Posted October 21, 2005 Hello n00bs, how do i get a girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Show the girls your penis. Always works, guaranteed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Kidnap the first one that talks to you and chain her up in the basement or attic and always call her by your mothers name. EDIT: forgot to put the word "you" in there. And remember to feed her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 For starters you dont go asking people on a forum how to get a girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Show the girls your penis. Always works, guaranteed. Make sure its of adequette size mind. Dont act like a dick around the ones you like too. Helps alot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Getting a girlfriend? Is that like finding the holy grail or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 1. Pick a girl you like. 2. ??????? 3. Profit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 I thought this was kigans thread, anyways, Thai Brides are the way forward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Buy a big net, and use it at the first and best one you see. Setting traps also works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 lol you guys havent got a clue have you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 We do, were just not revealing our secrets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Asking a girl out is usually a good start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 actually it is very hard. like today for example, im coming home from uni. i wait at bus stop. i see hot girl standing behind the busstop. she notices me. i get a mild a boner. she walks over. i casually take of mp3 player. i say "hey you wanna sit down" she shakes her head. i say "what course u doing", she says spanish, im like "first year?" she says yes..then walks off i then put on mp3 player....put on byob on maximum volume picture myself playing golf in my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 You guys got it all wrong.. Find a girl you like. then show here your Ãœber micro Chicks love guys who are good with their fingers... Or you can do as i did.. just pretend you're cool. I actually sortoff had about 3GF at the time when i just tryed to act cool Now i'm cool, so Girls are no problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 just be yourself, dont flash body parts (not til after the first date anyway! ) chat about something you have in common, or a generic topic like music, if you dont know what they like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 You don't want a girlfriend, you just want to get your end away! Law of averages! The more you ask, the more likely you are to get a yes! Be direct! haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Just act natural, compliment them etc, all the usual shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 girls love to play games. they like it when they are complimented, then when they grab hold of your crotch they like to tear it out and shove it in your mouth. enough of these games Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Hahahaha, Ive never played that one before. Maybe Ill try it when I get home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Thanks for all the tips and im sorry for calling you all n00bs. You are obviously l337 :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 Hahahaha, Ive never played that one before. Maybe Ill try it when I get home. i dont find that funny, i dont deserve this shabby treatment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 i dont find that funny, i dont deserve this shabby treatment I dont like games i'd rather get straight to the point to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2005 I dont like games i'd rather get straight to the point to be honest. yeah..exactly, if a girl is actually (that would be the daewoo) interested in you, why dont they just bloody say it. if they aint then leave me alone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
