Haden

These are not the Usual Suspects Moria: "I'm a businessman" Ellmeister:"There's nothing that can't be done" Mr Odwin: "What you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?" Roostophe "Flip you up! Flip you for real!" Haden: "People say I talk to much" Secret United 2-2 Haden United Secret United and Haden United canceled each other out in a close match that had viewers on the edge of their seats. Haden United only had 1 chance compared to 5 for Secret United, but it was Haden United that went ahead first with Marconossi heading in a Durov corner. Secret United hit straight back Heinze hit home a Brusling cross from a free kick a minute later. In the 2nd half Mozzini back from injury delivered a superb cross that Eveleens headed home to give Haden United the lead again. But again 3 minutes later Secret United equalized, Brusling swung in a cross for MacCalman to nod home. The game was a very interesting one, Secret United played 3-5-2 and ended up with 4 more chances than Haden United, however the manager chose to play youth striker Rundberg who sadly was not up to the pace of this game. Had he played a different striker Secret United probably would have won it is often hard to know when to play youths and when not to. Secret United dropped from 4th to 6th place in the league but looked strong and should win against Odwinica tomorrow. Haden United did well and stay in 3rd a point behind Noodle. The Sixty Fourthers 2-1 Battlestar Odwinica The 64s kept their 100% record at home as they beat Odwinica who were unlucky not to get something from this game. The 64s oddly played 4-5-1 against Odwinica a side whose prime strength is their defense. The 1st half was quiet with few chances and Odwinica seemed to be looking good for a shock draw. However after the game restarted in the 2nd half, Odwinica defender Kharlashkin in a moment of madness barged into a 64s player then headbutted him after he was confronted by the angry player. He was given a straight red and Odwinica were now down to 3 defenders, the 64s had 5 chances this half and Odwinica couldn't stand the pressure. A penalty was given away 4 minutes after the red card, Rikabi easily slotted it away. On 67 mins Goblecoqe smacked in his 4th goal of the season with a long range shot to make it 2-0. Odwinica hit back to make the game dramatic in the last few minutes, Malmsteen headed in his first ever goal for Odwinica. However the 64s won and their up and down season carries on as they move out the relegation zone to 5th. Essex Elites 5-1 Happenstance FC The Elites shocked Happenstance FC as they ran riot scoring 5 goals. Playing 3-5-2 the Elites went for midfield control while Happenstance with 4-3-3 went for firepower. The Elites strategy seemed to pay off as Ling headed in a goal after 2 minutes. Marples made it 2-0 after 34 minutes but then the Elites lost their captain Hooke a minute later he was injured during a akward fall and won't be back till later this month. Happenstance were given some hope as Harford hit in a vintage direct free kick. After the break Happenstance striker Phingphaew was taken off after a clash with another player, this was bad news for Happenstance. More misery was poured on Happenstance as Marples scored again via a Ling cross, Marples now has 7 goals in 6 games. Happenstance looked uninspired utterly Kono and Spajic were having bad games and the midfield only made 2 chances. The Elites in comparison made 12 and scored twice in injury time, Carpenter with a close range shot and Cotino scored his first ever goal in the 97th minute via a long range shot. Happenstance are suffering now and badly need to string some wins together. The Elites are like 64s great at home but dodgy away they need to get those away wins to be a real force in the league. Roostophe Rovers 4-0 Noodle Esporte Clube Rovers came back in style as they outclassed Noodle to retake the top spot in the table after a bad couple of games. Playing 3-5-2 Rovers were the better side in all aspects, Mazzoleni curled in a beautiful shot to make it 1-0 after 15 minutes. Sheldon floated a magnificent through ball over the defense that Grabrinski attached himself to and went on to beat the goalie. In the 2nd half Staunton pinged in a great long range shot and finally Mazzoleni hit in a close range shot for his 50th goal for the club. Rovers had 60% possession and 12 chances and were incredible, with a goal difference more than twice as good as their nearest rival Rovers are back on track to be champions. Noodle were humbled today but as we approach the doubles they are a promoted side that are 2nd I think their manager would have taken that at the start of the season. Analysis Most Important Result: Roostophe Rovers 4-0 Noodle Esporte Clube, Rovers dispose of title rivals to reclaim top spot. Turned on the Style Award: Roostophe Rovers, devastating stylish play. Player of the Day: Danny Ling, Essex Elites, a goal and a assist plus his best ever performance in his 60 match career. Deep in the middle league where no team is safe. An elite rescue sqaud is being led by the ultimate team. But now, their up against the ultimate enemy. Nothing like it has ever been in the middle league before. We cannot see it. But it sees our tactics. It beats teams for pleasure. It dirty tricks for sport. But this time to picked the wrong team to hunt. Xpert presents Emo Blades vs Predator Emo Blades 2-2 Dysonism F.C The Blades and Dysonism battled to a exciting draw that complimented both teams. Zeca confounded his critics again as he smashed in a terrific long range shot after 1 minute! Dysonism didn't panic and on 12 minutes Spirito found Arber in the box who hit the ball past a flailing Blades keeper. It was Blades who had more chances in the 1st half though and this pressure caused Twigg to head the ball into his own net from a Blades corner. Dysonism was impressive in the 2nd half and showed resilience that they haven't had to demonstrate much in this league. They came back and made more chances and gained more possession after the Blades had more of both in the 1st half. It paid off and Sandford blasted in a header on 62 minutes. It was an entertaining game and a draw is probably the correct result. Dysonism are now the only unbeaten side in the league and are dead set for promotion. The Blades are at the divide between success and failure they have 2 wins 2 draws 2 losses and are 5th! DuDs Baggies 1-0 Jaffa Munchers The Baggies gained a vital win as the Munchers sink into crisis mode. Baggies played a 3-4-3 formation and it turned out to be a stroke of genius. While the Munchers midfield and forwards performed badly their defense was their strongest feature. Munchers determined defense gained them 3 yellow cards before Baggies broke the deadlock with an awesome shot from the veteran Ostberg scoring his 1st goal for the club. Both teams had more chances but both defenses were quite well prepared, Baggies would have hoped to have scored more but the Munchers can have no complaints their attack looked very poor. It leaves the Baggies on the same points as the Munchers but 1 goal behind GD wise. The Munchers now have 3 losses in a row and are free falling in the league. Tin Can Club 3-4 Madpool In an extraordinary encounter Madpool somehow defeated Tin Can Club and inflicted upon them their first loss in the league. Tin Can Club played 4-3-3 against Madpools 3-5-2 the formations seemed to balance out at first. Tin Can Club went ahead as Saaf headed the ball in but Madpool struck back on 32 minutes with Hadley crossing the ball for Book to nod home. Madpool seemed to have more chances and Tin Can Club went into the break unsure about the 2nd half. They had a right to be fearful, Naranjo looped a header in to put Madpool 2-1 ahead. However the 19 year old captain Eggertsson stepped up for Tin Can Club took it past two players and whipped in a wonderful long range shot. Inspired by this Tin Can Club then took the lead via a Piearce header! However Madpools midfield who were brilliant were not ready for the game to rest, Hadley flicked the ball up for Carey who thumped home a long range shot. As the game stood on a precipice it seemed Madpools extra possession and chances might be for nothing. Just before the end though Quintal ran into the box lost his marker was passed the ball and flicked it over the goalie. The Madpool crowd went ecstatic as Tin Can Club supporters began to go home. It was an incredible match were a brilliant midfield defeated a potent but not inspiring attack. Madpool deserved to win it and fought hard for their victory. This was Madpools first away win and puts them in the promotion zone, for Tin Can Club it is a first loss but they are still in a strong position. Silverdale Hotpot 0-2 Recall United Recall United gained their first victory in a vital win against Silverdale. Recall United seemed the more dangerous side as they had the only chance of a boring first half. Indeed they were awarded a penalty but Philbin who for some reason takes Uniteds penalty missed it smashing it into row Z. United fans thought this was going to be another grim afternoon but after the break it was their team that looked on top. Streep the captain who was an inspiration found Deacon in the box who slid it past the goalie. The two players combined again as this time Deacon found Streep in the box and Streep also found the