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Have they scrapped the rule about having to stay on your line? I was half expecting Reina to put a tackle in, he was close enough.

For some reason I'm fine with bees and wasps, although I've never been stung by either so maybe that's why. Of course maybe I should be afraid of them cos I don't know if I have a fatal allergy to their stings!

Probably something happening to my girlfriend or something. But in terms of more "phobic" fears, dogs make me rather nervous. I can blame my gran, who looked after me a lot when I was little. She was terrified of them, and always used to drag me away from any in the street.

The Chef from Spur's hotel:

Negative from who? From 13 year olds worried about being seen playing a game with non-gritty and realistic graphical style? I'd rather the next Zelda was cell shaded than self consiously "mature".

Cracking own goal from a couple of weeks ago, just to keep this thread going http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csQG0ZciFQ&search=bury%20own%20goal

They play in goal like I do, scared of the ball, scared of the ground

Watched the whole match and it was more the fact that Leeds were woeful. Woman's football's got a long way to go, the goalkeepers especially are really, really poor. Mostly it was like watching sunday league.

Yep. And then when things like this happen, everyone calls her loopy, even people who spend every sunday reading and being read the bible. http://www.wftv.com/news/8649494/detail.html?subid=22105266&qs=1;bp=t

I love the way the story of Noah's ark, where a spiteful and childish God murdered practically everyone on earth, innocent or not, by drowning and left Noah's children to repopulate the planet through incest, somehow became a sweet childrens story to introduce children to the bible and is represented by cute little boats bobbing around under rainbows and doves on the walls of sunday schools.

I suggest not believing everything you read on the internet.

I wonder if we'll see Nintendogs Wii?

I'd rather there was no third secret than it be something daft like a VR headset or projector. VR, like 3D movies, was the 'future' in the 80s, not now.

Most people worked out what a bad idea "Virtual Reality" was in about the early ninties after it being the "future of gaming" for 5 years.

Yeah, it was a cracking goal to be fair! Shame he shares a name with the odious Tim Cahill.

Songs were great yesterday: You're even worse than last time, you're even worse than last time... You're the worst team in history twice, you're the worst team in history twice, you're the worst team in history, worst team in history, worst team in history twice. You're just a sad mackem bastard/you're getting sacked in the morning - to the groundsmans assistant who had a strop after the game, threw the corner flags he'd been collecting on the ground and stormed off after being taunted by geordies, had to be restrained by a steward, was told to go and pick them up again by his boss, took his coat off and threw it on the floor, then sat down and cried Shearer, what's the score? - At 3-1, mirroring what the mackems were singing 6 minutes ago at 1-0 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when... Sunderland celebrated the defeat by making monkey noises at Charles N'Zogbia, kicking the hell out of a 14 year old lad, throwing their season ticket (with one game left) on the pitch and smashing the windows of their own city's cars and buses. Classy.

Well you can play pretty much any console through a computer monitor using a VGA box anyway.

Get in, beat the mackems 4-1, they were gutted - leaving the stadium, throwing their season tickets away, throwing coins and bottles at the directors box cos there were mags there

Newcastle. Been going since I was about 6 or 7 and got a season ticket in the East Stand.

Bah, worst result all round. I put 3 Man U players in my fantasy team and made rooney captain cos they were playing those hapless mackem bastards. But I was sort of hoping that Sun'lun would magically win so we could relegate them on Monday

Creationism does more damage to relgion than it does to science. That's why the high ranking religous types with a bit of nous (like Mr Pope) accept evolutionary theory.

More than you would ever want to know about marmite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

Nope, yeast. Think it was the waste from the beer brewing process originally, but I could be wrong.

If you can complete Phoenix Wright in 10 days, you have no life and a seemingly limitless supply of caffine and amphetamine.