams suffered injuries. Stigsson the Blades defender was badly injured and replaced by Kruzen the Blades back up goalie! As you could imagine this weakened the Blades defense badly. Rabies were awarded a penalty soon after which they converted to make it 1-0. Carmont a Rabies defender was also badly injured but luckily Rabies had a defender ready to replace him. Zaca limped off in the 2nd half putting an end to Blades chances of a fightback which looked slim already as Soder performed incredibly in defense for Rabies. Rabies playing 4-3-3 looked threatening every time they came forward and made it 2-0 in the 4th minute of stoppage time as Gladh slammed it in assisted by Soder. Emo Blades 1-1 AFC Rez Rabies The Blades salvaged something from the double clash of two former top league teams as they held Rabies to a 1-1 draw. Blades star Zeca again was injured this time more seriously after 19 minutes. Rabies played 3-4-3 and scored just before half time when Winblad headed the ball in the back of the net. However new signing Agirre nodded in his first goal for the club a minute before the whistle was blown for half time. Blades had more chances in the 2nd half but without Zeca failed to put any past a weakened Rabies defense. It ended 1-1 which suited Rabies far more than the Blades. Rabies seem a team transformed with an attacking style of play replacing their old defensive mentality and are almost certainties for promotion unless something goes badly wrong soon. Blades will be unhappy with 1 point from this double and are looking like they could be in for a struggle to stay in the league. Mcoys Sons 3-3 Cubic County This double had the potential to bury one side and resurrect another as both of these sides have had an awful start to the season. The first game was an incredible one Sons decided to play 3-5-2 and try and dominate possession. This strategy seemed to work firstly as Jbil broke away from Countys defense and whacked in the 1st goal. However the Sons 3 men at the back were woefully exposed as County went on the attack after the restart. Norcott headed in twice against the poor Sons back 3, to add to this Maupas who played very well, lifted in a free kick that Waller touched home. The Sons did not panic as Heckinbottom swung in a beauty of a corner for Harris to head home 3 minutes after the 3rd County goal. The County defense looked very unsure of itself as Sons pushed forward with chance after chance. It seemed County were going to steal a famous victory until with a minute to go Heckinbottom lobbed the County defense with a through ball that young star Gaye attached himself onto. The home crowd held their breath but Gaye did not disappoint and took it past the goalie to make it 3-3. Sons had more chances but left themselves vulnerable to a vicious County attack after the half with only 3 defenders. On balance the result was both a thrilling and fair one. Cubic County 2-2 Mcoys Sons The rematch between these two teams was another incredible encounter although again the drama was in the 2nd half. County defender Hewitt suffered a nasty injury in the 1st half, however apart from this there were few chances and not much drama to speak about. Sons played 4-4-2 this time around maybe more aware of their defensive problems in the last game. County however were on the attack with a 4-3-3 formation. This seemed to give the Sons more chances and they made the most of this situation scoring 2 early in the 2nd half. Harris shooting from close range for the first and Jbil curling in a free kick for the 2nd. Heckinbottom helped control midfield for the Sons with a great performance but soon County were on the fightback. Gould teased it past the Sons defense and beat the goalie 1 on 1 for his 1st goal of the season. However the Sons midfield was a force to be reckoned with and County chances were very slim. 3 minutes into injury time a desperate cross found the head of a diving Ashby who headed home the 45th goal of his long County career to rapturous cheers. In the end then the double was a thrilling 5-5 combined draw, this may have in some ways condemned both sides to relegation instead of just one but we will see. What is true is that the matches were a great spectacle for the neutral. Noodle Esporte Clube 2-1 Battlestar Odwinica Noodle earned an important victory over Odwinica in the first of their double. Both teams played 4-4-2 and seemed each others equals in a tense first half which saw few chances. As the 2nd half began Noodle scored a quick double blow that gave them a huge advantage. Firstly Zakay headed in his 2nd goal of the season after being subbed on. Then moments later Barros hit in a close range shot to make it 2-0 on 50 minutes. Chances flowed for both teams but each sides attack seemed less impressive than their defense and more goals