net. If there was one word to describe Silverdale it would be flat, their best player was defender Drynan but they had no-one up front or in midfield who looked like a game changer. The win is vital for Recall who were and still are staring relegation in the face, they need to string together a few now to escape. Silverdale are also facing big danger and face a tough game against Soap Box Utd today. Analysis Most Important Result: Silverdale Hotpot 0-2 Recall United, Recall are back in the land of the living with a vital win against Silverdale. Turned on the Style Award: Madpool, 10 chances and 63% possession style and drama abound! Player of the Day: Jamie Hadley, Madpool, but in honesty it is Hadley, Carey and Quintal what a trio of midfielders! "Speak" "Mcoy has grown beyond your press release control you cannot stop him but I can" "And if you fail?" "I won't" "Do you know what happened to Vici?" "He is trapped in a world below the top league and below the middle league" "Bring me the league title and I will give you back your Vici" "League 3" "Who are you?" "Look past the name and see your enemy." "Mcoy? It's impossible" "Not impossible invetable! Hahahahahaha" "In less than 12 games Mcoy will win the league" "If we have to give our league we will give him hell before we do!" "Can League 3 be saved?" "Tonight the future of all 3 leagues will be in your hands or in his" "League 3 welcome back I missed you" "It ends this season" "You've never believed in Vici" "I still don't I believe in his tactics." "Our tactics have been guessed!" "Here comes Mcoys marking!" "Vidi is playing the formation he belives he must do." "If you tell us we can guess his playmaker I will believe you" "We will guess it we have to" "I don't know what formation he is playing to beat him but I do know that as long as their is a single form increase in his side he will not give up and neither will Cubic County." Ten Plus Win 2-1 Complete Domstercool Ten Plus Win gave their season some momentum as they beat Domstercool at home. Playing 4-3-3 Ten Plus Win knew that they had to overcome a tough Domstercool defense with some firepower. Hamamoto the star of the side set up the first goal with a through ball that Kurisawa blasted in past a static Domstercool goalie. Domstercools almost constant forward issues surfaced yet again, Mansell who was playing forward by himself was injured badly in the 1st half and replaced by the midfielder Siddall. After the break Domstercool picked their game up and made 5 chances against 4 for Win, Whiteman curled in a beautiful long shot to make it 1-1. Ten Plus Win wanted to win this game though and kept on going after Domstercool, Kurisawa held up play then flicked the ball past the Domstercool defense. Naito scored easily in a 1 on 1 and Ten Plus Win came away with a great 3 points. Cubic County 3-1 Eights United Cubic Countys charge back to the top of the table carried on without a rest as they disposed of up and comers Eights United. Ashby lashed in a vicious shot for his 49th goal in his long career at County. Eights United got more involved in the 2nd half and tried to mount a comeback, Winge blasted in a free kick to make it 1-1. However Countys midfield was on fire and County wanted a victory, Woozley set up Vihko with a one two pass, Vihko found the net easily just outside the 6 yard box. A minute later Woozley curled in a long shot to finish the game. County are sure fire to be promoted the report feels with wins like this emphasizing their dominance, Eights United didn't fold however and are still in the promotion race. Martinists Men 2-2 Veni Vidi Vici The Men just saved a draw frustrating an ambitious Vici side. Both teams played 4-4-2 and seemed each others equal in the 1st half. Irving headed the Men ahead after 19 minutes but Abrey struck back with a header of his own to make it 1-1. Vici earned more possession (60%) and used it well when Whetherby deftly flicked the ball past the Mens goalie. However this was one of Mens best matches and the home crowd really got behind their team, Jollie scored via another header as Vici's goalie failed to control his box. This was a good point for the Men but Vici with their ambitious so sky high may have wanted to get 3 points from this match. Edd Kirby Athletic 3-0 Discount Viagra Two teams that have been performing under expectations met today. It was Athletic who took the 3 points as they outclassed and outwitted Viagra. Playing 4-5-1 against Viagras 4-3-3, Athletic had 9 chances compared to 3 for Viagra. Their sole striker Mortimer took 3 of these chances and created goals. Mortimer scored all 3 of his goals with headers, Viagras defense was not up to the task and failed to clear their ranks as crosses came in. Athletic needed this win badly and it puts them back into the promotion race. Viagra have had a miserable season so far and it isn't getting better, hopefully they can pick up some wins soon. Analysis Most Important Result: Cubic County 3-1 Eights United, County beat a promotion rival and just keep on looking incredibly impressive. Turned on the Style Award: Edd Kirby Athletic, 9 chances show they turned on the style for this crucial win. Player of the Day: Charles Mortimer, Edd Kirby Athletic, never scored before today but got a hat trick to give Athletic a great win. Mcoys Sons 2-0 Edd Kirby Athletic Mcoys Sons carried on their title campaign beating fellow relegated side Athletic in a one sided affair. The Sons got their tactics completely right as they played 3-5-2 against 4-5-1. Athletic thinking they may have got a midfield advantage actually let themselves down in attack. The Sons midfield beat Athletics and were rewarded with a 1st half goal. Moses crossed the ball in for Hall to head home after 32 minutes. Moses then scored a header of his own in the 2nd half to make it 2-0. The only downside of the win was Jevons got injured but he should be back in action soon. The Sons look formidable and a definite to be promoted, Athletic are still struggling and need to get their tactics in better order. Complete Domstercool 0-2 Veni Vici Vidi The fairy tale for Vidi carries on as they beat Domstercool away with ease. Domstercool played 5-4-1 but this defensive approach encouraged Vidi to attack. It was a quiet first half but Vidi really went after a timid Domstercool in the 2nd half. Bryan who had a wonderful game terrorized Domstercool defenders down the wing and crossed the ball in at 68 mins for Whetherby to slam home with a direct header. Youth defender Organista got send off for pulling a Vidi player back adding to Domstercools woes 2 minutes later. Vidi smelt blood and Bryan who was on fire curled in a incredible shot to make it 2-0. Domstercool are at risk of becoming a 4th class team at this rate, lets not forget they are a team that was around in season 3 losing easily to a brand new team. Eights United 3-3 Ten Plus Win This fixture saw two teams that are waiting to strike into the promotion zone clash. The high rising but now unsteady United took on the resurgent Ten Plus Win. An ill disciplined first period saw a penalty a piece for the two sides, Hamamoto hit Win's in while Gresdahl coolly converted United's. But it was Win who had gone with 3-4-3 that went into the lead when Hamamoto crossed a corner in for Nagawa to head in. United picked up their game in the 2nd half and created 3 times the chances that Win had, which wasn't surprising considering their 3-5-2 formation. Smerud made it 2-2 with a header that went in off the bar. Then with 4 minutes to go United seemed to have it sealed as Tavora scored his 1st goal this season with a determined diving header. The United crowd went ecstatic but with 4 minutes of added time gone Hamamoto struck again heading the ball into an empty net as the United goalie came out and missed the ball. Win fans went insane while United players stormed towards the referee to protest about the added time. United's promotion plans take a blow while Win's season has completely turned around. Discount Viagra 3-4 Cubic County County showed they are ready to fight for promotion in a thrilling contest against miserable Viagra. County who played a solid 4-4-2 went ahead after 26 minutes when Gould headed in a Maupas cross. County then had one of their best defenders Valle badly injured (back at the end of the month) and conceded a goal shortly later. Arber shot in a Ewing pass from short range. In the 2nd half Viagra pushed their advantage as Ewing swung in what looked like a cross, but curled in the top right hand corner to be a excellent goal. County struck back twice in two minutes, first in the 61st minute Trundle headed home a well placed cross, then a minute later Vihko volleyed County ahead. Ewing was just a thorn in County's side though and swerved in a great corner for Atlee to push into the net. But just as another 3-3 draw seemed likely Gould smashed in a violent long range shot to win the game for County. Viagra just can't catch a break but to be fair County deserved the win. Analysis Most Important Result: Complete Domstercool 0-2 Veni Vidi Vici, Vici are not slipping up while Domstercool are slipping to irrelevancy. Turned on the Style Award: Cubic County, stylish attacking play won them a vital away victory against last seasons promotion contenders. Player of the Day: Garry Bryan, an assist and a goal helped Vici keep their miracle run going.

