Goafer Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 Got some Hula Hoops so we're all set for vouchers. I'm guessing that was Nightwolf who text me today (seeing as I already have Moogle's number)? Yeah all is set for me tomorrow. Everyone else still coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Yeah that was 'wolf. All is still go on my end. I got a 2for1 and a 50% as well. So I'll bring them anyway, just in case. Edited August 16, 2011 by MoogleViper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Yes that was me, I shall see you both bright and early tomorrow, I r looking forward to it, I've not been to alton towers in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 So: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Y'know fuck yeah to those party rings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I am jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I am jealous. Damn right you are. Nightwolf took us into the forest and raped us. She's surprisingly strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Damn right you are. Nightwolf took us into the forest and raped us. She's surprisingly strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 She destroyed the evidence. Also... I AM THE DUEL MASTER!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I should also mention here n-e that: 1. They propositioned me with a pot noodle. 2. I was sitting down and out of breath, they took it the wrong way. In other words - goafer and moogle are dirty perverts. Yeha. Also 68k on the Duel ride, fucking machine, stop wanking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 1. They propositioned me with a pot noodle. Lies! Goafer said (something along the lines of) that up north, all you need to get a girl into bed. To which 'wolf instantly replied, "I'd like a pot noodle." She then sat on the floor and said, "I can't get up, I'm in such a vulnerable position". 2. I was sitting down and out of breath, they took it the wrong way. Also not true. She led us down into a forest, and laid down on the grass in a secluded clearing. She then said, "Oh look at me, being alone in the forest with two guys". She then told us that she had really low standards. goafer and moogle are dirty perverts. This bit is true. Also 68k on the Duel ride, fucking machine, stop wanking! It was a very erotic ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I feel that you've just been twisting my words all day. Perverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 What really happened in the forest: Nightwolf: "I really am too trusting, walking through the woods with 2 strangers" After a brief climb of some stairs, Miss Wolf becomes "tired". "I need to sit down. I'm far too tired to carry on walking, running away from something would certainly be out of the question. I doubt I could even defend myself from an assailant, should one or possibly two try to take advantage of little old me" What really happened with the Pot Noodle: Me: "I hear girls will have sex for a Pot Noodle up north" Nightwolf: "I fancy a Pot Noodle" Me: "I think I have a solution to both of our problems..." Other highlights: "I say that's a lot of hair" from a guy dressed up as ye olde Navy officer. My self esteem being torn to tatters at every opportunity by Nightwolf (her mouth said no no, but her eyes said yes yes. Moogle's face on Rita. I have never seen a funnier face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Whilst that is something that I would do, in this instance the twisting of words was not necessary. Goafer will corroborate my story. Moogle's face on Rita. I have never seen a funnier face. I'm just wonderfully photogenic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Oh god the face, that would have been brilliant to post, we should have gone back and bought it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 (edited) For legal reasons, we can't show the actual pictures, but here is a dramatic re-enactment with George Lucas playing Nightwolf: Edited August 17, 2011 by Goafer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Hope you guys had a good time. Wish I'd just spent the money and joined you :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoMan1031 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Good to hear you guys had a good time... I ended up being in work till 0100. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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