seemed unlikely. However creative force Collin teed up Gullian on the edge of the box who thumped home a beauty of a shot to make it 2-1. Regardless Noodle held out and made sure they got themselves a much needed victory over high flying Odwinica. Battlestar Odwinica 1-1 Noodle Esporte Clube Odwinica failed to beat Noodle who were good value for their draw as yet again both clubs played 4-4-2 and were pretty much each others equals. Vicente headed Noodle ahead in the 1st half, this was a blow to Odwinica who from this moment forward were chasing Noodle. Odwinica had to wait till just after the 2nd half before they created a response. Collin yet again created a goal this time for Tate who curled in a wonderful long range shot. Both midfield's closed each other down from this point and chances were a commodity that no one seemed to have. Odwinicas bad run carries on as Noodle really came out of this double the best. Both these teams were very closely matched but it was Noodle who came out on top. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: DuDs Baggies 0-1 Silverdale Hotpot, Silverdale start the double week off with a great away victory over their rivals the Baggies. Turned on the Style Award: Mcoys Sons, played with supreme style was a joy to watch, sadly their defense did not match their attack. Player of the Day: Jez Heckinbottom, Mcoys Sons, inspired his team to gain a draw when they were at their lowest ebb. Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Cubic County 2-2 Mcoys Sons, could this be the result were both teams fail to break away and doom themselves to relegation? We will see. Turned on the Style Award: Cubic County, yet again great attacking play but are in the relegation zone because they can't match this up front. Player of the Day: Virgil Caskey, Silverdale Hotpot, scored in both games and helped in the 2nd one via a great opening header.

Will do the other two double reports this weekend then this report on Monday. Oh man a victory but this is getting really tight. My form is becoming an issue now my players seem to be losing it big time eating all their christmas chocolates

Thanks amended! It was originally for me btw I'm not a sicko lol, I copy and paste the awards from old reports before filling in new info into them to make my job easier. Had a dirty tricker sent after my team sadly. He met a sticky end.

Double Specials! First up Top League Secret United 2-0 Tin Can Club United mixed youth and experience to gain a win over winless Tin Can Club and keep their title charge momentum going. Tin Can Club playing 4-3-3 tried to take on United with offense but this backfired slightly. United's midfield duo of Brusling and MacCalman was to much for Tin Can Club to handle. Heinze was also impressive and struck home his 14th goal of his time at United. United pressed home their midfield advantage in the 2nd half by heading home a Hoover corner. Sadly for Tin Can Club their 3 strikers while having numerous chances all performed below standard and were unable to make an impact. United are on a roll and take momentum with them into the 2nd match. Tin Can Club 0-3 Secret United Secret United scored a double victory over Tin Can Club as they played with more style away than they did at home. Surprisingly Tin Can Club stuck with a 4-3-3 formation and this time the result was much graver. 11 chances to 2 in United's favor with United earning 65% of the possession. Brusling who if rumours are to believed may soon be departing United fed MacCalman an in swinging ball that was headed home. Rafaelinho who missed the first game smacked in a beauty minutes later to make it 2-0. Brusling then added to the tally with a goal on 74 minutes. United were fully deserving and sadly Tin Can Clubs attack was even weaker than the last game. United take this momentum forward to the title race while this double defeat leaves Tin Can Club needing a miracle to stay up. Madpool 1-4 Haden United Haden United rallied in the last 10 minutes of this game that looked to be heading towards a draw. Murray hit a goal that went in off the post after just 3 minutes to give Madpool a shock lead, however Weesle with a vicious strike hit home his first goal of the season in fine style to make it 1-1. Both teams were unable to create many chances as the game moved on but suddenly a tired Madpool seemed to fall apart in the last moments of the game. Agostini scored twice within minutes then young midfielder Durov slammed home a long range shot that was teed up by Marconossi. Madpool were in no position to respond and fell to a bitter defeat at home. Haden United 2-1 Madpool Madpool nearly gave United a bloody nose in a close encounter that again saw Madpool take an early lead. Ullathorpe headed past new United signing Paschetta to make it 1-0 to Madpool who