Dissapointing but kind of expected it actually. Scans results draw draw. EIGHT FOUR! Roostophe what did Xpert say about Rabies power level? Reports catch up today btw.

The charm in full effect

Yeh I think you would have won if you would have played one of the other two.

Not bad but Moria beat me tactics wise so I was quite lucky to get a draw out of this. Shame Rovers took out Noodle his team is like a pissed of bear that someones woken up.

I confess I love Ashley for all his Nip Tuck/AD/ Big Love/good american drama references he puts in his posts.

The great powers meet Dysonism F.C 3-0 DuDs Baggies Dysonism comfortably beat the Baggies after a nervy first half. The Baggies playing a wild 4-2-4 formation again, seemed even with 2 midfielders to be edging the advantage in the 1st half. They had 2 chances to 1 but with incredible Dysonism performances especially from Brobeck who played like he was from a different universe. In the 2nd half Dysonism picked up the pace, they created 7 chances to none for Baggies. Spirito scored first curling in a classic long shot, after this Brobeck crossed the ball in for Twigg to head in his first goal of the season. Spirito made it 2 for him as he blasted in another amazing long shot on 90 mins. Dysonism are cruising now with a plus 7 goal difference and a unbeaten streak that only Tin Can Club can match. Baggies are needing a victory badly and must win at home against Jaffa Munchers. Jaffa Munchers 0-1 Silverdale Hotpot Munchers suffered a 2nd away loss in a row as Silverdale gained a massive victory. After 4 games without a win Silverdale badly needed a result, Munchers looked like they would get off to a great start though. After 10 minutes Munchers were awarded a penalty as McAnuff was tripped in the box. McAnuff hit the ball to the right but the goalie Slatter parried the ball with a magnificent save. The game took a tense turn as yellow cards and injuries were forthcoming. The 2nd half was even with both teams trying to land a killer blow, it was Silverdale who landed it. Beresford weaved his way down the wing and lobbed a cross in for the youth midfielder Jerome to bicycle kick in, in a moment of genius. Munchers had more bad news as talented midfielder Refetov was injured on 83 minutes. All of a sudden Munchers season has lost momentum and they are sliding down the table, for Silverdale this win was essential as they try and keep themselves in the league. Soap Box Utd 2-1 Recall United Soap Box are going from strength to strength as they as they beat bottom club Recall United. Things started off well quickly for Soap Box as Bose crossed in a ball for Heerkens to head in off the post. The rest of the 1st half was quiet but the game opened up in the 2nd half, McCartney hit in a great corner as Wallgren headed Recall United level. Recall United seemed to get another boost as Soap Box striker Muiren was injured and Rosando came on to replace him. However 3 minutes later Rosando scored via a blistering long shot! The veteran who hasn't played once this season certainly made a quick impact. It is lucky he did score as another penalty miss occurred in this match, as Soap Box midfielder Broerse wasted a penalty by smashing it into the post on the 91 minute mark. Soap Box move to 2nd as they look to achieve what Odwinica did by being promoted twice in a row. Madpool 3-1 Emo Blades Madpool keep up their great home form sinking the Blades in an intriguing match. The Blades took the lead with Zeca hit back at his critics scoring his first goal of the season, a diving header after 3 minutes. Book then scored twice for Madpool, once with a close range shot then with a looping header. Carey who had set up Book's shot complimented a great afternoon with a long range shot that when in off the bar. This match was an odd one though, The Blades had a stronger offense and defense than Madpool. They also had an incredible 62% of possession, however chance creation was a different story with Madpool making 6 chances and Blades only making 3. A intriguing game that both managers knowing the state of the tactics they set will know more about than the report. However what is fact is that both Madpool and the Blades now occupy the middle ground between relegation and promotion. Analysis Most Important Result: Jaffa Munchers 0-1 Silverdale Hotpot, Silverdale are far from being out of trouble but this was a big win for them. Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C, this team is just on fire at the moment getting promoted in style. Player of the Day: Garth Carey, Madpool, nice assist and goal was a difference maker in midfield.

Just bumping this thread as I got the game in January. Really enjoying it so far cost me about 12 quid and I have never played it before so it is worth it to me. Have to say the puzzle that I bolded is awful. It was a throw my wiimote out the window type moment. Really needed Mplus controls or to not do that puzzle at all. How it got through testing I've no idea, its not that its hard to do skill wise but its so glitchy. And breathe... Love the game apart from that. I really dig the atmosphere and French accents. I am 25% of the way through after about 3 hours so am going along at quite a slow pace and loving it. Recommend this game to anyone now as its cheap, especially if you like adventures. Much like the PW games I use this to unwind after work or just before I go to bed. Unless I get stuck at a darn wiimote puzzle! lol

United we March Haden United 5-2 The Sixty Fourthers Haden United kept up their good run of results of late with a thumping victory over the 64s. The 64s who last season beat United away from home had no such luck this time. Things started off well though as a nervy United gave a penalty away, Rikabi made no mistakes and put the 64s ahead. After the break however United seemed to have something to prove, Dinsdale slammed in a long range shot after making himself some space a minute after the restart to make it 1-1. Then between 50-61 minutes United scored 3 times. Twice Dinsdale sought out Weesle via a cross who headed the ball home, the other goal was a great header from Durov. Osman the 64s sole striker was sent off for pushing a United player in frustration. However even with no strikers the 64s scored via a Baralla shot. However it was Uniteds and Dinsdales day (was his 175th game for the club), Dinsdale flicked the ball to Durov who volleyed home a short range goal to make it 5-2. United stay in 3rd and have moved away from the pack with a great 3 win streak against some tough opponents. The 64s awful away form carries on, they have now conceded 14 away goals in 3 games. Battlestar Odwinica 0-0 Roostophe Rovers Odwinica after drawing with Haden United have caused another shock holding Rovers to a 0-0 draw. Odwinica played 4-4-2 against Rovers 3-5-2 formation, Rovers with this formation and their superior players gained more possession and chances. But only just, they had 53% possession and 3 chances to 1 for Odwinica. Rovers strikers Mazzoleni included this game were not up to the task and underperformed. While Odwinicas defense and goalie all played above their ability. The draw rounds off a very bad week for Rovers after such a great start. Regardless they would still be most peoples favorites to win the title but their next game, home to Noodle is must win. Odwinica still looks like a team that will go down, only 1 goal from 5 games is not healthy, but they are shocking people along the way with a team that is less than 3 seasons old. AFC Rez Rabies 0-1 Noodle Esporte Clube Noodle gained a great away win against fellow promotees Rabies to go top in the league! The game started off quietly with only 3 chances shared between the teams, crucially though Rabies best midfielder Zellman was injured after only 5 minutes. Rabies midfield without Zellman was underpowered compared to Noodles line up, after the break they created no more chances while Noodle made 3. Rabies star striker Wiberg was injured in the 2nd half and things started to tilt even more towards Noodle. Rabies seemed to be just about holding out and the final whistle was about to be blown Noodle launched one last attack. Batistuta burst down the wing and swung the ball in for Robinho to attach to and head in. The away fans who had heard on the radio that Roostophe Rovers had been held to a draw went ecstatic as they realized they were now top of the league. Noodle a club that is in their 4th season is now at the pinnacle of xpert. While this may well change in their next game its quite an achievement. For Rabies things are not going well, they had a 100% record against Noodle before this game, Rabies have a game off now and need to reassess tactics for when they get back. Happenstance FC 2-3 Secret United Secret United poured more misery on Happenstance edging them in a thrilling encounter. United burst out the box badly wanting to re-establish themselves as a dominant force in the league. Heinze then Rundberg scored, Rundbergs long range strike was especially important. His 1st goal in his 1st game for the club came just as the manager was complaining about his other strikers. Happenstance struck back with Phingphaew who is always a threat heading Happenstance back into contention. United played 3-5-2 seemed to be in full flow and Brusling got his 4th goal of the season with a well placed header that looped over Happenstance's goalie. Happenstance broke away from United pressure as Phingphaew took it past United's undermanned defense and scored again. United however were so good at keeping the ball with their superior and well manned midfield, in the end they had 59% possession. United closed the game off and won the game, as a crucial win for United putting them back in the top tier. For Happenstance after their opening win they have gone 5 games without a win and are now in the relegation zone. Analysis Most Important Result: Happenstance FC 2-3 Secret United, great away win for Secret United to re-establish themselves as a top tier team, Happenstance are in trouble now. Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, are on fire at the moment need to stop conceding so many goals though! Player of the Day: Noel Dinsdale, Haden United, 4 assists and a goal his best performance in a 175 game career.

There are rumours of a Triple Alliance in the realms. Haden United is scared and proposes a Triple Entente to counter this threat.

Good times I feel my team is back to its best, huge match against my old foe next. Can someone sell me a good goalie? (Only half kidding)

I haven't played this game for ages.

