Nintendork Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Sad as smell-o-vision. Sad as 'it's powered by orange juice' God.. It's sad but true.
Nintendork Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Yes I know it's a joke.. but end of the day there are fools running around believing this crap. We're all barking up the wrong tree I think.
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 I know. There so many idiots out there like this "No end soon" bloke who claim "OMFG!1! i SaW tEh ReVoLuTiOn!!!1 It makes me sick.
BlueStar Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 To be honest, I don't think there's another ground breaking aspect of the revolution which is yet to be announced.
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 i kNoW!!1 iTs TeH sMeEl-O-vIsSiOn AnD 3D hElmEt!1! Just doing an impression of 98% of all revolution blogs.
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 It actually runs off radioactive cats.
DCK Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 That's unlikely, it's probably a power source yet to be discovered by mankind, given to Nintendo by an alien race because they like Zelda. The good thing thing about it is that the power source makes the Rev compatible with Dolby Digital, cassette tapes and gold fish fodder.
Pyxis Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 What is the 2nd secret? The 1st is the controller right? Or is the 1st the virtual console? BTW, nice cartoon! Reminds me of watching Star Trek: TNG and all of those holo deck scenarios!:p Who'd want to be hurt by a game!
Stocka Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 To be honest, I don't think there's another ground breaking aspect of the revolution which is yet to be announced. Nintendo said that this secret feature is more revolutionary than the controller.
dabookerman Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Nintendo said that this secret feature is more revolutionary than the controller. show us a source to remind us all hmmmmm?
Stocka Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 show us a source to remind us all hmmmmm? It was a long time ago. Trust me they said it, or at least something along the lines.
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 The true revolution is without a doubt, a fish delivery service. he he, I just started a new rumour. Two days later, on th gamefaqs forum: OMFG! TeH 3 rEvOlUtIoN iS tEh FiSh DeLiVeRy SeRvIcE!11!
Demuwan Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 It was a long time ago. Trust me they said it, or at least something along the lines. To back Stocka up I do remember them saying that. Can't find the source though soz.
Nintendork Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 I think we really are all barking up the wrong tree. Nintendo wouldn't say there was a secret if it wasn't worth: A. protecting from competitors still in development and therfore if A is true: B. it is not easily guessed and they can safely reveal there is a secret but it's totally mind blowing. it's hard for us to comprehend I guess.. I have faith Nintendo won't let me down..but I'm a very skeptical realist when it comes to this.. I think it's gonna be Miyamoto brain juice. I will co-sign what Stocka said, Nintendo said that the next secret is more revolutionary. I didn't hear Iwata point to the flap on the Revolution console and say "the real Revolution is in here" but I did hear Iwata say the secret is more revolutionary.. it's certainly not gonna be a microphone, or some piss poor hardware revision.
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 Possibly a insant girlfriend finder? *Hopes that is true*
Demuwan Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Possibly a insant girlfriend finder? *Hopes that is true* LMAO Just use LYNX mate it always works for me. EDIT(Did u say finder I thought u meant blinder soz)
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 Its hopeless trying to get a GF here in Spain, especially if you're English. (Everyone thinks I'm a freak coz I'm English... bloody xenophobic freaks!)
Atomic Boo Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 cmon guys i cant beleive your immaturity. the big secret is a porn channel from japan
triforcemario Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 ^ Agreed with. Now, lets spred that onto th gamefaqs forums! *laughs evily*
BlueStar Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Nintendo said that this secret feature is more revolutionary than the controller. I hope it's as groundbreaking as the megaton announcement was!!!!1111one-one-one-eleven
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