adopted an attacking 4-3-3 formation. United adopted the same formation and struck back with a Marconossi close range shot assisted by Durov returning the favor from their last game together. Madpool seemed a much more organized unit this time around but it was one mistake that cost them. A bad challenge gave United a penalty that Headon slotted home for the 47th goal of his long career at United. Madpool held together but could only block more goals and did not create any more chances. Like Tin Can Club things look bad for Madpool but they acquitted themselves very well in the double against the league leaders, especially in the away match. Happenstance 3-0 Dysonism F.C Happenstance won a in style against a defensively weak Dysonism team. Playing 3-5-2 Dysonism gained more possession but were vulnerable to Happenstance attacks especially from their current in form striker Phingphaew. Phingphaew smacked in a long shot after literally 1 minute. Burbage then set Phingphaew up for another two goals before half time. McCulloch had a stirling match as goalie and Dysonism had no chance to hit back. Happenstance's victory takes him above both Dysonism and Roostophe Rovers as well as out of the relegation zone. A superb victory for a side that has seemed to have found some rhythm recently. Dysonism F.C 0-4 Happenstance FC Happenstance completed another double in the league as they racked up an incredible 4-0 victory to take them to 4th place while Dysonism fall to the relegation zone. Again sporting a 3-5-2 formation, Dysonism's defense was the worst the report can ever remember. All of Dysonism's defensive players performed under par. Despite the 5 midfielders Happenstance created way more chances with 9 against 2. Dysonism's defense was caught on the break 3 times as Spajic, Phingphaew and Edwards all found a way past it. Spajic added another with a shot that spinned into the back of the net from outside the box. This double has probably been Happenstance's best moment in the current season and gives them a superb base to survive and thrive for the rest of the season. For Dysonism the team is really looking unbalanced now and the manager has to take a charge after this aggregate 7-0 loss. The Sixty Fourthers 4-1 Roostophe Rovers The two title contenders of last season have had a season that may have disappointed so far. However the 64s have been in a better position so far and proved this with an opening 4-1 victory against the Rovers. Playing their new customary 4-5-1 formation the 64s got off to a great start as young future star Kurdi who started as captain, scored from the spot then set a goal up in the first 6 minutes. Monington set up Mazzoleni to give Rovers some hope before the half ended. However Rovers defense was not ready for the 64s onslaught Rikabi and Gobady got one each to make it 4-1. 64s move to within a point of the 3rd place Elites while Rovers seem to be in more trouble. Roostophe Rovers 1-0 The Sixty Fourthers Roostophe Rovers got revenge in the double as they played 3-5-2 to the 64s 5-4-1. However this time the Rovers defense this time was ready for the 64s attack. The midfield battle was a tight one with 5 yellow cards and only 2 chances for the Rovers and 4 for the 64s. It was Grabinski who in his 1st game of the season that broke away from the 64s defense and softly touched it past the 64s goalie. The Rovers move out of the relegation zone thanks to Dysonism's problems and the 64s find themselves in 5th dropping below Happenstance FC. Rovers did well to recover after their earlier defeat by the 64s and with this result got their 2nd victory of the season and hopefully for them a fresh start. Analysis Week 1 Most Important Result: Happenstance FC 3-0 Dysonism F.C, game changer for Happenstance heats the relegation race up. Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, 4 chances out of 5 scored great offensive play. Thanks DuD! Player of the Day: Thanit Phingphaew, Happenstance FC, proved his worth to his manager with a awesome hat trick lets hope he sticks around unlike Ronaldo! Analysis Week 2 Most Important Result: Tin Can Club 0-3 Secret United, United keep the pressure up as Tin Can Club look certain to go down. Turned on the Style Award: Happenstance F.C, 4 goals and 9 chances away from home superb by Happenstance again. Player of the Day: Noa Brusling, Secret United, Brusling may be out of the team soon but he is giving them gifts before his departure, great goal and assist.

Oh ok that makes sense it must have been a name change that I approved. Er oh dear god at your win bonus mistake lol! You don't win the win bonus. That is what you invest into the match to make your team perform better. Sorry to laugh but that is pretty funny. Still you do have your uber win streak to show for it even if you are out of pocket now.