Dysonism is on fire. Jaffa Munchers 1-2 Soap Box Utd Soap Box Utd scored the best win of their season with a great away win against fellow promoted side Jaffa Munchers. Both promoted teams have had a great start to the season but the Munchers have something to prove having lost twice to Utd last season. Soap Box went straight ahead as Alfen blasted in a free kick at an acute angle after 6 minutes. Munchers looked dangerous going forward playing 3-4-3 and this play earned them a penalty on 21 minutes, McAnuff took it and coolly converted it to make it 1-1. As the game carried on it began to get tense, 5 yellow cards were distributed, 3 for Utd and 2 for Munchers. More concerning the Munchers best striker Poschner was taken out in a mistimed tackle that saw him substituted, this took away some of the fire from the Munchers attack. Utd sprung on this and as the Munchers midfield began to lose the fight, Utd hit them on the break. The 37 year old Fessem lobbed the advancing Munchers defense and Bose attached himself to the pass and beat the goalie 1 on 1. This was a case of Utd getting their tactics better than Munchers along with an unfortunate injury for the Munchers. The Munchers still are doing well this is only their first loss and they are primed to get back in the promotion race. Utd are now in the top 3 after an opening loss and doing really well. Silverdale Hotpot 0-3 Dysonism F.C Dysonism convincingly beat Silverdale in a one sided contest. The game started off with both teams earning yellow cards, 3 for Dysonism and one for Silverdale, before Spirito fled down the wing and curled in a cross that Brobeck headed home. After the break Dysonisms 3-4-3 formation seemed to be honed to perfection, Bakboord headed in a goal early in the 2nd half. Then Spirito nutmegged a defender before flicking the ball up for Bakboord who volleyed in a beautiful goal. In the end Dysonism eased to a victory, this is their 2nd away victory compared to 2 home draws, if they can get their home form up to scratch promotion will be all so easy. As for Silverdale things are looking rather grim, if they could beat Munchers away in their next game maybe they could get their season back on track. Tin Can Club 2-1 Emo Blades Tin Can Club shot to the top of the league with a close victory over the Blades. The Blades hadn't conceded a goal before this game but Tin Can Club put one past them after 28 minutes, Gottskalk scored via a diving header. Blades looked determined to keep their unbeaten streak alive and in the 2nd half Piechnik lobbed the Tin Can Club goalie who he saw off his line. Tin Can Club really wanted to win this game after already having 3 draws this season, Piearce the young forward scored his 2nd goal in 3 games, with a shot from a corner, to give Tin Can Club the victory. Tin Can Club are looking good to be promoted straight back up to the league and will be relieved to get a win. Emo Blades are still hovering just outside the promotion zone ready to fight for a place in the top 3. DuDs Baggies 3-0 Madpool Madpool's torrid away form carried on as the Baggies earned their first win of the season with a rout of Madpool. Madpool played quite negatively with 5-4-1 against a 4-3-3 Baggies side, even with this defense Campa slipped behind it and slotted it past the goalie. After the break the Madpool goalie Broom was injured badly after colliding with a Baggies player. Incredibly Madpool had 1 player on their bench, Trainer a youth midfielder who now had to be a goalie! He won't be changing position any time soon. He was a joke in goal and the Baggies players Shelton and Elliot shot goals past him like they were at the park. It may have been a lot more if their would have been more chances. The Baggies are still in trouble but this win was crucial, Madpool are doing the worst out of the 3 relegated sides and need to up their game and have a full bench next time around! Analysis Most Important Result: Jaffa Munchers 1-2 Soap Box Utd, great win for Utd who are now very much in the promotion race. Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C, were irresistible and brushed Silverdale aside with ease. Player of the Day: Futura Spirito, Dysonism F.C, 2 assists and great possession play by the youth midfielder. Ave Mcoy Ten Plus Win 6-0 Martinits Men Ten Plus Win gained their first victory by demolishing the Men. The Men who are now surely an abandoned team that will be a walkover for every other team in the league. Ten plus win played 4-3-3 and went after the Men from the get go, Hamamoto scored twice in 33 minutes. Firstly with a header then a close range shot, after the break Naito broke away from the awful Men defense to make it 3. From here the goals kept pouring in, Hamamoto set up Nagawa for a easy tap in before scoring his hat-trick with a header 4 minutes later. The Men's captain was given a straight red for fighting with a Win player as frustrations boiled over. Hamamoto shot in yet another goal 3 minutes later to cap off a incredible performance for him. So there we go 6-0 it is really good for Win to get their first victory, and while no-one thinks they are promotion material yet they will hopefully start taking some real scalps in their first hard season. Complete Domstercool 1-3 Cubic County County carried on what looks like their inevitable ascent back into the middle league with a convincing win over a troubled Domstercool. Despite impressive defensive displays of late by Domstercool, County were 2-0 up after 7 minutes. Dunwell headed his first ever goal for the club after 3 mins and then set up Maupas who broke away from the Domstercool defense and made it 2-0. Domstercool have been playing quite well recently and scored after the restart, even with both their strikers out of action Miles stepped in as a lone striker and scored via a break away. However while he was suited to the role being an attacking midfielder, when he got badly injured and replaced by a defender Domstercool lost any attacking potency. Near the end of the match youth Domstercool defender Crook earned himself a yellow card then capped off a miserable afternoon by scoring an own goal 3 minutes later. County didn't play incredibly but had a few youths on so its understandable, they look certain at this stage to be promoted. Domstercool have lots of problems but seem to be able to get the odd result here and there. Mcoys Sons 5-1 Discount Viagra After a rough start to the season the Sons seem to now be in overdrive mode as they dominated Viagra. The Sons played 3-5-2 in this match against Viagras 3-4-3, the match started off quite evenly. Gee hit the Sons ahead before Beans headed in an equalizer for Viagra. Rufus then showed things to come as his cracking long shot put the Sons 2-1 up. After the break the Sons strategy worked perfectly, their midfield emphasis landed them with 12 chances to Viagras 1. Rufus scored again with a header while a minute later Gee who was the best part of this supreme midfield scored via a breakaway. Just before the end Rufus earned his hat-trick as he dodged past two Viagra defenders and smacked the ball into the top right hand corner to roars from the home crowd. Rufus who is only 19 had never scored a goal before todays match what a time to come alive! The Sons with County look like favorites to be promoted, Viagra after nearly being promoted last season is having a really tough time of it but they need to keep their head down and try and grind out some results. Eights United 2-1 Edd Kirby Athletic Eights United secured an important win against Athletic after their loss to Mcoys Sons. It was important United bounce back and they did with a close win, playing 3-4-3 it was clear they wanted a win. United scored twice early on, Smerud curled home a lovely long range effort to beat the usually vigilant Bain. 14 minutes later Smerud crossed the ball into the box diagonally for Brodal to nod down to make it 2-0. Hill (who is accountable for half of Athletics goals this season) got them back in it with a nice half volley from a corner 3 minutes later. After this Athletic struggled in the end United made 7 chances to Athletics 2. The only other bad news for United was Flatland their best striker was injured near the end of the game and will be out till the middle of the month. Eights United have to be contenders now, back in the promotion zone and 3 wins out of 4 games is impressive. The season is still young and Athletic are far from done, they have County and the Sons to play and they need to bring their A game for those crucial matches. Analysis Most Important Result: Eights United 2-1 Edd Kirby Athletic, United get right back on track after their 100% record is destroyed, Athletic really need to get some points week in week out. Turned on the Style Award: Mcoys Sons, 12 chances and 5 goals and incredible ratings, hard to see this side not being promoted. Player of the Day: Doryu Hamamoto, Ten Plus Win, 4 goals and an assist. Wonderful!

I wake up. Every log in is a day dream. My average form ain't what it seems. I check new youths then go back to sleep. My team might seem shallow but its a 10 year plan deep And all I care about is wins and econs A big away win theres my kind of silence Everybody says I've got to get a grip but then Oddy will give me the slip Battlestar Odwinica 0-0 AFC Rez Rabies Both these promoted teams were unable to find a killer blow in a uneventful encounter that will leave both managers unhappy. Both teams played 4-4-2 but really struggled to create many chances, their midfield left little to be desired and dipped below the level played in the mid league. Odwinicas attack which has scored 1 goal in 4 games again failed to impress and is an area that is crying out for a skilled veteran to be brought in. While Rabies attack was better and has been one of Rabies strengths for at least a season and a half, also did not perform incredibly. However both teams defense especially Odwinicas produced a fine organized display and did not falter once. Rabies now have 3 draws from 5 games and Odwinica 2 from 4, while they have shown fine resilience both these teams need to start getting some wins if they want to stay in the league. Roostophe Rovers 3-4 Haden United In the match of the season United recaptured their form of last season to win a battle of titanic proportions against the team to beat Roostophe Rovers. Rovers played their usual 3-5-2 while United opted for a 4-4-2 formation. Rovers had most of the chances in the 1st half as their midfield shone, but United scored first with Marconossi losing his marker and blasting the opening goal into the corner. Rovers responded immediately as Tartara curled in a long range effort. Not to be outdone Agostini hit in the 41st goal of his long career with a blistering effort outside the box. Rovers knew a defeat was not what they wanted as they sought to avenge past losses from a team their manager is beginning to loathe facing. Bond found himself with the ball outside the box and clipped in a long shot to make it 2-2. The match now was on a knife edge both teams went back on forth and it seemed to be Rovers who had the edge. Especially when United midfielder Mozzini was taken off with a ankle injury. This injury seemed to inspire United, firstly Weesle headed in a Hindrikson cross and then 2 minutes later on the 86 minute mark, Eveleens scored the 10th goal of his career with a close range shot. United led by 2 goals with 4 minutes to go and Rovers were stunned. Hapgood the Rovers captain was hauled off moments later as he fought for the ball and fell badly, Rovers scored deep into injury time with a penalty. But as soon as the game was restarted the final whistle blew. This was an incredible game to witness both teams defense was poor but in the end Uniteds attack was better than Rovers who had 5 more chances. If Rovers would have won or even drawn this match they would be carrying huge amounts of momentum to be champions even at this stage of the season. As it stands they are still favorites but are also human. Essex Elites 3-0 Secret United After an opening win the Elites have had a torried 3 game loss streak, however this ended today as their fans saw glimpses of why the Elites came 3rd last season. The Elites played 3-4-3 against Uniteds 4-4-2 and both sides seemed to have no answers to begin with as the 1st half ended with entertaining chances but no goals. Elites however turned on the style in the 2nd half, despite facing some of the best mid fielders in the league, the Elites midfield were equal if not better than Uniteds. Ling had the game of his life, he turned two United defenders before setting up Marples for a long range punt that went in. Ling again held off defenders and made another gap this time for Gledhill to hammer one home. Marples scored another this time from close range 2 minute later to seal the game. Every player on the Elites side, Carpernter and Ling especially, played their socks off to get this win. While Uniteds players did well their two strikers had a very poor game not taking advantage of the 3 defender formation they faced at all. The Elites are now placed 5th and have a game off before a crucial match at home against Happenstance. United are also against Happenstance but away, both those games are very important for all 3 clubs. The Sixty Fourthers 2-1 Happenstance FC Happenstance suffered a collapse of discipline as they sunk to a loss against the 64s. The match started off well for Happenstance as Phingphaew, who after being last seasons top scored with 12 goals has had a quiet season so far, headed in the opening goal a cross from Kono. However counting a yellow card before this goal up until the 61st minute Happenstance's players earned 6 yellow cards. A quite shocking amount caused by either messy tackling or a bias referee depending on who you talk to. The 64s were playing 4-5-1 and it looked like it may have backfired until Yaketi headed in a cross on the 67th minute. Players were at this point being injured left and center but through the chaos Goblecoqe nodded in a 2nd headed goal as Happenstance failed to defend a corner. The 64s after two horrendous away losses have gained two good home wins (although they still have the worst GD in the league), Happenstance need to start to pick points up again and have two vital games against Secret United and the Elites coming up. Analysis Most Important Result: Roostophe Rovers 3-4 Haden United, Rovers unbeaten run is over how significant this is we will find out in coming games. Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, Uniteds firepower today was incredible and won them the game. Player of the Day: Danny Ling, Essex Elites, not only did he set up two goals but the overlooked Ling played just as well as two of the best midfielders in the league.

