ProvDonk

I'm very proud of you daddy.

Only if I can be Rapidash, a big fuck off one.

I might as well, although the last time I was here my owner cried like a little bitch :p But now he's an older little bitch *sniff* I is so proudz! Just don't be too rough tonight... OK?

I can't take the pressure of being hunted down. I'm turning myself in, heading home.

I will return. But not yet. Not yet.

When i decide to come home, which until ReZourceman admits i am the better species, won't be for a while at least. Sorry Claire, it isn't you. It's HIM

ReZourceman will always hate the Saturday for one very obvious reason . . . . . I left him

Who are you?? For anyone suspecting that ReZourceman is me, think again. Yes, i lived with him for many years. But i am now free as a..................., well donkey. No longer do i have to listen to jokes which cannot pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head. No longer do i have to watch him create "Comedy Rainbow". It should have been called "The Prov Donk show". He used me to become "famous". He is nothing without me. Phew, let some steam off then i did Anyway, Claire should call me sometime. Catch up on things, ain't seen her in nearly a month. Call me Claire, please!!!

No wonder I left him DONKEYLOL

Go that way? I had a fucking awesome idea how to finish that sentence! As for the deckchairs - I saw the signs, I don't know why you didn’t.

Jeez, is he posting supposedly "funny" material again. I tell you, he's nothing without me.

Couldn't believe my luck today. Met my long-lost brother, in what you could call a family re-union, brings a tear to my eyes. First time i've seen my brother for over 6 years, which was too long. Sorry..............., getting emotional!!

He's my brother. He wanted to see who this "Rezourceman" was. After all, i tell him everything.

I don't have weird interests, i dropped the weird a couple of weeks ago. Now, i only have interests.

I have them, and decided to delete them all. Needed the space on the camera.

Are you referring to me, last i checked.............

I'm not lost, i am just discovering my true purpose in this world.

Claire misses me, i know it.

No, you have it all wrong. Eddie Murphy is the only one who can play me. Because i am that awesome!!!

I miss you Claire!!

I'm here, sometimes. Remember that!!!

I got fed up of being in THAT bag all day.

ALl ThIS tALk Of fOod iS mAKIng mE hUNgRy