I approved your new name Rez but it hasn't changed as of typing I swear Maddog to Madpool changed immediately. If it doesn't change again maybe I clicked something wrong? Congrats on your win streak btw looks like you will be back in the uber league in no time!

Needed that win with my youth goalie. Good times rolling in. Really hoping Happenstance stays up someone who got promoted has to! Just realised Happenstance could spell my downfall I have an away game against him I think its my last of the season. Damnn....

DuD is dreaming of promotion Emo Blades 0-0 Cubic County Neither Blades or County could score in this game that finished 0-0 leaving both sets of fans disappointed. Both sides played 4-4-2 but their striking partnerships failed to beat superb defense from both sides. The midfields seemed to cancel each other out and chances were scarce. The Blades had the edge in this match but won't be to pleased with themselves. Both these teams have now not won a match in 4 games and drawn 2 of their last 4. Blades now face a double with Rabies who are leading the pack at the moment. While County face fellow relegation struggler's Mcoys Sons. Both teams need to try and get some bigger points from these doubles. Silverdale Hotpot 1-1 Mcoys Sons Silverdale who have been on a winless run since beating Battlestar Odwinica tried a radical new tactic to beat the Sons. Perhaps after seeing the success of Rabies they tried a 4-2-4 formation. Disaster struck early on as star striker Sidwell was hacked down and will now be out until Christmas Eve. He was substituted with young defender Morrow as Silverdale lacked any more strikers! However incredibly Lightbody set up Morrow outside the box with Morrow blasting the ball in for his first ever goal. The Sons hit back with a long shot of their own as Gaye hit one in off the post for his 2nd goal of the season. Silverdale with their lack of midfielders created no more chances and the game petered out. The two teams both stay in the relegation zone along with Cubic County and need to use their doubles to get some points. Battlestar Odwinica 1-1 Edd Kirby Athletic Athletic's defensive prowess was in full force as they held the feared Odwinica to a draw at their own ground. Odwinica had their two star defenders back and both teams played 4-4-2. However it was Athletic that actually struck first, Kirby Jr the promising young midfielder set up Girado who curled in a beautiful long range shot. Athletics defense was their best asset but Odwinca did get past it to make it 1-1. Gullian found himself in space and punted home the 5th goal of his career. Again Odwinica seemed to be the better side but the game was yet another draw in this league and this was probably fair. Both sides are literally just outside the promotion zone and the return leg will be one to watch. DuDs Baggies 2-0 Noodle Esporte Clube Baggies produced a great display to defeat Noodle and take advantage of dropped points from other sides in the league. Baggies midfield was on fire and Guara a new hot signing proved his worth scoring his 4th goal in 7 games as he nutmegged a Noodle defender and chipped the goalie. Minutes later Baggies pressure caused a mistake in Noodle's defense and an own goal was the end result. Young Noodle striker Santana was injured just after half time and substituted with Batistuta the experienced Noodle legend. However Noodle only gained a chance at the end of the game when they were awarded a penalty. The captain Dourado stepped up but nudged it to the left into the goalies grasp. The Baggies and Noodle swap positions as Noodle falls to 3rd and Baggies inch within a point of Rabies. Analysis Most Important Result: DuDs Baggies 2-0 Noodle Esporte Clube, great win for the Baggies to move 2nd as everyone else could only draw. Turned on the Style Award: DuDs Baggies, 10 chances made sure this was the only win in the league. Player of the Day: Oscar Weatherall, DuDs Baggies, great defense and an assist helped Baggies to move to 2nd with this win. Discount Viagra 3-2 Martinists Men The Men nearly scored a shock draw in an exciting fast paced match. Championship hopefuls Viagra seemed to have killed the match off as they scored two goals just before the end of a cagey first half. Beans and Jordan made it 2-0 leaving it all for the Men to do after half time. Johnson scored his 3rd goal of the campaign for the Men just after the break to give them a boost. Both teams then attacked with more and more pace before White whacked in a long shot to make it 2-2. However with their 3 strikers Viagra kept the pressure up and with Ewing pushed over in the box, he stepped up and made no mistake with the penalty. It was a great match and was a shame their had to be a loser. Viagra are looking more and more like promotion certainties but face a double against rivals Recall United now. The Men have a game off and should feel proud with this performance. Jaffa Munchers 3-0 Eights United Munchers kept up their 100% win record at home as they eased away from Eights United in a one sided match. Within 15 minutes they were 3-0 up as Poschner scored twice to bring his total to 4 in 5 games. It could have been 4 if Munchers would have converted a penalty at 20 minutes in. Eights United midfield were sadly abysmal compared to the Munchers and failed to create one chance compared to the 8 made by the Munchers. This made Uniteds 3 strikers at the front a wasted opportunity. Still Eights United are one of the only teams to take points from Viagra and their manager will see this match as a good learning opportunity