If I'm in playing Xpert then I can spy on you spying on me. If I'm playing Baggies I will shut my eyes and pick what formation he will play. Get away from the relegation zone tell Dyson to hold back on the win bonus. And don't trick me. Dysonism F.C 1-1 Soap Box Utd Dysonism vs Soap Box was always going to be an interesting match. Dysonism before the match had an incredible record against Soap Box, 7 wins 1 draw and only 1 loss. Soap Box scored a measure of revenge by holding Dysonism to a draw at Dysonism's ground. Both teams started the match in a rough fashion and had a player badly injured each. Soap Box was playing 4-3-3 which gave them attacking power but limited their midfield. Dysonism had over 60% possession the entire game and used it well as they scored just before the half was up. The two star midfielders combined , as Sandford crossed the ball in for Stenholm to head home. Soap Box were not done though, their 4-3-3 formation paid dividends as Rainford found some space in the box and shot home his 2nd goal of the season for Utd. Dysonism looked the slicker side pushing forward with more chances and possession. But Alfen marshaled a resilient Utd defense that held out against the Dysonism attacks. This was a great point for Soap Box who are holding their own in a tough league, Dysonism are still undefeated but need another win soon. Recall United 1-2 Jaffa Munchers Two teams that were promoted last season and are now having wildly differing fortunes are Munchers and Recall United. United badly needed a win but failed to match Munchers were it mattered, both teams played 4-4-2 but United struggled to keep up with Munchers midfield. Refetov complimented Haky and Molhov and set up the first goal for Geller a close range shot. Only Hollingdale and Wallgren did really well for United in midfield but to add to their misery Hollingdale was hauled off after a mistimed tackle, the injury looked quite serious. Moments after this Haky headed the Munchers 2-0 ahead. United tried to form an attack and Elias a United defender found it hard to keep up with Uniteds attacks and earned himself two yellow cards. For his 2nd he gave away a free kick that the promising Whiteside blasted in. This was however Uniteds only chance of the match. Munchers were simply the better side and while it was unlucky that Hollingdale was lost United can't have a huge amount of complaints. Munchers soar to the top of the league while United are now buried at the bottom a striking contrast between the two promoted sides. DuDs Baggies 1-1 Tin Can Club The Baggies earned their 1st point of the season against a Tin Can Club side that has made a habit of drawing (3 draws out of 4 games). Playing a wild 4-2-4 formation the Baggies set out to hit Tin Can Club who were playing 4-3-3 with everything they had. This seemed to be working perfectly as two of the Baggies strikers combined Campa set the ball up for Shelton to head in to put the Baggies ahead. The match was quite quiet after this with few chances for either team, however Baggies were left sleeping with Saaf threaded a ball through for Piearce who beat the offside trap then beat the goalie to make it 1-1. Tin Can Club had striker Carleholm sent off just before the end for a 2nd yellow card but managed to secure the draw without him. The Baggies will be badly disappointed by this result, they really needed a win and dominated large parts of this match. Tin Can Club will be very happy with this point and are still unbeaten in the league. Madpool 2-1 Silverdale Hotpot Madpool beat Silverdale in a close contest which they will be glad to have won. Madpool will almost be relieved as in the end they had 9 chances to Silverdale's 3, Madpool played 3-5-2 and obviously had more creative power, while Silverdale opted for 5-3-2 going for defense over creative play. Madpools approach paid off first as Naranjo headed the side ahead after only 3 minutes. Silverdale had to work very hard to get past Madpool's midfield which was 2 men larger, however just before the half ended Malhotra found himself with the ball outside the box. He turned his man and blasted a goal into the top right hand corner for his first ever Silverdale goal. Not to be outdone Naranjo curled in a beauty when he found himself in space to make it 2-1 to Madpool. After this Madpool controlled most of the chance making opportunities and in the end won the game easily. Madpool need to start taking their good home winning form away while Silverdale need another win to rejuvenate their season. Analysis Most Important Result: Recall United 1-2 Jaffa Munchers, Munchers go top with a great away win while United fall to bottom. Turned on the Style Award: Madpool, created nearly 10 chances and controlled the match. Player of the Day: Guy Refetov, Jaffa Munchers, Naranjo did well for Madpool but Refetov really caught the eye in the Munchers match imposing himself to compliment other midfielders helped give Munchers the depth of midfield to beat Recall United as well as providing a great assist. Eights United win streak rest in peace Cubic County 4-0 Martinists Men County cruised to an easy win against what looks more and more to be an abandoned Mens team. Playing 4-4-2 County were good all across the field, they scored quickly as Waller crossed the ball in for Ashby to head home after 6 minutes. After the half resumed County stepped up and dominated their hapless opponents, Maupas sought out Ashby from a set piece who buried his cross to make it 2-0. Waller clinically finished a long shot that was back heeled towards him 11 minutes later. Finally Waller bursting down the wing crossed the ball in for Woozley to dive in and head in off the bar. The Men were outdone in every way except they “won” the battle of the red cards, their midfielder Johnson frustrated earned himself a 2nd yellow for a very late sliding tackle. Men are buried at the bottom of the table while County are now in the promotion zone with the best goal difference in the league. Veni Vidi Vici 2-1 Ten Plus Win Ten plus Win are still waiting for their first points and were agonizingly close today. After a frustrating first half for both teams Win took the lead early in the 2nd half, Naito threaded the ball through to Terada who slotted the ball home calmly for his first goal for his new club. Vici hit back soon after as Abrey went down the wing and pulled the ball back to a running Gower who blasted the ball from long range into the bottom left hand corner for a glorious goal. Both teams were coming at each other back and forth and it looked to be heading towards a draw as both defenses held out. With 5 minutes to go, Abrey knocked in a corner and who else but Gower rose above the rest and nodded the ball home. Heartbreak for Win who are still without a point, Vici probably deserved to win but the difference between these two new teams is incredible. Vici unbeaten at the top of the league Win without a point stuck right at the bottom. Eights United 0-1 Mcoys Sons After two very impressive away wins surely United had this one in the bag. Well no actually Sons gathered their team together for a great display against United. This might not be a huge surprise, before the season started Sons destroyed United 4-0 in a friendly at Uniteds ground. Today was not a slaughter to that extent but Sons did look in charge. They had all the chances in the 1st half, Jbil scored the only goal when he hit in a beautiful direct free kick that curled in for the Sons. Jevons looked like he might make it 2 when he stretched to head a cross in but missed and slammed into the post, he was taken off unconscious his manager looked very worried. United had more control and the chances in the 2nd half, however the Sons defense Curtis especially were on fine form and United had no real clear chances to score. Sons have now stepped up and are looking to be a clear promotion contender, United were outplayed today but are still up there near the top and need to beat Athletic today to get back to the top. Edd Kirby Athletic 0-0 Complete Domstercool Athletic's stop start season carries on as they endured a frustrating draw against a resilient Domstercool. The game started off as a very scrappy one with one yellow card and three injuries in the 1st half and only 1 chance. Luckily there were no more injuries and 3 chances for each side in the 2nd half. Athletic were playing 4-3-3 but could not break through the superb Domstercool defense, playing 4-5-1 Domstercool had fractionally more possession than Athletic to. However with their one striker they stood no chance of scoring against a wonderful Athletic defense and supreme goalie in Bain. On a side note Domstercools forward Mansell gained a yellow card and will be suspended next game while Domstercools only other striker is still recovering from injury. Both these teams are floating in the mid table and need to pick up the pace if they don't want to lose track of the top 4. Analysis Most Important Result: Eights United 0-1 Mcoys Sons, this win shows the return of a promotion chasing consistent Sons and stops United invincible charge. Turned on the Style Award: Cubic County, were incredible and now have the best GD in the league thanks to this win. Player of the Day: Quincy Abrey, Mcoys Sons, played well above his skill level to provide two assists and get Sons the win. Wow did not expect that!

I would be willing to offer for that player to.

