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DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

 

I can't believe that not even this way, my fathers won't let me get it...

 

I'm so mad, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

*Gets shotgun, loads it with a big "click"*

 

Prepare for ultimate troll...

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How did you tell your parents (lol at fathers), that a stranger from the internet wanted to give you a 360?

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DAMN, i meant parents ;________________;

 

Hum... (Bad English translation, i'l talk in Portuguese and English, Portuguese being accurate, English being awful):

 

 

 

Português: "Ola, um amigo meu do reino unido quer dar-me a XBOX360 dele, ele diz que é uma porcaria, e não se importa de me dar a mim, que iria adorar, só tenho de pagar pelos portes"

 

"É um amigo de familia?" (A minha familia está espalhada em Inglaterra, Espanha e França)

 

"Mais ou menos..." (Hesitante)

 

"Não é de um daqueles forums marados, pois não?"

 

"Mais... ou menos..." (hesitante)

 

"NEM PENSES, A PESSOA PODE SER PEDOFILA, ÉS MALUCO OU QUE?" (5 Horas de sermão)

 

 

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English: "Hi, a dear friend of mine from England wants to give me his xbox360, because he thinks it sucks, and he doesn't mind giving me because i like it"

 

"Is he from the family?"

 

"... Kinda..."

 

"He isn't from that stupid forums you like going to, are they?"

 

"... Kinda?"

 

"NO WAY, WHAT IF ITS A PEDOPHILE? NO WAY IN HELL I'L LET YOU GIVE HIM THE ADRESS" (5 hours of talking about the problems in the net, yadayada)

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Woo, I understood the portuguese part xD

I wouldn't mind a free 360 ;)

 

But you don't have to leave... :D

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Ahhh....I love our portuguese community. Fun times where you least expect them. :grin:

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What the fuck is going on here? What the fuck?

 

But yes, hail.

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And I did! which is amusing because ur portuguese is slightly different.

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And I did! which is amusing because ur portuguese is slightly different.

 

É claro que sim, carago! :heh:

 

Well, that was a nice surprise. Brazillians here at N-Europe.

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Wait, Diageo is Brasilian? Wasn't him from Ireland?

 

Olá amigo, bora falar estrangeiro para ninguem para além de nós compreender o que estámos a dizer.

 

O Tellyn é um paspalho e eu estou a falar mal dele sem ele me compreender, sou tão rebelde xD

 

(Agora descobria que o Tellyn era espanhol e levava um ban permanente X_X)

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Mm-kay, can one of my Portugese comrades translate what he just said for me, please?

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Mm-kay, can one of my Portugese comrades translate what he just said for me, please?

 

Really... do you care?? Even if just a tiny bit?? :D

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He came out of the closet for you basically.

 

He also seems to think that Tellyn is spanish.

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Hey friend, lets'za (it's let's said in a form equivalent to what chavs use, so let's mispell it to make it literal) speak foreign language so no one understands what we're saying.

 

Tellyn is a simpleton (synonym for a idiot, but in a form only idiots and old people use these days) and I'm talking about him without he understanding me, I'm so rebellious xD

 

(Now I'd discover that Tellyn was spanish (thus understanding written portuguese to a certain extent, being a latin language too) and that would warrant me a permanent ban X_X)

 

Good enough?

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Translated by Hellfire (cheers to Pedro also):

 

hey friend lets talk foreign so noone besides us understands what we we're saying

 

Tellyn's a clown and I'm instulting him without him understading, I'm such a rebel XD

 

(NOw I'd found out that Tellyn is spanish and would get permabanned X_X)

 

I'm a Spanish clown? Awesome. :)

 

We've kinda gone off-topic here...

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not clown literally, more like a light insult or something like that. You spanish clown. Seriously, wtf is going on here.

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So he didn't just admit he was gay for Tellyn?! Dear lord, what have I been saying in this forum all this years!

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Buh, you ruined everything, i was about to start saying "Tellyn" meant "Wisdom"

 

You suck :(

 

Also:

 

"Bora" doesn't mean "lets'za", and it isn't minimally chav :\

 

"Paspalho" isn't used by old people, its used by idiots, though :D

 

Edit: Oh, and "Paspalho" doesn't mean clown, its actually the most light insult i found (so, that's the reason why i used, and looked like an idiot), just in case some idiot would start translating what i said...

 

Which happened, by the way

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Im brazilian but I live in ireland.

 

Portuguese is taking over the site eh?

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