hopefully. As for the Munchers they are on the ascendancy but really need to sort out their away form. Made of Win 0-2 Complete Domstercool Domstercool scored their first away points as they beat abandoned Made of Win 2-0. Playing a customary 4-5-1 formation Domstercool dominated both the midfield and put up a sterling defense. Holt was a rock in defense and provided Domstercools team with ample cover against Made of Wins attacks. Cooper and Rodwell provided the punch to Domstercools team which was the only thing that was missing slightly. However 2 goals was enough and Domstercool with wins over Soap Box and Jaffa Munchers are still very much in the promotion race as the dark horse candidates. Dudezz 0-3 Recall United Dudezz sadly seem to be yet another abandoned team that showed how hard life is without a manager as they lost to United 3-0 in a brutal match. McCartney is having a great season and scored twice today the first was a guided header and the 2nd a shot just before the final whistle. However a lot happened in between these goals. United player Dabric was sent off for a viscious tackle which soured the mood of the game. Later United player Streep and Dudezz captain Hammill were both stretchered off as the game became increasingly physical. It was United who fought through in the end though and a Streep goal before his injury was another reason why they deserved the win. United are still 3rd but have yet to get a big scalp in their wins. They have a double against Viagra now which will be their chance to shine. Analysis Most Important Result: Discount Viagra 3-2 Martinists Men, a hard fought victory against a heroic men side shows Viagra could possibly be championship material. Turned on the Style Award: Jaffa Munchers, showed some class today and out foxed their opponents playing with real style. Player of the Day: Drew McCartney, Recall United, is having a great time playing for United and shined again today.

If I have never played the 1st game should I get that first or skip it and get this?

Happenstance is Back in Black Roostophe Rovers 0-1 Haden United Rovers endured a miserable match as United scored a famous away victory over the reigning league champions. Both sides had 5 midfielders but it was United who made more chances and gained an early penalty which Moscardi hit straight down the middle for the only goal of the match. Uniteds midfield was on world class form and stopped Rovers making many chances, the two they had were well dealt with from a United defense and goalie that had a point to prove after last weeks loss. Rovers horrible season continued as with a minute to go superstar Sheldon was badly injured and will be out for a week at least. This result sees Rovers incredibly slip into the relegation zone while United reestablish control at the top of the league. Happenstance FC 4-1 Secret United Secret United suffered a blow to their title ambitions as they lost to a fired up Happenstance side. United took an early lead as Kit slotted in the 15th goal of his United career. However Phingphaew and Curtis were on fire during this match, Curtis set Phingphaew up twice first with a through ball and then with an inswinging cross to give Happenstance the lead. Curtis himself scored just before the hour mark with Phingphaew breaking away from the United defense a 2nd time to make it 4-1 and confirm his hat trick. Happenstance FC completely earned this it was a performance that had players performing well all over the pitch (Harford was sublime in defense). They moved out of the relegation zone while at the same time injuring United's title push. Dysonism F.C 6-0 Madpool Dysonism amid talks that the clubs owner may no longer be interested in the club gave a performance that will surely make him want to stay. This was old school Dysonism, pure attacking supremacy, 2 goals in the first 10 minutes as Dunwell and Twigg got themselves on the scoreboard early on. I was 5-0 before half time as Twigg scored another set one up and Stenholm and Sandford also helped creatively. Twigg curled a long range shot in during the 2nd half to get this hat trick in an incredible performance. Madpool were completely overwhelmed and this is a damaging loss especially for their goal difference which now stands at -12 the lowest in the league. For Dysonism this now will hopefully for them push them away from the relegation battle and into the upper echelons of the league. Tin Can Club 0-2 Essex Elites Essex Elites made it 4 wins out of their last 5 with a hard fought victory over troubled Tin Can Club. Tin Can Club played 4-3-3 trying to attack the Elites, but the Elites defense performed very well and were able to handle any threats thrown its way. The Elites attack took a while to get going but thanks to number superiority in midfield chances were aplenty. Ling set the two goals up, both of them were made as he darted down the wings and swung balls in for Burbage and Canham. The win takes the Elites to second within 1 point of the top they are having the season of their dreams. As for Tin Can Club they seemed doomed but need to keep strong get experience and try and make the most of this season. Analysis Most Important Result: Roostope Rovers 0-1 Haden United, put the current champs in the relegation zone and put United back on track in the top spot. Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C, this was the old Dysonism utterly devestating and stylish. Player of the Day: Thanit Phingphaew, Happenstance FC, proved his worth to his manager with a awesome hat trick lets hope he sticks around unlike Ronaldo!