Standing in line to see the Xpert Results today, I left without putting a win bonus on, maybe I can win who knows? Haden United 3-1 AFC Rez Rabies Haden United gained their first win in an impressive win against an in form Rabies. United stuck to a 4-4-2 formation against Rabies playing 3-4-3 obviously hoping Uniteds bad form of recent games would continue. Headon shot in his 49th goal for the club after 21 minutes sending the Rabies goalie the wrong way. Uniteds midfield was very impressive making 6 chances against 1 for Rabies. In the second half the pattern carried on and Weesle headed in a great Dinsdale cross. Youth and surely future star Vunderpond headed in his first ever goal for Rabies to give them some hope. However United were rampant, again they made 6 chances to Rabies 1. Mozzini finished the game off with a sweetly struck close range goal. Just before the end of the game Wiberg limped off after an awkward fall but should be back soon. This was a vital win for United after a poor start to the season they will try and build on this. For Rabies it was a disappointment but hardly a disaster. Noodle Esporte Clube 1-0 Battlestar Odwinica Odwinica tragically lost out on their 2nd away point of the season as Noodle won this game in injury time. The 1st half was very nervy as both teams failed to make any chances as they seemed to know how crucial this game was. The game opened up in the 2nd half but the only thing that was being accumulated was yellow cards not goals. It seemed the game was going to be a 0-0 draw as Odwinicas defense was on superb form. Robinho however dinked past an Odwinica defender and sped down the wing before floating the ball into the box. Rembrant rose above all the Odwinica defenders in the box and headed the ball home with conviction. The crowd went wild Noodle had stolen the game at the death. Noodle are on a huge roll and are 1 point off the top of the league having won their last 3 matches. Odwinica sadly look like they are certain relegation material but are also a tricky side to beat their game against Rabies will be very interesting. The Sixty Fourthers 4-3 Essex Elites The 64s notched up a crucial win after two crushing defeats while the Elites have now suffered 3 straight losses. The 64s playe 4-5-1 while the Elites went for 3-4-3, this formation seemed to be a horrific choice for the Elites as the 64s were 2 goals up in 8 minutes. Baralla headed in a sweetly worked opening cross to make it 1-0 and then moments later Hagolahi scored his first ever goal with a curling free kick. Rikabi who had assisted the Baralla goal, assisted again when he laid the ball off to Goblecoqe who made no mistake in scoring at close range in the box..This felt like the old 64s who were seen as one of the strongest teams in the league. However the Elites came back to life in the 2nd half, Gledhill fed a ball to Corben who vollied in his cross, Corben struck again when Ling fed a through ball to him to make it 3-2. The Elites seemed more threatening with their 3 strikers seeming to link up properly at last. However in a moment of genius against the run of play Gobady hit a ferocious shot in from outside the box that banged in off the post. The match was still not over though, Ling crossed in a high ball that Gledhill nodded home. Despite further efforts the 64s held out for a dramatic first win of the season. For the 64s like Haden United this victory was vital, for the Elites noone would have expected them to win this on paper but having nearly drawn the game in their current situation it might feel like a bigger loss than it is. Happenstance FC 1-1 Roostophe Rovers Happenstance took the first points off Rovers in a tight match. Happenstance played 4-4-2 against a 3-5-2 formation that Rovers put forward. Happenstance shocked the jubilant Rovers supporters when Harford punted in one of his famous free kick goals. Rovers seemed very dangerous and stronger than Happenstance in attack. Monington was menacing throughout although Happenstance contained him quite well. However he did feed through a ball to Tartara who chipped the ball past the goalie for his 3rd goal in 3 games. Neither side was up to their best and seemed to cancel each other out as the game faded to a draw. The point is a good one for Happenstance who have had a mixed opening set of games that sees them happily in 3rd. Rovers won't lose to much sleep over this result they still sit atop of the league with only Noodle challenging their lead. Analysis Most Important Result: The Sixty Fourthers 4-3 Essex Elites, the 64s had to win this one and just about did it! Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, 12 chances to 2 and 3 goals, Haden United needed to be back on top form and won in style. Player of the Day: Latif Al-Rikabi, The Sixty Fourhters, created two chances and was part of an awesome 64s midfield that got their manager their first win after a horrid opening 2 games.

Thank god for that! Certain defeat looms next match but at least a win is on the board. DuD that is awful luck Ive no idea how you didnt win that.

Hey! Watch Eights United go! Veni Vedi Vici 1-1 Cubic County Vedi carried on their unbeaten run with a impressive draw against veteran side Cubic County. Things started off slowly until County were struck with a piece of bad fortune, their striker Norcott was taken out in a rough tackle that had him replaced by Ashby. Norcott looks to be out until mid February. It was left to Countys midfield to provide a goal as Woozley teed up Vihko for a cracker of a long shot. County were playing youth goalie Greening who had a good game apart from a bad error where he missed a cross allowing Abrey to head the ball into an empty net to make it 1-1. In the 2nd half Vici pushed for a winning goal but for the moment Gower lacks a partner striker of his talents and it ended 1-1. County played better but Vici were toe to toe with them for large parts of the game. Both teams remain unbeaten and forces to be reckoned with. Mcoys Sons 3-0 Complete Domstercool There was a collective sigh of relief from the Sons fans as they won their first competitive fixture after 6 games without a win. The Sons were simply supreme producing one of the best performances in their clubs history. It is only thanks to Domstercools good defense that it wasn't a worse scoreline for them. Playing 3-5-2 the Sons midfield was rampant, Jbil the captain set Heckingbottom up for the first goal a close range shot. After the restart more and more pressure occurred (in the end the Sons had 9 chances) two more goals came within a minute of each other. Rossall curled in a long range shot then moments later Jibil nodded in a Moses cross. Domstrcools awful striker problems got worse as Rodwell sustained a bad injury and had to be replaced with a midfielder. The Sons move into the promotion zone while Domstercool look to have taken a big step backwards. Discount Viagra 2-3 Eights United Viagra and Eights United participated in a bad tempered yet thrilling match that confirmed the ascendancy of United. Viagra played 4-3-3 against Uniteds 3-5-2 these two very different formations competed in this vital match. There were 3 yellow cards and an injury before the first goal as the match started to turn into an unfriendly affair. It was Viagra who struck first as Hackworth scored his 3rd goal for the club when he shot past a static 3 man United defense. The half ended with another yellow cards, after the restart United scored two in quick succession. Flatland hit in a quickfire reaction shot in the box, then Horrem crossed a ball in for Bjornas to head in to the bottom right hand corner. The midfield battle was now brutal and 3 more yellow cards flew out of the refs pocket. United were controlling the chances with double the amount than Viagra the 2 men advantage in midfield was telling. However it was Viagra who scored next, Jordan floated a corner in that Arber headed in off the post. It was no that Uniteds 5 man midfield advanced and Viagra had 7 players charging forward attacking them. Eventually the dam broke Horrem found space to deliver another cross that Smerud headed in. Uniteds midfield withdrew and stopped any more Viagra chances. A great game that United deserved to win they are now 2 away games played 2 away games won. Martinists Men 2-2 Edd Kirby Athletic The Men frustrated another team with a battling draw, this time Athletic who were looking to bounce back after the humiliation of their last game. The Men shocked Athletic by scoring after 2 minutes, Jardin knocked in a inswining corner for his first ever goal for the club. Kirby Jr who is on form this season set up McKenna for a close range shot that he was never going to miss. The Men however in the 2nd half were controlling play with more and more pressure going forward as Athletic failed to create many chances in response. They did create one though, Hill who was magnificent swung in a freekick for McKenna to volley home. At this point Athletic thought they could close the win out. But their defense fell asleep as Bowman dodged past two defenders and beat the usually supreme Bain 1 on 1. Men don't look like title winners but are gaining draws here and there against tough teams. As for Athletic they will want a real fresh break from these last two games when they face Domstercool. Analysis Most Important Result: Discount Viagra 2-3 Eights United, Eights United are on fire at the moment another away win confirms their status as the ascendant team in this league. Turned on the Style Award: Mcoys Sons, 3 goals and 9 chances, they needed a big win after such a bad competitive streak and they got it in style. Player of the Day: Ivar Horrem, Eights United, played well above his skill level creating two chances and being part of Uniteds all star midfield.

