Dante Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 This dead alien-like being found in a small town in Thailand was claimed to be born from a cow and seems at first to be a severe case of birth malformation defect. A closer examination however reveal that the alien being resembles too much of a human baby with its front legs looking more like hands than feet. In the form of a ritual, the local residents pour baby powder onto the dead body and burnt incense in their belief of cleansing the area of evil and hopeful that it will be reincarnated peacefully. More pics can be found here. ?
Paj! Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 Cow-Baby has finally made it's return to earth. *spreads salt around self in a circle, and begins to chant, in hopes that he will be spared the suffering that will inevitably come*
Solo Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 That cow hasn't been grazing at Black Mesa by any chance?
Hellfire Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Now seriously, it's just perspective, the head's a little deformed, the legs are spread, you view it from the top, voilá: alien.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 I know here at N-Europe we like to accommodate for all our fellow European brethren...But speak ENGLISH! This IS ENGLAND and this IS ENGLAND! Ooo are ya? Ooooo are ya?!!! Just kidding brothers
Hellfire Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 We're speaking spanish anyway, which isn't something I like to do lol. It's out of the way though, sorry for the spam.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 We're speaking spanish anyway, which isn't something I like to do lol. It's out of the way though, sorry for the spam. Nah, just kidding. Its no problem at all. English is not the lingua franca of planet Earth or indeed Europe.
Supergrunch Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 El hijo del diablo! It's the son of the devil! MADRE DE DIOS, ES LA VACA DIABLO! Mother of gods, it's the devil cow! DETRÃS DE TI IMBECIL! Something about after idiots, but too drunk to work it out... Could be a case of some guy fucking a cow? Extremely doubtful - even if fertilised that would result in a miscarriage of some sort. Unpaired chromosomes and the resulting problems are not good.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Maybe we are just bearing witness to (hyper) evolution.
Ramar Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Maybe we are just bearing witness to (hyper) evolution. The cows shall rise and walk like man! Just like in Dairylea adverts! Hell is upon us..
Olympic Gamer Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Any chance of this being served in a restraunt any time soon? I'd like a piece.
Jimbob Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Any chance of this being served in a restraunt any time soon? I'd like a piece. Yeah, you could just picture it now. "We'd like to place and order, can we have some of that thing over there please and two beers as well, thanks". Back on topic now. Looks very very wierd that does. Too wierd to be a cow or a human. Could be alien or a case of cross breeding.
Tellyn Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 They did put some sort of powder on it... Weird. I take it they're doing DNA analysis?
Guest Stefkov Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 This is clearly just to cover up the consequences of incest. Giving birth to a deformed child so they stick some hooves on it, burn it and cover it in white powder to make it look like some wierd cow.
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