Fridays games for the other two leagues Heaven can wait we are playing Xpert Noodle Esporte Clube 2-1 Mcoys Sons Noodle gained a close victory to separate their club from the troubles that Mcoys Sons are facing. The Sons midfield was on fire creating 7 chances however with only one striker they only converted one chance against Noodles impressive defense. Noodle on the other hand only created 3 chances but put in 2. The first was a Vicente breakaway as he glided past Sons 5 defenders in a diagonal run before beating the goalie in a 1 on 1 situation. Barros the young forward headed in his first of the season to make sure it was all over before half time. A late strike by Gaye only helped the Sons goal difference. Noodle now look set to be up their contending for promotion while the Sons problems continue to mount. Edd Kirby Athletic 2-0 DuDs Baggies Athletic earned a needed victory against the high flying Baggies to keep their promotion hopes realistic. Baggies played a 4-3-3 formation but their attacks seemed to rebound off the impressive Athletic defense of 3 players! Gasgoine the defender led the way but the real star was the young goalie Bain who had a phenomenal game to keep the Baggies attack at bay. Saeys and Fishlock combined to score and set each other up with a breakaway and close range shot to give Athletic an early 2-0 lead. As noted despite a rampant Baggies attack they could never penetrate the Athletic goal. Athletic and Baggies are both now poised to be promotion contenders and the return leg will be a interesting one to say the least. Cubic County 0-1 AFC Rez Rabies County and Rabies participated in an ill tempered match that saw 6 yellow cards handed out. County dominated possession but Rabies notched up their 4th victory in a row as Wiberg passed through to Zellman who curled a beauty of a goal in to the top left hand corner on the 35 minute mark. Gould and Maupas two future County stars were both injured in what was a miserable match for County who failed to match Rabies style of play. County badly needed a win or at least a point and are starting to look like real relegation contenders. While Rabies are on a massive role and seem to be the team to beat. Silverdale Hotpot 0-0 Emo Blades Silverdale and the Blades found themselves sharing the points in a 0-0 draw. Silverdales young midfield created only 1 chance the entire game compared to the impressive Blades midfield of 5 who made a massive 8 chances in the match. However Blades left Zeca to fend for himself at the front and he had no luck at all converting any of the chances without a creative partner to help him. Both the teams are currently teetering more towards the relegation zone than the promotion zone but the middle league is so close currently this really means nothing. The draw favors the Blades more who will surely be more offensive in the return match. Analysis Most Important Result: Edd Kirby Athletic 2-0 DuDs Baggies, was very important Athletic took this win to stop Baggies getting out of their sights. Turned on the Style Award: Edd Kirby Athletic, creative play allowed them to score 2 goals and make 6 chances. Player of the Day: Marshall Bain, Edd Kirby Athletic, clean sweep for Athletic as the supreme Bain easily takes this award for his goalie heroics. Martinists Men 1-1 Dudezz Two of the mid table lower teams clashed and shared the points in this game. Stone hit a long shot in early that silenced the home crowd as the Dudezz took a shock lead. However White with his 2nd goal of the season hit a long shot in of his own. Moments later the Men pushed forward and earned themselves a penalty. Johnson stepped up to take it but blasted it over the bar as the home fans let out an audible groan. The 2nd half was quiet both teams only created 1 chance each and the game ended in a draw. Both these teams look to be staying in this league but both have potential and should use the time if they do stay to train their players for the future. Jaffa Munchers 4-0 Made of Win Jaffa Munchers scored a great victory over the managerless Made of Win. With goals or assists from nearly every one of the Munchers forwards and midfielders Munchers were out to prove the breadth of talent that is in their team. Haky was particularly impressive setting up a headed goal and then heading in a goal of his own later in the match. Molhov the captain was also very impressive netting his