Thats what she said. I hope I do to and in Xpert. Whose gonna throw the very first dirty trick? Noodle Esporte Clube 4-2 Haden United Uniteds dire start to the season carried on as Noodle earned a famous victory. Both teams played 4-4-2 but United looked vulnerable at the back at Robinho exposed them with a devastating header from a corner after 20 minutes. Just before the half ended disaster struck United as Harrington the elder of the United defenders was badly injured in a botched tackle, he was replaced by a unfit youth. Despite this United scored straight after the restart with Headon smacking in a Dinsdale lay off. Noodle then scored 2 goals that killed any United momentum, Batistuta floated in a great cross for Robinho to head home again. Then Batistuta himself scored as Zakay set him up with a through ball past a disorganized United defense. United struck back however as Weesle tapped in a corner moments later, the away crowd roared for their team to make a dramatic come back. It was not to be United were just to easy to score against, Zakay buried a corner with a half volley to make it 4-2. The teams were even but Uniteds defense was dire compared to Noodles. The goalie especially did a very poor job, Noodle go 2nd while United the current champions are facing a crisis. Essex Elites 1-4 Roostophe Rovers Rovers devastation of all in their domain continued as they gained revenge on the Elites for last seasons defeat and draw. Rovers were simply better in every department producing one of their best ever displays of football. Playing 3-5-2 they made more chances than the Elites who seemed in awe of their opponents. Monington spotted the goalie of his line when spearheading one of the Rovers attacks and lobbed him from just outside the box, incredible. The 2nd half brought more misery, Monington coolly hit another goal home after he dribbled into the box. Tarata broke away and scored the 3rd goal of his short career at Rovers. It was Minington who was the star though, he scored his hat trick with a casually struck goal that hit the post and went in. The Elites gained a consolation goal as Canham hit home a penalty in injury time. It was boys against men though, Rovers are on devastating form and seem to be the sole title contenders for the moment. The Elites after a good start have now endured two defeats and face the 64s in an important match on Friday. Secret United 4-0 The Sixty Fourthers United rediscovered their best form as they routed the miserable 64s. Both teams played 4-4-2 but it was United that looked the creative force out of the 2. Making an incredible 7 chances to 0 in the first half the 64s somehow held out. But the onslaught carried on in the 2nd half as chance after chance arrived, Brusling whacked home a goal for United after a corner as the crowd went wild that the breakthrough had been made. Brusling then exhibited devastating form curling in a cross for Kit to head home. Then producing two of the best long range through balls the league has seen to set up breakaways and goals for Crowley and then Kit. Brusling was immense and the 64s looked deflated having nothing to offer. United can now build on this win while the 64s look to be a shadow of their former self now have a -7 goal difference after 2 games. AFC Rez Rabies 2-2 Happenstance FC Rabies in an action packed game failed to gain their first victory over Happenstance in 7 attempts. Rabies 4-3-3 was set against Happenstances 4-4-2 line up, it seemed to work at first as Soder who played brilliantly again set up Gladh for the 18th goal of his career. Kono changed the game in 2 minutes as the Happenstance captain firstly teed up Alejo for a tap in to make it 1-1. Then Kono scored his own goal as he placed a shot from Burbages corner. Tragedy struck though as just before the end of the 1st half Kono trying to head a ball over from a corner headed it into the back of his own net. The 2nd half was much quieter than the 1st with only 1 chance each, Rabies picked up two injuries prolific star Wiberg and youth defender Carmont the manager will be relieved both injuries seemed to be short term. The game ended with a whimper and Rabies will be glad it was Happenstance who looked like they could have gone on to win it. Analysis Most Important Result: Noodle Esporte Clube 4-2 Haden United, Noodle make it 2 wins out of 3 and look to be securing their top half position as Uniteds season goes from bad to worse. Turned on the Style Award: Secret United, it was nearly Rovers but United edge them out because 12 chances and 4 goals without reply is just detestation personified. Player of the Day: Noa Brusling, again Monington challenged for this but Brusling was just ridiculously good in his game. Took part in all 4 goals in a near perfect performance. Now heres Dysons first win. Its alright! Lies Lies! Now heres Emo hes still unbeaten. Its alright! Lies Lies! Now heres Shortys hes out of the drop zone. Its alright! Lies Lies! Now heres Tin Can Club hes getting promoted. Its alright! Lies Lies! Recall United 0-1 Dysonism F.C Dysonism notched up their first win in the middle league as they poured misery on Recalls bad start to the season. United played a 5-3-2 formation but this simply gave Dysonism the opportunity to run the game as they had 63% possession. The 1st half was uneventful bad 3 yellow cards and 2 unfortunate injuries to two Dysonism players that will displease the manager. Dysonism struck straight away after the restart with Sandford crossing in a ball for the substitute Garcia to head in. United did begin to make chances to try and hit back but their strike force had an especially disappointing game leaving Hollingdales efforts amounting to nothing. United badly need a win as Dysonism will now look to enter the promotion places with more victories. Tin Can Club 2-1 Silverdale Hotpot Silverdale suffered their first loss of the season as Tin Can Club marched on to a promotion place with a well earned victory. Playing 4-3-3 they pursued a offensive style of play. Gottskalk headed in a goal after a mere 13 minutes to put Tin Can Club ahead. Silverdale while looking solid in all areas lacked a spark to test Tin Can Club. The game was tight but Gottskalk headed in another goal at 70 minutes to round off a sterling performance in his 1st game of the season. Andervi who had been beavering away in midfield for Silverdale swung in a corner that youth midfielder Jerome hit home to score his first ever goal for the club after 23 games. Silverdale however lacked the inspiration needed to gain a 2nd. Tin Can Club earned a deserved win but Silverdale will be ready to prove themselves in the rematch later in the season. Emo Blades 1-0 DuDs Baggies Blades battled for a victory in a brutal match against the Baggies. Baggies desperate for a win seemed to go after the Blades and youth Canmore and striker Zeca were injured in the fallout. Baggies for all their aggression lacked any creative force and made 0 chances the whole game. Zecas substitution youth Arreola scored his first goal since Season 10 with a coolly placed header. The game carried on as Blades shut down any Baggies attacks and seemed content to hang back with the win in the bag. Another Emo player, youth defender Bruce was injured right at the death of the game. Blades however are still undefeated and now top the table, Baggies are stuck at the bottom with 2 losses from 2 games. Soap Box Utd 3-1 Madpool Utd gained a huge victory against demoted Madpool to lift them out of the relegation zone and kick start their season. The two teams played very different formations, Utd played 3-4-3 against Madpools 4-5-1. This seemed to work against Madpool as Utds light defense was let off from any severe testing. Utd took the lead via a breakaway when Hoogeveen hit it past the goalie on 12 minutes. Two minutes later star midfielder Hadley was stretchered off the pitch after an awkward fall much to Madpools dismay, he will be out for over a week at least. The game took a violent turn after this with each side gaining a penalty each as the tackles flew in. Quintal for Madpool and Rainford for Utd hit their penalties in. Utd striker Muiren made it 3 goals in 3 games as Madpool failed to keep up with the Utd attack conceding from another breakaway. Young midfielder Snildal stupidly shortly after this goal decided to get in the face of a Madpool player provoking a minor fight that had him sent off. The game was a fractious one but Utd will be pleased with the 3 points no matter the fallout. Analysis Most Important Result: Recall United 0-1 Dysonism F.C, Dysonism get their first win and United fail again to get 3 points and badly need a win soon. Turned on the Style Award: Soap Box Utd, was a messy game but Utds style shone through with 3 goals. Player of the Day: Thordur Gottskalk, Tin Can Club, two headed goals got his team the win in his best ever performance for his club.

I don't really know what is going wrong with my club atm. Its really hard trying to prioritise I mean I played a nearly full strengh sqaud today and still got a whipping. Very odd, hopefully things will brighten up soon. Oddy (or anyone else who likes giving advice) do you think I have brought youths that are to poor and young should I do Morias strategy of spending more on older more developed youths? I am unsure of myself at this point! Also, Mr Brightside is a blast from the past!

Hey don't be sad man it shows we go way back! Me and Roostophe I should say. Congrats btw you are going mental like me last season

Me and the Villan have swapped roles from last season! Division 1 here I come baby!

Season 1 was bullshit Season 2-3 almost big big bullshit Season 4-11 I don't even have to tell you, apart from 4 maybe Get out of it this shits happening now. Its all about now! Now now now! Bigger, faster, sweatier, skinnier, whiter, blacker, gracer. Dysonism F.C 3-3 Jaffa Munchers The much anticipated debut of Dysonism in league one was completed in this match that was more a duel of the titans than a football contest. Both teams played 4-4-2 and readied themselves for this impressive face off. Molhov hit the first blow with a blistering direct free kick that nearly tore the back of the net apart. Dysonism were in control of the game however and Spirito floated in a perfectly weighted cross for Boland to nod home. Minutes later Twigg stuck outside the Munchers box passed the ball to a waiting Stenholm who struck in the 25th goal of his long career. It was Munchers who looked fresher in the 2nd half and too back the lead in a stunning 4 minute period of play. Refetov who had the best game of his career threaded a ball through to Geller who sent the goalie the wrong way. Molhov later made a dashing run down the wing and crossed the ball in for Refetov to send the ball smashing into the back of the net with a superb header. Munchers fans were celebrating like they had won the league, but Dysonism's Spirito finding himself in space in the box hit a low shot that the goalkeeper couldn't reach and made it 3-3. This was a incredible game that got better and better. Are both these sides going to be playing in the top league next season? Madpool 2-0 Recall United Uniteds tough start to the season continued as they faced a 2nd demoted team away. Madpool were in control throughout the match wanting to prove themselves after their opening loss. The first half was a very tight one as United's strategy of trying to suppress Madpool with a 4-5-1 formation seemed to work a trick as only 1 chance was created. Naranjo struck a sweet shot after the restart to give Madpool the lead while the fantastic Hadley floated in a free kick moments later for Trainer to slot home. In the battle of the two start midfielders Madpools Hadley and Uniteds Hollingdale, Hadley easily won. This contest seems pivotal when you observe that Madpools 4 man midfield created 5 more chances than Uniteds 5 man midfield. United are having a tough time of it at the moment and face Dysonism next so things are looking to get harder. Madpool proved their worth today and face Soap Box Utd next in a important match. Silverdale Hotpot 0-0 Emo Blades Silverdale and Emo Blades seemed content to host a draw as they participated in a match that should be noted for defensive rather than offensive skill. Both teams played 4-4-2 and created a fair amount of chances, 3 for Silverdale and 4 for the Blades. But the Blades goalie Packham was on terrific form while Zeca was having a customary off day. For Silverdale the defender Drynan was the one stopping the Blades as Hudson like Zeca up front also had a poor game. Both these sides so far have done well done what is expected of them but may need a spark of genius if they want to stay in the spots they reside in currently. Silverdale especially have the chance to prove this tomorrow. Soap Box Utd 2-2 Tin Can Club Both of these teams have failed to gain a win so far and really pushed for one in this match. Utd played 3-4-3 and this seemed to make an instant impact when Muiren struck home a shot just outside the box. Tin Can Clubs more balanced midfield started to take control after the goal though and made 3 chances in the 1st half. Two of these were converted, the captain Pall forced home a close range cross. Then another midfield player Viveiros thumped home a shot from the corner of the Utd box. The 2nd half was dramatic as the game opened up both sides going for goals in front of a captivated audience. Murien scored his 2nd as he rose above defenders to head home a Sheedy cross. Both teams were still going after the winner but the game ended in a 2-2 draw. Both these teams are in the relegation zone at the moment but both have shown they can play great football expect to see a win from one of these clubs very soon. Analysis Most Important Result: Madpool 2-0 Recall United, as everyone else draws Madpool pick up a sweet 3 points. Turned on the Style Award: Madpool, not only did they win but they did it with real style, 8 chances to 3 is impressive. Player of the Day: Daniel van der Murien, Soap Box Utd, his 2 goals gained Soap Box a much needed opening point. Cubic County 3-1 Ten Plus Win County got off to a confident start in their bid to be promoted right back to the middle league. Ten Plus Win being a new side were simply outclassed in what was mostly a one sided affair. Maupas who was sublime throughout set up 2 goals in the first half. Firstly he threaded a ball through for Norcott to slide past the goalie. Maupas then hit a 30 yard pass behind the defense that Waller latched onto and took past the goalie. Ten Plus Win star star Koji headed a goal in just before the half ended to make things interesting. However County with 60% possession were to dominant to be broken down again. Maupas for the 3rd time created another another goal again for Waller who headed the cross emphatically into the back of the net. Ten Plus Win cannot blame themselves for this loss and did well to score. County were on fire and are almost dead certainties to be promoted from this league. Edd Kirby Athletic 0-4 Veni Vidi Vici In the long history of the report, a shock of this magnitude has been hard to recall. Athletic who many tipped would thrive in this league got beaten by 4 goals deservedly by new team Veni Vidi Vici in one of the most shocking results ever. Athletic were simply horrendous throughout this game , they created the sum total of 0 chances with every single player performing below their capability. In opposition to this Vici were outstanding as their new squad performed incredibly. Athletic played a 3-5-2 formation and Vici seemed at first hesitant and held back from attacking to much. When they seemed to get a handle of Athletic they hit them on the break just before the end of the half, Gower easily put it past the goalie who dived the wrong way. Vici sensing weakness flew out of the blocks in the 2nd half, Gower scored again with a header. Then some awful defending cost Athletic a penalty, this was slotted away by Whetherby. Abrey then set up Whetherby again for a tap in in the 6 yard box. By this time Athletic fans were leaving and the players wish they could. It could have been 8-0 but 4 was enough. Vici now stand as the league leaders in their first season while Athletic must be in minor crisis mode. Complete Domstercool 2-0 Discount Viagra Domstercool defied critics by earning a handy win over Viagra. Domstercool controlled the opening half of play and were rewarded when Mansell hit in the 18th goal of his career. Viagra played 4-3-3 but Domstercools defense was on such good form that Viagra had real problems creating good chances compared to half chances. Rodwell made it 2-0 to Domstercool after the break. Sadly for Domstercool Mansell twisted his ankle trying to tackle a Viagra player, he will be out till early February. However it was a good first win for Domstercool proving they still have some fight in them. Viagra got their tactics wrong but will be back hoping to beat Eights United. Martinists Men 0-0 Mcoys Sons The Sons frustrating start to the season carries on as they are held to another draw by what they would consider to be a lesser opponent. The Sons dominated the Men with 4 chances to 0 and over 60% of possession. However the Men's goalie McAfferty had the game of his career producing great save after great save. To compound this the Sons two strikers were not on their best form and failed to test the goalie as much as their manager would want. Both teams had injuries 2 for the Men and 1 for the Sons as they pushed to try and get a goal. In the end its a bad result for both teams, the Men will have to start winning at home soon or draw more convincingly while the Sons will curse having let 3 points slip away. Analysis Most Important Result: Edd Kirby Athletic 0-4 Veni Vidi Vici, no contest a mad result with wide implications on the league. Turned on the Style Award: Veni Vidi Vici, played with utter style making 8 chances and converting 4 playing like a team that had been together for 2 seasons not 2 games. Player of the Day: Emile Maupas, Cubic County, was a joy to watch setting up 3 beautiful goals.

The times are a-changing and the upsets are arriving Haden United 1-1 Battlestar Odwinica United had a poor first game as Odwinica proved their tactical prowess gaining their first point in the league. United fielded youth talent in all 4 areas of their team and were looking to have paid for it when Odwinica went ahead in the first half, Passoni curled in a free kick that Howarth slotted home after indecision by Uniteds youth goalie. United were contained most of the game, they were playing 4-3-3 but chances were extremely limited as Odwinica pulled back trying to secure a shock upset. However one of United's youth choices Sbaccanti hit home a superb long shot with just 2 minutes to go! Odwinica fans were distraught as they nearly pulled off one of the biggest upsets in a long time. Still Odwinica did great earning a point, for United they need a better balance of youth and talent in the future if they want to stick with the top sides. Happenstance FC 2-3 Noodle Esporte Clube The two previous meetings between these clubs results in an away win a piece of each of them in season 10. And yet again in a thrilling encounter an away win was the gained result. Things started off well for Happenstance as Harford scored again curling in one of his vintage free kicks. Batistuta leveled things up as he headed in a cross delivered by Rembrant. Happenstance seemed to have delivered a crucial blow when Alejo weaved past two players and lobbed the goalie to make it 2-1 to Happenstance. Noodles attack led by Batistuta was on fire though and had a superb period of play minutes later. Firstly Vicente tapped the ball home in the penalty area then moments after the restart the captain Robinho intercepted a pass and broke through the Happenstance defense, he beat the goalie one on one and ran to the away supporters who were ecstatic. Noodle held out and earned a huge victory, they seemed a club that was good but maybe not good enough. This result has changed all perceptions. Roostophe Rovers 3-1 Secret United Now to two victories from clubs very much in the ascendancy, the first is Rovers triumph over Secret United. This was a clash of the midfields with Rovers playing 3-5-2 and United playing 4-5-1. United won the battle with more possession and chances but Rovers won the war. Uniteds sole striker Crowley had a pretty poor game in fact he scored the opening goal for Rovers heading the ball into his own net by mistake after a corner. Tartara added to this with a vicious shot just in the penalty box after 33 minutes. United began to fade rapidly and badly needed the half to finish, Rovers scored again at 43 minutes as Mazzoleni teed up Nugent with a back heel to curl in a wonderful long range shot, the 5th of his 121 game career. Brusling as per usual played with complete style and scored with a short range shot at the 77 minute mark.. United did deserve a goal but Rovers deserved the win. Rovers look very much the best team in the league so far after a poor season last time around. United need a morale boosting 3 points in the next game. AFC Rez Rabies 4-2 Essex Elites So we come to the other team in the ascendancy, after a good opening away draw to Secret United Rabies convincingly beat the team that came 3rd last season, Essex Elites. Both teams were on the hunt for goals with the Elites playing 4-3-3 and Rabies playing 3-4-3. Elites started off very brightly with Hooke lobbing the ball in the box for Marples to head in off the post. Fjallstrom who is looking to make a name for himself in this league, had other ideas about the Elites keeping the lead. He scored twice both with headers, the first one a diving header after a Bapista cross the second a looping effort from a precise Wiberg cross. Rabies areal supremacy carried on in the 2nd half as Wiberg delivered a beautiful ball for Zellman to nod in. Elites hit back in the 68th minute with a headed goal of their own from Canham. However another Wiberg set up allowed Hallerstrom to slot the ball home to rapture from the home fans. Rabies fully deserved this win, while Elites scored twice they only had two chances Rabies had 8 and 59% possession. It was a wonderful performance from a side who are in excellent form. Analysis Most Important Result: Happenstance FC 2-3 Noodle Esporte Clube, huge away win for Noodle shows they are ready and willing to stay in the top flight. Turned on the Style Award: AFC Rez Rabies, this team is simply on fire looked the complete package, 8 chances and 4 goals. Player of the Day: Johan Fjallstrom, AFC Rez Rabies, expect to see the name of this 20 year old striker a lot more in these reports, 2 great goals today.