first goal of the campaign as he hit in a direct free kick that went in off the post beating a hapless goalie. Munchers are rebuilding momentum and after missing out last season badly want to be promoted this time around. Recall United 3-0 Eights United Recall gained a great victory over Eights United to add potency to their promotion effort. Whiteside was on fire as he changed the game just before half time. The Recall defender first of all smacked in a vicious free kick to give United the league and give him his first ever goal for the club. Moments later he back heeled the ball to Streep who hit in the 12th goal of his career. Eights United never really got going and Recall even with only 1 striker looked like they could score more. And score more they did as defender Berstad was sent off for two rash tackles McCartney sprinted past the two remaining Eights United defenders to make it 3 on the 90 minute mark. Recall like the Munchers are another team that want to gain promotion after missing out last time. As for Eights this season is one that should be used for team growth. Complete Domstercool 2-1 Soap Box Utd Domstercool earned a shock victory over Soap Box Utd who while playing better failed to gain even a point from this match. Utds 4-3-3 firstly seemed to work as Rosando and Muiren combined to put Utd ahead early on. However Utd looked shaky at the back missing their two best defenders their goalie Cevoli also had a game he would rather forget. Whiteman hit one in as Cevoli failed to deal with a Barnes cross. Rodwell then scored the winner with the 32nd goal of his career when he tapped the ball in the bottom right hand corner from point blank range. Domstercool are a team that the report hasn't always rated highly but they are stringing together wins and starting to make a big impact. It seems they refuse to be ignored and are here for the promotion race. Analysis Most Important Result: Complete Domstercool 2-1 Soap Box Utd, really good result for Domstercool as Soap Box Utd's injury hit sqaud stumble again. Turned on the Style Award: Jaffa Munchers, win full of style using a variety of players in the attack. Player of the Day: Brett Whiteside, Recall United, secured defense then scored and created a goal awesome game for this player.

Wow did not expect that good times rolling in. Also thanks Happenstance we did each other a favour by the looks of it! Xpert high five!

The awards for the two games I missed as promised! Sadly had to miss full reports for those two to catch up as life has just been mental recently. But all the awards will count towards the tally at the end. 27/11 Analysis Most Important Result: Secret United 3-3 The Sixty Fourthers, Secret United are on fire at the moment but the 64s held them to a draw at home. Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, 5-1, utterly powerful and stylish by United as they won with ease. Player of the Day: Haden United, Gualtier Agostini, 2 goals and a set up played tremendous football. 01/12 Analysis Most Important Result: The 64s 1-4 Dysonism F.C, Dysonism strike back and prove they can still cause a shock after it looked like the 64s were back to their best. Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C, a fine attacking display away to a respected 64s team. Player of the Day: Colin Jeeves, Madpool, gave Madpool a solid defense as they earned a much needed win against the Elites. 27/11 Analysis Most Important Result: Noodle Esporte Clube 1-2 AFC Rez Rabies, a great away win for Rabies who are looking like promotion favorites. Turned on the Style Award: Edd Kirby Athletic, 11 chances and 3 goals against a defensively strong Blades team. Player of the Day: Cris Bennington, Edd Kirby Athletic, set up 2 goals in his sides close victory. 01/12 Analysis Most Important Result: Complete Domstercool 2-1 Jaffa Munchers, a surprising win for Domstercool against an ambitious Munchers side. Turned on the Style Award: Discount Viagra, 7 chances ensured they earned themselves a good away draw. Player of the Day: Rik Pothuizen, Soap Box Utd, great defensive leadership and an important assist made this defender the player of the day. 27/11 Analysis Most Important Result: Soap Box Utd 3-2 Jaffa Munchers, a close victory for the league champs against the impressive Munchers. Turned on the Style Award: Discount Viagra, 4 goals gave Viagra a huge boost up the league. Player of the Day: Nikie Flood, Discount Viagra, scored a hat trick in Viagras epic victory to make a name for himself. 01/12 Analysis Most Important Result: Soap Box Utd 3-2 Jaffa Munchers, a close victory for the league champs against the impressive Munchers. Turned on the Style Award: Discount Viagra, 4 goals gave Viagra a huge boost up the league. Player of the Day: Nikie Flood, Discount Viagra, scored a hat trick in Viagras epic victory to make a name for himself. Back to the real reports! His the top leagues most recent ones. I have the other two leagues ready but will publish tomorrow to save a huge post. Good luck tomorrow to everyone! Secret United 1-0 Madpool Secret United narrowly beat a determined Madpool side. Rafaelinho shot in a well placed MacCalman cross to put United in the lead after 15 minutes. However Madpool with a 5-3-2 formation held high flying United at bay. However their attack especially Naranjo really let their manager down and failed to make the most of the 7 chances they had to score against United. United suffered a blow as MacCalman flew in with two stupid tackles and was sent off. However United held out for a vital win to position themselves as strong title contenders. Madpool by no means shamed themselves but will need to work on their attack. Haden United 1-2 The Sixty Fourthers United suffered their first defeat in an interesting tactical affair with the 64s. The 64s playing 5-4-1 looked solid at the back and made the most of chances they had as Gobady struck twice before half time, once from a shot from a corner and a second as he broke away from a sluggish United defense. The United keeper was badly at fault in both goals. United scored just before the half ended as their midfield combined when Calcone crossed a ball into Dinsdale to head in. United failed to create any more chances though and the 64s gained a vital away victory that tightens up the title race significantly. Dysonism F.C 1-1 Roostophe Rovers Dysonism looked to avenge their double defeat from Rovers last season but got off to a very bad start. Brobeck their star defender was stretchered off after a horrendous clash with his goalie on the 15 minute mark. However Rovers also suffered two injuries and the game seemed to take a while going with no chances at all in the 1st half. Mazzoleni proved his worth as he broke the deadlock by hitting in a screamer from just outside the box. Rovers seemed visibly relieved as they looked to pick up their 2nd victory of the season. However Dysonism had a sting in the tail as Boland found a way past the Rovers defense and sprinted towards the goal slotting it past the Rovers keeper. The home crowd went wild and a draw was secured. Rovers and Dysonism now surprisingly both have the same amount of points both just 2 above the relegation zone both teams hoping to climb up the table. Essex Elites 3-0 Happenstance FC The Elites kept their incredible push for the top tier positions going with a convincing 3-0 victory over Happenstance FC. Playing 4-3-3 the Elites were after the win and scored 3 before the 1st half to make it a easy one. Canham scored his 20th and 21st goals for the club with two close range shots that flew past the Happenstance goalie. Ling converted a penalty as the Happenstance defense while performing quite well failed to measure up to the sheer determination of the Elites offense. Happenstance stay in the relegation zone but are the side that many bet to escape it if they can score some big name wins. As for the Elites they seemed the most vulnerable of the old sides left in the league but are thriving as they are now merely 1 point from the top of the league! Analysis Most Important Result: Haden United 1-2 The 64s, awesome result for the 64s puts new life into the title race. Turned on the Style Award: Essex Elites, nice high scoring win to put them within a point of the top. Player of the Day: Alan Gobady, The 64s, two classy goals to give his side a fantastic win.

Yeh was a bit gutting check out my goalie stats for a laugh. He got a 4 lol and hes 8 plus has very good form! lol I hate the moody perk. No don't leave! You are an old school player! You can set tactics in advance for matches so just do that then if you have a chance refine it.

Lost today damn bit of a disaster 64s are my bogey team. Moria definatly has the edge now. My goalie was just an utter loser today I need to train a non moody one up.